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Retta
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2 weeks off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Female
59 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 12/20/2009
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Retta's Interests
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| General | I'm interested in all things funny and hording DVD's (good or bad . . . it's more of an addiction than an interest.)
 | | Music | Hip Hop, Classical, Old School Rock, some Pop and R&B | | Movies | Love Actually, Steel Magnolias, Go!, Miami Rhapsody, The Best Man, Munich, Some Girl (Yes these appear to be random choices but I tend to be random . . . get over it)
You can catch me in: First Sunday, Dickie Roberts Former Child Star, Slackers, Sex & Death 101, Fracture | | Television | Entourage, The Comeback, Will & Grace, Medium, The Shield, Sex & the City, Monk, Bones | | Books | Cheesey Chick Lit | | Heroes | Deborah Sirleaf, Opes, Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf
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Retta's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Jersey | | Body type: | 5' 8" / More to love! | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Slingin' Jokes |
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Retta's Schools
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Duke University
Durham, NC
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Sociology
Minor: Pre-Med
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Retta says follow me on Twitter . . . @JokeDiva Posted at 1:01 AM Oct 28
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About me:
It's February and I'm very busy. Got a gang of tour dates (and by gang I mean more than 4). As you all know (at least you should and if you don't . . . really?) February is black history month so a bitch is busy. Schools gotta bring the coloreds in to fill out their February programing thus my hectic month.
Speaking of touring, I finally have a MySpace Comedy page. Please friend me there as well: MySpace.com/rettasgotjokes. Right now it's a little bootleg because I am not as adept at this MySpace thing as I'd like to be so if anyone has any recommendations as to where to get "pimping" ideas, feel free to let me know.
I hope to stay in contact with you all.
Kisses,
R
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Who I'd like to meet:
My grandmothers, the Wright brothers, Oprah, Bette Midler, Barbara Streisand, Bill Gates and Leontyne Price
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Livin.' Not livin' as large as you, but I'm good. Congrats on the gig. I'm enjoying the show even more now that I get to look for you!
Hey Retta Gurl. Seen you on the TV. HEEEEEEEEEY!!! ;)
omg i was watching ur comedy central presents and that shit about the lions fckin 216 times in 3 days had me dying laughing....so i hopped on da space and had 2 find u!!!! u are mad funny girl and the big gurl joke was hilarous 2 lol...keep us laughing gurl....
Just stopping by to send a H Town Texas shoutout to your page.
Terry W.
great to see you mama!
You are not 58...
2MinuteNick! Episode #6&7
Thanks for the add! Check out www. edar. org for more info about how we're helping the homeless. Don't forget to tell your friends and fans!
Thanks! Check your bulletins and event invites.
have a great day, cheers Carl!!
Thanks for adding me.
Retta,
Thanks for the add.
Who f*cked up Seal's Guitar? Guitar Planet
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Welcome to Guitar Planet.
THANX ALOT FOR THE ADD RETTA!!!! JUST DROPPIN' THROUGH TO SAY HI, AND HOPE YOU HAVE A QUIET AND PEACEFUL NIGHT!!!!!
-VALENCIA
Just stop 2 show ur page some love...
Mz.Trinity
Haha! I spoke to your parents last sunday and they want to come to Holland next year. So my planning is to come in 2010. I hope with christmas, cause every year aunt Debbie calls me to say that she has so much food, so i wanna be a part of that!!
XXX
Roxy
Thanks for the interview! The Sheroes are great! ;-)
girl, i took it to the limit (one more time) last weekend. partied like it was still 1999. a gay film festival happens in LA and suddenly i'm drunky mcdrunkenstein. how u durrin?
See Retta at Red Rock this Tuesday . . . doing standup.
"deez nutz?" REALLY. really?
You rule!
CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH YOU THROW DOWN AT THE COMEDY STORE THIS FRIDAY!!! MUCH LOVE HOMMEY, V