REYREY’S MAFIA
Stand-Up / Alternative / Ventriloquist
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The whiskey ain’t working anymore...
Male
33 years old
HOUSTON, TEXAS
United States
Last Login: 7/13/2009
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Mood:
horny
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REYREY’S MAFIA's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Rey Rey is a comic who demands attention on stage whether he's ranting about immigration, drinking, his "Half Black/Half Mexican" upbringing and his Army days. His political spin hits on all sides. His rantings carry a message, filled with laughter.
He blogs for the Houston Chronicle in Houston, TX.
He's been seen on Cable TV78 and PAX TV.
He's been downloaded on your phones via Comedy Times TV. | | Website | REYREYSPLACE.COM...is that good enough for you Myspace? | | Influences | Jack, Johnny, Jose, and Captain Morgan amongst others. | | Members | Only one...and it's retired | | TV Shows | TV78, PAX TV, ABC, Knockout Comedy... | | Films | COMEDY TIMES ON YOUR VERIZON PHONE | | Albums | Are so over=rated |
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REYREY’S MAFIA's Interests
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| General | Drunken women at last call... | | Music | spanish, english, swaheilie, martian... | | Movies | Nothing boring... | | Television | Don't laugh because I don't have cable! I'm hardly home... | | Books | They still make these? That's so 20th Century! | | Heroes | Is this a test? o.k. Superman is one...Batman, maybe...Wonder Woman...nah! |
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In Memory Of Trinidad H. Garcia, Comedians of MySpace, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, Houston Comedians, MYSPACE WHORES R US, League of Extraordinary Comedians, SamSpindel.com, Texas MySpace parties by ~Texas * Tammy~
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REYREY’S MAFIA's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Houston | | Body type: | 5' 11" / Average | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | LADIES MAN | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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REYREY’S MAFIA's Schools
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University Of Houston-Downtown
Houston,Texas
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Yup, that was a problem
Minor: no thanks, that pesky amber alert
Clubs: Tequila King with KQQK. Hallabaloo's version of Norm.
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University Of Houston-University Park
Houston,Texas
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: my major was switching majors
Minor: She never told me her age
Clubs: Marching Band. I was a drummer. Don't get it twisted.
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1993 to 1995 |
Austin H S
Houston,Texas
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Marching band...Drum Major...Government...Prince...
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1989 to 1993 |
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About me:
I write in The Houston Chronicle. It's a blog following me as a comic as well as my view on current events. I'm still looking for myself in other people's photos. I'm the guy in the background smiling and looking at the camera in your unsuspecting pictures. It's almost like looking for Waldo. My website I work as a legal courier and do stand up comedy on the side. You do have to be able to hold your own drinking with me if you want to be my friend. And I am lovable, but like a cloud, you can't own me. No tree huggers please...
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet people who like comedy and dancing and big boobs. I'm not a fan of concerts unless there's a big dance floor and drinks abound. I'm not looking for the love of my life on here. I've already lost her. Just looking for people to hang out with and party and not worry about waking up with a missing kidney.
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