Writing
Anything from essays to poetry to biographies to songs
Music
I'm the music man so watch out (but I'm not obsessed)
Let's Get Personal
The Basics First Name:: joe Middle Name:: paul Last Name:: charpentier Nickname(s):: joe Age:: 17 Gender:: male Date of Birth:: 3/07 Occupation:: high school/college Hometown:: frenchboro Ethnicity:: white Height:: 5'10'' Weight:: 180 Body Type:: you won't push me around Marital Status:: single Sexual Orientation:: straight Religion:: chuck norris Favourites Colour:: blue and green Animal:: cheetah!! Food:: chinese and italian Number:: 8 Place:: frenchboro Setting:: ball field or under the sheets Style:: not any conformities (punk, skater, goth, etc.) Music:: mostly older stuff (Beatles, Led Zeppelin, ZZ Top, etc.) Climate:: anything, but snow irritates me until well into winter Scent:: Scent of a Woman Flavour:: warheads Emotion:: i don't know im emotionless :-) This or That Chocolate or Vanilla?:: chocolate Pepsi or Coke?:: coke? Beef or Veggies?:: beef Day or Night?:: rockin' all day rollin' all nights!! Clear Skies or Thunderstorms?:: thunder... ah ah ah ah ah ah Kittens or Puppies?:: what?!?! puppies Black & White or Colour?:: either or Fingers or Toes?:: wow Showers or Baths?:: showers Busses or Taxi Cabs?:: neither i walk War or Peace?:: give peace a chance Do you support... gay marriage?:: i guess so war?:: no abortion?:: if you mean pro choice then yes legalized marijuana?:: ehh, i don't smoke but I have nothing against it religion in classrooms?:: in a religion studies classroom... elswhere... no divorce?:: yes beauty magazines?:: NO! Answer Each Scenario Truthfully Your phone rings. Who's voice are you hoping to hear when you answer?:: no one in particular Someone unattractive gives you their telephone number and asks for a ring:: to be nice... i dont care about attractiveness You wake up one morning as the only human on Earth:: well i'm fucked huh? You turn your television on. What channel appears on screen?:: channel 5 or 7 or 12... maybe 2 You're about to call to end a relationship when the phone rings. Dead pet.:: i never have that much courage! Your plane crashes on an island. Who do you want to be stranded with?:: a girl of course... which one... who knows eh? You want to learn a new skill to impress your date. What do you choose?:: i learn guitar better You see your distant friend crying on their front porch.:: i do what i can Your house catches on fire. What do you grab first?:: friggin hose... maybe chris can start the fire truck maybe not You can only talk to one person for the rest of your life. Who is it?:: fagan maybe... raych?... maybe my grandmother i don know What's the first word that comes to mind when I say... Greed?:: money Jealousy?:: sex Hate?:: love Love?:: hate Anger?:: anakin skywalker Beauty?:: beast Grace?:: land Fragile?:: nicole richie Innocence?:: michael jackson Sinister?:: voldemort Malevolent?:: frank sinatra Curiousity?:: george Who was the last person you... called?:: taylor hugged?:: not in family... rachel I think kissed?:: woah there little personal messaged?:: tom drove with?:: not in family... tom and rachel saw in person?:: everyone on the island laughed with?:: stevie thought of?:: i think of a lot of people therefore the truth would be dangerous wanted to be with?:: ditto touched?:: damn... were angry with?:: i dont know Finish the Sentence I smile most...: in bed I love the taste of...: frog legs It makes me angry when...: our presidents suck I feel useful when...: i write I feel silly when...: im silly I want to...: go out I need to...: go out I really don't like...: not having... yeah I would die for...: some HAHA I never want to...: here Overture 1812 again!!!! I regret...: many things I'm thinking about...: alot What do you like best about the opposite sex? Hair Colour:: don't care Eye Colour:: don'te care Height:: not too short not too tall and i aint judgemental so that can go either way quite a bit Weight:: not too skinny not too heavy Personality:: anything really, just not too bitchy lol Style in Clothes:: don't care just not