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Hardcore / Country / Folk

Wings. Of. Steel. PAINKILLER!



Portland, OREGON
United States

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Last Login:  7/9/2009
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Member Since6/15/2005
Band MembersR.- Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Banjo, Drums, Mistakes.
InfluencesWeen, Guns n Roses, Cash, Willie, Waylon, Hank, Townes Van Zandt, New Riders of the Purple Sage, MC5, The Clash, T. Rex, Motorhead, Richard Thompson, Talking Heads, Queen, Camper Van Beethoven, Dylan, Cracker, Blind Melon, Kula Shaker, Guthrie, Steve Earle, Buckethead, Southern Culture on the Skids, Gram Parsons, Neil Young, Guy Clark, Merle Haggard, Merle Travis, Aphex Twin, Cylob, Autechre, The Flaming Lips, Lucinda Williams, Danzig, Pixies, The Pogues, Judas Priest, Gwar, Bill Hicks, Tom Waits, Violent Femmes, William S. Burroughs, Pantera, Primus, wierd shit, monkeys, human waste, wacky shit harmonies, and poop jokes.
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"Belief? What do I believe in? I believe in sun. In rock. In the dogma of the sun and the doctrine of the rock. I believe in blood, fire, woman, rivers, eagles, storm, drums, flutes, banjos, and broom-tailed horses...."

"Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things, usually conducted by government against its own people."

"How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it."

"Music is a savage art, a measured madness."

-Ed Abbey
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"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

"Avoid being seized by the police. The cops are not your friends. Don't tell them anything."

"Get out of control, but appear under control. It's not bad to alarm other people, though - it's good for them."

"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt."

-HST
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Frank Booth: Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Jeffrey Beaumont: No thanks.
Frank Booth: No thanks? What does that mean?
Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't wanna go.
Frank Booth: Go where?
Jeffrey Beaumont: For a ride.
Frank Booth: A ride! Now that's a good idea!
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Steve Zissou: Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal?
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Albert Rosenfeld: You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method…is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
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Nobody: You were a poet and a painter, William Blake. But now, you're a killer of white men.
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Public Address System: Attention all Hudsucker employees. Attention all Hudsucker employees. We regretfully announce that at thirty seconds after the hour of noon, Hudsucker time, Waring Hudsucker, Founder, President, and Chairman of the Board of Hudsucker Industries, merged with the infinite. To mark this occasion of corporate loss, we ask that all employees observe a moment of silent contemplation. (moment of silence) Thank you for your kind attention. This moment has been duly-noted on your time cards and will be deducted from your pay. That is all.
Sounds LikeGagging on sea creatures.
Record LabelMetabolic Spork
Type of LabelIndie


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I'm lost in a space most people can't think about. Emanating spores like a moldy air conditioner, I'm like an unbreakable comb in a saucepan. Can you smell that? Yep. It's me. I got more smell rock than a skunk in a garbage bag. Like a pit of kittens. I think you must have heard me right if you didn't hear me at all, cause my songs are the vapor that slips through the cracks inbetween your bones. The broken teeth of the rattlesnake and the farmer with no field, the coop which keeps only dust, and the dirt that leaves the moment it is seen. I will not be able to forget. I can't.

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Chuck Damage





Jun 2 2009 2:39 PM



hey dude been busy making these. what have you been up to?
Professor Magnet





May 2 2009 6:46 AM

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OH DEAR.....DOGS DIG IT MISSES 2 ANIMALS NOW.
Ian





Mar 27 2009 2:43 PM

Ive drawn up some nice bicycles, Im sure we could do something cool with a moped
Ian





Mar 27 2009 2:44 AM

well, at least your coming out, I haven't seen you in how many damn years?! And no tattoos?!?! Your brother is working at a tattoo shop and you wont get a tat done by him?!
Ian





Mar 26 2009 5:32 PM

thanks man, your coming home for katies wedding right? Gotta come visit the shop and get some tattoos!
BURNS.R





Mar 11 2009 12:40 AM

Hey! I been in quiet time work mode, I'll no longer be a hermit in about 2 weeks on the 23rd, spring break.
So I come back soon to hang in crazy town!
REfectory nightclub





Feb 26 2009 1:53 AM

Whether you sing professionally, sing Karaoke, or just for fun, YOU could be walking away with $500 cash from PORTLAND IDOL!!! It happens EVERY Wednesday night at The Refectory Nightclub. Sign-up's are @ 8pm so don't be late! Sing acappella or bring your own backing track on CD if you'd like. See you there and bring your friends to cheer you on!
Portland Idol banner..

