or

and the like... etc...

this is still in progress and will arrive at some indeterminant point hopefully as soon and when, time and windows of appropriate opportunity and so on arise etc... etc..

[ As from Friday 22.17 - 18th september 2009 >>> ---->

Here below - a partially dictated mssg and synopsis adage via Rev.TwO-SheDS regarding this myspace portal...

hello...

hope everyone's out there having ultra-fun in thee big wyde worlde... coping heroically, and taking the piss out of the current top fab fiscal dynamo asset strip bullshit routine... "Count DRaC's" Reverbnation player on this portal & is in the top friends here has apt musical accompanyment to the credit brunch ie. "COUNT DRAC's BLOOD BANKS" - free download via the 'CoUNT DRaC" Reverbnation player window - also via the "CoUNT DRAC ~ Derek of Transylvania to my friends" ~ myspace site in top friends list here on this payge...].

Did you know worldwide bankers bail-outs currently run at $2000 for every man woman and child currently alive on the planet - so remember - please dig deep and give genourously...

other than that, those of you who may actually know R2$, may also know that he writes stuff... seldom does he blog, as he considers moste things change as soon as written... nor indeed, does he introduce many long term regularised offerments of sustainable audio for quantity control... [prefering the 'never mind the quality feel the width' brand of expugement.] Be it 'pon the moibic treadmills of the needfully erudite, or upon the various overly complex and tedious to navigate portals of binary neccessity ordained for such porpoises, R2$ floats about on there are various offerments, some may only last for a few moments - whereas others may remain constant - [ terms and conditions apply - subject to status... etcetera]

this was all set to change recently, as R2$ has since brunched out, as not only is he / she / it running out of workable storage space, but R2$ has decided it high time some bent plastic cuttlery was banged upon the placemats of destiny, if for no other reason than to get others [ including myself M.Z. ] to stop hassling him to do so...

and so for the foreseeable future R2$ shall be floating a few rafts of self absorbed victualisation and other fodderised compostables, for the perusement of anyone who wishes to engage in what R2$ considers to be the "day to day chimp stab of my own amusement" ...

moste of these frills should be reasonably easily found to be knocking about hear or a roundabout, somewhere, or overt, over there, in other sites such as the other ones here beside the other one currently occupied by his top fab top friend 'The LaDY" , in the friends listings upon this page... [it seems that R2$ may have around 20 or so myspace sites in operation at any given time]

here below are the directions to some other ReV.TwO-SheDS SiteS....

"Stalag Avolon" that was atop the player herefor example has now been temporaneously removed as this was the short version of a very previous version of the long term item 'Druid Baiting'... R2$ removed because it was a bit of a blast edited on foot so to speak due to the confinements of the 6MB ten minute peep show currently available to myspace uploaders ...whereas 'Druid Baiting' even as the edited version is a 45 minute track runnig at around 45 to 50+ MB...

R2$ tends to prefer to write in the long - and so this will probably be re-loaded and re-segmented in it's current form into parts 1 ~ 8 in due course... as was "CoUNT DRaC's LoVE LeTTeR TO KyLiE"

R2$'s original idea procurements for this area of writing may be best exemplified here bellow.... although it is part of a much larger ongoing produkt... and linked to 'Coracles of the Oracles' and 'Briton vs. Plaguarist' parts of which also appear in some variants of "The Coiled Spring".

R2$ was also part of an international art group in the 80's/90's... exhibitions both here and abroad - pre 1986 activities still remain sketchy... tramp, probable wide itinerance, drug abuse, strange and fascinating personal hygeine problems and so on...

R2$ has included the picture below here as he thinks it is bonkers - this picture taken of an adverse~tis~meant Glastonbury High Street Shoppe Window, is as he considers it to be a ...

"stirling example of new age balderdash in regards to the organised beany hat pocket fleecing of of those engaged in 'Gullibles Travels' via 'shamanic sect's maniacs' and other unreal etherialist forms of bunkam assoc. with the now generic apochcraphal fairy story trails of shamanically depressive workshoppe psychosis..." etcetera... and so on...

