Afexei
Don't ask what you can do for your country, but for what your country can do for you.

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22 years old
San Bernardino, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 10/22/2008
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"But Alexei believed that there are parallel universes," meowed Benny. "That's the only way that he could sexplain that TV shows, movies, books, and video games were all true stories. Imagine there are infinite universes with different outcomes that all exist in the same amount of space. Let's take a TV show like "Crime Shit Investigation: New York" and a movie "Spiderfag". Both take place in New York, yet none are true in our universe and Spiderfag does not sexist in "CSI: Crime Shit Investigation" TV show. So therefore the two things take place in two separate yet similar dimensions thus it would sexplain how both could be a true story and eliminate discrepancies and overlapping concepts. In the movie "Armagedick" half of New York is destroyed by meteorites yet in "CSI: Crime Shit Investigashit" it never happened to New York. How could both be true stories? Well, "Armagedick" is simply taking place in yet another dimension similar to ours. Then imagine about 23 movies that Arnold Schwarzenegger was in. Now if they all took place in the same universe, then we'd have to assume there is about 1516 similar guys running around. So then if we assume that each Arnold Schwarzenigger movie is taking place in its own separate parallel dimension, that would sexplain how those movies can happen in real life. We also must assume that people in most parallel universes are exact twins of the ones living in our world but with different names, lives, and personalities. So if Arnold Schwarzenegger in our universe is an actor and a governor, in a parallel dimension he has a different name and fought a Predatfag alien for instance. Also we have to assume that just because supernatural doesn't exist in our universe, that those other universes have different laws of physics which allow for supernatural to sexist. So every what we call "fictional" story, happened for real in some parallel dimension."
THUS THE ABOVE TV SHOWS ARE ALL TRUE STORIES THAT HAPPENED FOR REAL IN PARALLEL UNIVERSES AND ALTERNATE REALITIES AND OTHER DIMENSIONS.
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Status:Single
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Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Rimforest
Body type:Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:writer, web designer

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Why do you want to know my secrets? Why should I give away my secrets? You cannot know my secrets.
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(JL) Joshua Lanes





Sep 11 2008 4:09 PM

Hope you have a rockin birthday! ~JL
Jimmy of the Year





Feb 25 2008 12:10 PM

Corey





Dec 3 2007 6:52 AM

I thought you were talking about the one on your page. I just saw the one you posted in that bulletin. You never seem to let me down. You're fucking retarded!
Corey





Dec 2 2007 4:02 AM

I've seen it already. I want new material!
Corey





Nov 10 2007 7:57 PM

You don't know shit boy. That movie was good. It was just a little too long.
Corey





Nov 8 2007 9:19 PM

That's too much for my tiny brain to take in.
WMGreen?





Nov 6 2007 8:49 PM

Corey





Oct 31 2007 6:10 AM

I could only dream of being as great as they are.
Corey





Oct 30 2007 6:22 AM

Why do you ask? Did you and Andy come up with this brilliant idea for a video? I don't care Alexei. I think should you know that by now.
∞Pazuzu∞





Oct 29 2007 8:17 AM

thanxs for accepting our add request.
our regards to benny the cat.
doin hard time! haha
Corey





Sep 29 2007 4:12 PM

make another movie
.Nik.





Jul 4 2007 4:27 AM

I just read your stories, note expecting to be in them.


I'm a volcom bitch eh?
Corey





Mar 13 2007 8:52 PM

You need to write some new material then. I want atleast one appearance.
Corey





Mar 12 2007 7:49 PM

When are you going to write a story with me in it?
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Jan 24 2007 11:31 AM

puff puff pass, no sleeping!
Corey





Jan 5 2007 6:41 AM

I'll show you some 8-balls when I tea-bag you after a brutal beating! Man, that was gross. I kind of got carried away there. I miss you my dear sweet Alexei
Jimmy of the Year





Dec 11 2006 6:21 AM

i was looking through my yearbook and you wrote csi episodes on almost all the pages. remember morgan leGAY, i cant beleive u put that fat lady picture in your presentation
Andyrew





Dec 11 2006 2:43 AM

Andy put pennies all around Alexeis fire pit now when i send the FBI there they will have all the evidence they need to lock you up for destruction of government property. and you are welcome for the sandwhich you ungrateful piece russian shat.
Corey





Nov 30 2006 9:12 PM

I hate you Alexei. It's going down the next time I see you. Watch your back...Real talk.
Corey





Sep 16 2006 8:09 PM



You belong somewhere in this picture.
Corey





Sep 16 2006 4:06 AM

Did you get kicked out of ITT Tech yet?
Corey





Sep 12 2006 4:29 AM

You're a stupid piece of shit.
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Aug 6 2006 12:41 AM

....so you want armageddon?
you have it, the human population is an epidemic wiping out its own existance....and you have front row seats....yay.....
Andyrew





Jul 20 2006 11:43 PM

"Which shall it be?", that clown is pretty hot I would do him.
Andyrew





May 22 2006 4:01 AM

Why would you say such a thing, you know yo momma be crazy. Hey remember when Corey and i would call you "Fat Ass" and you would get mad.
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