Sing Acappella or bring your own backing track (on CD) if desired. NO RAPPERS PLEASE this is a singing contest Rappers that sing are fine.
Geraldine





Feb 3 2009 12:49 AM

ur hot hot hot and hot as fuck
happy?
yeah you're happy and hot
Uphill Battle Moped Gang Portland





Feb 2 2009 5:56 AM

Thanks from Uphill Battlemoped.jpg (13 KB) Moped Gang Portland
Professor Magnet





Feb 2 2009 4:17 AM

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...HOLY SHIT! HE MUST BE GOING TO YOUR HOUSE TO VISIT SASH TOO.
Professor Magnet





Jan 31 2009 10:53 PM

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YOU ARE MISSED..THERE IS TOO MUCH CRAZY HORSESHIT LIKE THIS GOIN ON......OH BROTHER
Geraldine





Jan 31 2009 5:29 AM

Geraldine





Jan 31 2009 4:15 AM

isn't she the chick i saw you with last nite???
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=eTosQerWBzU
Kate Elliott





Dec 29 2008 7:24 AM

Hiya,
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Hope you got a ridiculous amount of presents all of which you wanted very much. Also I trust that you spent Christmas with those you like best in all the world, cause otherwise, why bother? I am running away to Canada in January to record some music, so maybe I should incorporate that into my new years resolution... something, something, I will be creative and productive, blah, blah, blah. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, hope the holidays are great fun for you.
-Kate Elliott
Alison





Dec 28 2008 4:56 AM

remember when things were normal and rad? I was thinking about that today. And I was at tiny's and heard a fleet of mopeds whiz by and was a little bleary-eyed.
We Want the World and We Want It Now!





Dec 13 2008 8:28 AM

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

1. Where is your cell phone?
Ass

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
fag

3. Your hair?:
hooah

4. Your mother?:
smart

5. Your father?:
dumb

6. Your favorite thing?:
anal

7. Your dream last night?:
midget

8. Your favorite drink?:
saliva

9. Your dream car?:
nuggets

10. The room you are in?
shitter

11. Your favorite sport?:
motherfucking

12. Your fear?:
spicks

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?:
nigger

14. Who did you hang out with last night?:
slants

15. What you're not?
awful

16. Muffins?
wop

17: One of your wish list items?:
heebs

18: Time?:
CONSUME!

19. The last thing you did?
masturbate

20. What are you wearing?:
nipples

21. Your tv?
KILL

22. Your pet?
semen

23. Your computer?
shiny

24. Your life?:
pickles

25. Your mood?
afterbirth

26. Your friends?:
fecal

27. What are you thinking about right now?:
vagina

28. Your car?:
bootylicious

29. Your work?:
cock

30. Your summer?:
skepticism

31. Your relationship status?:
magnanimous

32. Your favorite color:
fetus

33. When is the last time you laughed?:
death

34. Last time you cried?:
osteoporosis

35. School?:
avant

36. Favorite Candy?:
warts

37. Your Family?:
Salami

38. Where you live?:
FUCK!!!!!

39. Dream vacation?:
TB

40. Favorite food?:
speakers
Tempest





Dec 9 2008 10:45 PM

You were a worthy challenger, but there can only be one GingerBot Master!!
automatondan





Dec 5 2008 9:43 PM

i like 'if' dude.
Alison





Nov 30 2008 9:31 PM

I only am as cool as you make me..look.
Thanks for the gif! Ands do you want foogs from the gods? Is that like food that makes moog sounds when you bites into thems?
Alison





Nov 29 2008 8:17 AM

R.
ent you bored of only getting comments from me?
Alison





Nov 27 2008 10:29 PM

yu so supa! I need slow mo version.
Alison





Nov 27 2008 5:50 PM

Fundie pictures now! happy thanksgiving already. 3 more days.
Alison





Nov 27 2008 6:56 AM

HAHAHA the cosmic coincidence control center was in full effizay...Yeah but i am getting a second estimate--made in China, still pave rubies, ice and two tone gold swords.
Alison





Nov 27 2008 5:18 AM

haha it's almost as if you can't escape me...do you love the trans MTF dating experience? Our bro necklaces might have to be (duh why didnt I think of this?) shrinky dinks...I think $a grand could be better spent travelling in spring.
yes?no?
Alison





Nov 25 2008 5:43 AM

Dear Man-friend,
If I were closer to you I'd pinch you where your bathing suit covers and make you play naked movie star.
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