"... strewth"

as for other projects such as STR [the band] -eg.

or

and the like... etc...

this is [re: STR], as I am currently informed...

"...still in progress and will arrive at some indeterminant point, hopefully as soon and when, time and windows of appropriate opportunity and so on arise etc... etc..."

If you have down the 'payge' as far as this ... R2$ says "thankyou" ... if not , and just scanned to the bottom here* then he says..."the basic idea of this 'diatribe' is just so as to inform you that things or this and other R2$ sites are set to change in terms of sustained procurement of audio and visuals in regards to audio, writings, blurb... etcetera... and so on..."

Other info: R2$ prefers to spend his time mainly writing [This is a daily / nightly occurance - usually note books and so on - which are then transcribed to the variuos myspaces - siometimes by himself - or more often by others - myself included] ... he also enjoys playing scratchy records and he also "wanders about a lot..." ~ often disappearing for days, if not weeks on end...

kindest regards M.Z. [on behalf of R2$ ....etcetera ....and so on...]

R2$

ps. R2$ seldom offer's any precise information and so offers this as the best reason as to why - i.e. as copied directly including all punctuation from concise O.E.D. of current english [ in this case] 5th edition 1964 reprinted with corrections 1964 / 1966 oxford university press

" noxious noyade noyau nozzle n't nu, nuance nub, nubble nubile, nuchal nuci-nuclear nucleole nucleus nude nudge, nugae nugatory"*

R2$ considers this [*above] to be a perfectly balanced and reasonable sentence, and suggesst that various dictionaries of variant edition and publication date offer 10's of thousands of [if not many more] similar longer / shorter cohesive running interellational intercise... this sentence above is restricted as far as R2$ currently acertains to this particular issue of this particular dictionary... and wishes to point out that other issues may / may not offer/infer the same meaning or structural content...

the direct consequence of such sentences is that often R2$ still remains still "excruciatingly bored..."

THERE IS ANOTHER REV. TWO-SHEDS MUZAK SITE NEAR, WITHIN THE HALLS OF HIS TOP-FRIENDS GRIST LIST HERE... COME ON DOWN, TURN SHARP LEFT AND WALK ON THROUGH THE CRAPPERS, TO THE FAT CAT DOOR MARKED & SUMMED TO A MORE OF THE SHAME SHIT, INDIFFERENT TO WRAPPERS..." R2$

it has a picture of a black cat as a profile pic InNiT and it is called Rev tWo-SheDS New aPPrOpRiATE tEMpoRaRy hOardinG

...and I note that there also now seems to be another one called "ReV.TwO-ShEDs NeWeR APPRoPRiTe TeMpORarY HoARDING" ~ M.Z.

This disclaimer has been asked to be included here re: R2$'s 'name' ~

Rev. Two-Sheds is NOT a name in any way associated with 'Arthur Two Sheds Jackson' / Pythonism - Rev. is short for reverend & [as he is "...a whole reverend - not halfed or crunched"

The name "Two-Sheds" was bestowed at a venue in the early naughties by a real musician , because he noted that Rev. does, in reality have 2 sheds... The 'Two-Sheds' part of his name has since stuck like glue as this is now what most people call him to his face at least...

The only similarity that the 'Two-Sheds' moniker has to Rev's actual real name is the hyphen.

His real surname is Harlington-Straker although it is unclear as to whether this is his actual name or a non-deplume via deed poll etc...

ReV / R2$, when not meandering etc.... is generally a recluse...

M.Z. on behalf of R2$ - this updated ~ 1/10/2009

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BeLoW at VaRiOuS PoINts ~ aRE SoME PrEfeREd QUoTES FrOm oTheRS aS ENjOYed By R2$ ~ SuCh AS ~

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

Lenny Bruce

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