About me:

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i'm kind of a completely unapologetic hipster. also a huge nerd.
i'm pretty sure myspace is dead. check out my actual internet residences in my blog up there. i haven't actually used myspace for anything productive since 2004, and some of my photos are wildly out of date but the site is so poorly coded i don't feel like dealing with the updating process. eh. so i'll leave my page as it is, like some sort of warped monument that future generations can uncover and study in some vain attempt to learn about life in these 'oughts.
"it is a small world. you do not have to live in it particularly long to learn that for yourself. there is a theory that, in the whole world, there are only five hundred real people (the case, as it were; all the rest of the people in the world, the theory suggests, are extras) and what is more, they all know each other. and it's true, or true as far as it goes. in reality the world is made of thousands upon thousands of groups of about five hundred people, all of whom will spend their lives bumping into each other, trying to avoid each other, and discovering each other in the same unlikely teashop in Vancouver. there is an unavoidability to this process. it's not even coincidence. It's just the way the world works, with no regard for individuals or for propriety."
bukowski, on booze;
"we sat on a park bench and chewed the gum and I thought, well, now I have found something, I have found something that is going to help me, for a long long time to come. the park grass looked greener, the park benches looked better and the flowers were trying harder. maybe that stuff wasn't good for surgeons but anybody who wanted to be a surgeon, there was something wrong with them in the first place."
Who I'd like to meet:
who says i want to meet anyone? psh.
ideally, jfk. trent reznor.. and desmond hume. all at the same time.
message me why don't you? i'm an open book on this here internet.
Comments
Aug 24 2009 6:31 AM
May 3 2009 8:21 PM
Mar 15 2009 11:42 AM
He's IT too. I was telling him you worked at the apple genius bar
Feb 24 2009 12:47 AM
WHO WANTS TO GO TO A COCK FIGHT?
Feb 4 2009 3:36 AM
And THEN... you'll leave a comment on MY myspace, making it appear that I, too, am popular!
POOPING BACK AND FORTH FOREVER IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Feb 1 2009 5:22 PM
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Jan 18 2009 11:39 PM
Oh god, honey. Memories!
Next time I make lurve in the clurrrb, I'ma dedicate it to you!
Jan 17 2009 11:17 PM
Jan 16 2009 3:50 AM
See you saturday!
Jan 15 2009 9:59 PM
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Sep 18 2008 12:35 AM
www. UCBcomedy. com
Sep 15 2008 5:21 AM
Hey VICTORIA...
Throw me down on the floor and kick me as hard as you can!
But enough about me.
This is what it's going to look like when joi comes to visit me in a couple of weeks:
SO I SUGGEST YOU PLAN A TRIP TO THE DIRTY MID-SOUTH SOMETIME.
Jun 8 2008 12:35 AM