"Influences are like farts...every once and a while You've just got to rip one off."
-Rev. LancE-
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Have Your Sins Forgiven: Buy Me Presents!
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Rev. LancE's Merchandise ON SALE NOW: ONLY AT -NO SHIRT, SHERLOCK-
www.CafePress.com/NOSHIRTSHERLOCK
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Music
...A Whole Galaxy of Multicolored Uppers, Downers, Screamers, Laughers.
Movies
...Disney Cartoons and Pornography (at the same time).
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Television
...Telemundo...All day, Every day.
Books
...Cat in the Hat, The Bible, The Necronomicon, Everyone Poops (Except a Baby without an Anus!), Medical Journals, True Crime/Serial Killer books, Walter the Farting Dog, J.R.R. Tolkien, Rock Star Bios, Kid's Menus, Frozen Food Packaging, Stephen King, Theme Park Maps, The Funny Pages, Porno, Propaganda, Medicine Bottles.
Heroes
....Ham and Cheese, Meatball and Italian!
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†Rev. LancE† - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!®'s Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Burkburnett, Texas
Body type:
0' 9"
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
Children:
Someday
Occupation:
Graphic Sex Artist, Party Clown for Hire, Minister
†Rev. LancE† - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!®'s Schools
Burkburnett H S
Burkburnett,Texas
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Art, Guitar, Mind Games, Scare Tactics, Bad Reputation 101
1994 to 1998
†Rev. LancE† - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!®'s Networking
†Rev. LancE† - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!®'s Companies
Skare Force One Productions, Inc. Orlando, FL US
Audio Stimulations/ Horrorphonics/ Graphic Sex Art
Graveyard Shift Graphics, Ltd. Orlando, FL US
Skare Artist/ Graphic Violence/ WangDoodler
5th Trumpet/ Drac in the Box Publications Orlando, Fl US
Flyers/ Propaganda/ Litter
†Rev. LancE† - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!® is down on Whores and I shant quit Ripping them till I do get buckled. Posted at 11:53 AM Nov 13 from Mobile view more
†Rev. LancE† - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!®'s Blurbs
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"'Oh, you cant help that, said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. 'How do you know I'm mad? said Alice. 'You must be, said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here..."
---- About the Artist ----
Raised amidst the sticks and chainsaw fumes of rural Burkburnett, Texas, young LancE became
obsessed with all things dark and scary, especially the grim side of fairy tales and children's
books, circuses and carnivals.
As a teen, LancE brought his talents to (Horr)Orlando, Florida: a
city equally as whimsical and frightening as his own dark vision.
Rev. LancE's art is very much like the thrill rides and fun houses that clutter the city.
LancE has done artwork for bands including Lunatic Candy
Kreep, Meka Nism and Her Rusty Tears, and Angel Autopsy, and has had art featured in
publications including AXIS, Connections, and an award winning "Expression of the Month" in the
long-running CIRCUS Magazine.
In his spare time, LancE enjoys playing the guitar, doodling, sleeping and chicken strips.
You had
an obsession with killing innocent children of your town, until the towns people burnt you
alive...now you've come back for revenge on Elm Street.
Who I'd like to meet: ...Your Mom, Walt Disney's Cryogenically Frozen Head, The Joker, Tyler Durden, Freddy Krueger, Robert Crumb, Charles Schultz, Dr. Seuss, Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, H. R. Giger, H. R. Pufnstuf, H & R Block, Ed Gein, Heckles & Twitch, Sterculious: The Roman God of Feces, Mike Patton, Roger Waters, Alice Cooper, Rob ZoMBiE, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, Grigori Rasputin, Jesus Christ, Jack the Ripper, The MAXX, Shel Silverstein, Dr. Carl Von Cosel, Eddie the Flying Gimp, Girls playing Twister, Girls not playing Twister, OZZY and Twiggy the Water-Skiing Squirrel:
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There has been a long pause since the last time we talked. I guess it comes with the territory I have around me. So I hope things are good for you! So far so good here. Ill Nina
Where the Hell are you? I haven't heard shit from you since I saw you last, and your phone isn't workin. Looks like you've got a little lady to keep an eye, very glad to see that. Lemme know what up.
What up you bastard of a thousand maniacs. Happy Birthday to US!! I'm in Louisville Kentucky, downtown and drunk as fuck. I'll come see yer sweaty ass next time I'm home brother.
