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Neil Reza
Stand-Up / Political Humor

		A lack of David Bowie is bad for the human health! Male 23 years old SAN JOSE, CA United States Last Login: 4/24/2009

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/rezafunnyshit

Neil Reza's Comedian Bio

Website	Welcome to my website
Influences	With the exception of ass clowing in class all the time I would like to list my influnces and the people who have helped me along the way. Bill Hicks - Comdey dosn’t always has to be about happines. You can take problems or taboo’s and shit all over them. That is what Bill Hicks taught me. Bill Hicks 1961 – 1994, R.I.P Jim Penetta - Jim has helped me over the years. He has helped me improve my act and find out what my true meesgaes are. He also introduce me to my first gig. Thank You Jim. Gilianno Lopez - aka G-Nutz, for showing me that its ok to be nice but its better to be a dick to people who you can’t stand.
TV Shows	I've never been on TV yet if you type my name on Google, I'm the number 1 result over an asshole who paid for advertising.
Films	Dose the video of me streaking on YouTube count?

Neil Reza's Interests

Movies	I like to watch a lot of movies on my free time. I like movies cause I see them as a form of art that is exspressed through the movement of pictures to created a visual that takes us to another world for 1 happy hour. I have a lot of favorites.
Television	I'm not going to lie or bullshit you by saying that I don't watch TV cause its bad or I'm too good for it. I watch TV sometimes and I have a few shows I don't like missing.
Groups:	Comedians of MySpace, Class of 06!, I Was Made In The 80s!!, The Love Shack, Stand-up Comics and Comedy Fans, gimme some of that carnaganorves!, Add Me Group, PLANET HALO View All Neil Reza's Groups

Neil Reza's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	San Jose
Ethnicity:	Middle Eastern
Religion:	Muslim
Zodiac Sign:	Virgo
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Occupation:	Alcoholic/ Guerilla Fighter/ Poltical Critic

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Neil Reza's Blurbs

About me:

My name is Neil Reza. I was born and raised here in San Jose. I'm a comic who have been performing for a few years. I started my career at the Gaslighter Theater in Downtown Campbell and continued their until it closed in 2006. After that I tried The Kings Head Pub along with a few private shows.

I'm now a professional drinker/ writer/ guerrilla fighter/ Political and Social Critic. I qualify because I drink lot. I also write a a lot of blogs, short stories, and poems. I qualify as a guerrilla fighter since I read Che's book. I also have a lot to say about this sad world of ours we live in and how the Bay Area is just perfect.

Who I'd like to meet:
Somebody intresting who says somthing that is worth a damn!

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Less Than Famous	Sep 11 2008 10:08 PM Happy Birthday!!! Hope you have a SUPER day!!! LTF
♥ Steph ♥	Sep 11 2008 4:21 PM Happy Birthday Graphics
Valentine deFrancis	Sep 11 2008 11:06 AM glitter-graphics. com Have a great birthday and many more Hugs and best wishes Val
High N Mighty	Aug 7 2008 3:35 AM Thanks to You from High N Mighty!
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Ed Shepp's Myspace Music Profile	Jun 1 2008 4:00 PM Hey beepner! Click here to download my whole album of Madonna covers, The Madonna Within EP (free, of course). Or click here to read more and download individual songs. Thanks! Lerv ya! Ed Shepp
Anna	May 21 2008 4:53 AM Hey Neil Reza, I just bought as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Eduardo Corrochio	May 18 2008 2:31 AM Hey Neil Reza, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
EqualOppGOD!	Apr 24 2008 10:26 AM Hey Neil Reza, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!
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Political Pundit	Apr 10 2008 3:55 PM
Los Bandits	Mar 12 2008 7:33 AM Cholobilly straight from Califas..... By the way, you're bad ass... ORALE, The Illegal Dead - Los Ilegales Muertos
Worldwide Progressive Movement	Mar 6 2008 8:18 PM We've now had 5 years of lies about Iraq: 9/11, WMD's, freedom. The real reasons were oil, profiteering, fascism. Not just Bush, but the news media, most of congress, and all who remain silent. And now they'll use fear to quash dissent. It's nothing new -- it's been going on for ages. War, poverty, ecocide, arrogant bullying --they're all from greed and fear, which come from ignorance. ♥ But it's not too late -- we can still learn to make peace. Talk with people. Love, Eric
LADIES IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CLEAVEGE	Feb 27 2008 11:10 PM BIGG POPPA WILL aka MR. Y2K STOPPING BY TO SAY. Y2K 2008 WE STILL HERE! WHAT? LET'S DO SOMETHING. .... ..
Political Pundit	Feb 1 2008 8:36 PM
Ruthicus	Jan 31 2008 12:29 AM if you dont like to laugh then you are definitely more of a freak than I am . hehe how goes it??

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