one of those conformists Style in Music:: don't care Thick or Thin?:: mentally? thin Outgoing or Shy?:: outgoing High Maintenance or Easy to Please?:: easy to please Graceful or Clumsy?:: either... clumsy's cute Singer or Dancer?:: both... lol Understanding or Sympathetic?:: both Bossy or Laid-Back?:: BOSSY Party-go-Getter or Hopeless Romantic?:: haha Hopeless Romantic Wild and Crazy or Timid and Sincere?: either Have you ever... kissed a stranger?:: yes swum with dolphins?:: no done a rock-climb?:: yes been somewhere exotic?:: yes wanted somebody you couldn't have?:: yes wanted somebody significantly older?:: yes wanted somebody significantly younger?:: no broken a promise?:: yes canceled an arranged date?:: never walked on the beach?:: i live on a beach kissed in the rain?:: wow... come to think of it no found a sand dollar?:: yes wished on a star?:: okay too mushy mushy wanted to die?:: not suicidally missed somebody so bad it hurt?:: yes thought there were monsters under your bed?:: when i was little said "I love you" and meant it?:: yes wanted to say "I love you," but feared the possible results?:: yes had an inside joke that made you laugh at random times?:: yes doubted yourself?:: yes said something that made somebody cry?:: not on purpose kept a secret?:: yes told a secret?:: no... yes donated to a charitable fund?:: yeah but not much money punched a wall?:: yes yelled at the opposite sex?:: probably cheated on a partner?:: no passed out?:: yes slept in a bed of the opposite sex?:: yes kissed the opposite sex?:: yes kissed the same sex?:: no showered with anybody?:: ... thrown up?:: yes been arrested?:: i hate pigs... no been chased by the cops?:: haha yeah toilet-papered a house?:: no ridden a horse?:: yes ridden a camel?:: no fainted?:: passed out cried hysterically?:: only once or twice seen a ghost?:: yes wished you were somebody else?:: never
Tom and Clough's "Mr. Fingers"-- best song ever, classic rock, motown, oldies, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, etc., reggae, some modern, some hip hop (not alot at all) NOW FOR BANDS OR MUSICIANS.... THE BEATLES, THE EAGLES, AC/DC, The Rolling Stones, The Monkees, The Troggs, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Elvis Presley, Ray Charles, Righteous Brothers, Stevie Wonder, James Taylor, The Wings, Reel Big Fish, Metallica, Van Morrison, Steve Miller Band, Nickle Creek, Pink Floyd, Queen, .38 Special, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, Rod Stewart, Roy Orbison, Run DMC, Santana, Spoon, Squeeze, Steppenwolf, STYX, Marvin Gaye, The Temptations, Derek and The Dominoes, T-Petty!!!, Weezer, ZZ Top, Ben E. King, Aerosmith, Allman Brothers, The Animals, B.B. King, Eric Clapton, Bachman Turner Overdrive, The Beach Boys, The Ozark Mountain Trail, The Outlaws, Black Sabbath, Bloodhound Gang, Big 'N Rich, Bobby Dylan, Bob Marley, Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, Buffalo Springfield, Peter Paul and Mary, Cheap Trick, Chuck Berry, Coldplay, Creedence Clearwater Revival, C&N, CS&N, CSN&Y, Crosby, Stills, Nash, Neil Young, DAVID BOWIE, Deep Purple, Doobie Brothers, The Doors, Earth Wind and Fire, Elton John, The Everly Brothers, Fleetwood Mac, Four Classics, The Four Seasons, Grateful Dead, Guns 'N Roses, James Brown, Jet, JIM CROCE, JIMI HENDRIX, JOE WALSH, Joss Stone, Kansas, King Harvest, The Kinks, LENNY KRAVITZ, Maroon 5, Otis Redding, Phantom Planet, Green Day, Good Charlotte is OK, GORILLAZ, DMX, 50 Cent is only ok too, Kanye West sucks next to Jamie Foxx, and finally ATMOSPHERE. There will be more... i guarentee!!
everybody loves raymond, becker (old one), Lost, all CSI's, 24, Rock Star INXS (dont like supernova... sorry tommy lee)
Books
So many... Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Catcher In The Rye, Ender's Game series, His Dark Materials series, Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, Amber Spyglass
Heroes
Angela~ she pretty much knows where I've been and she's really good at helping me out and stuff.
IDK...
Paul McCartney, John Lennon, and George Harrision~ I get most of my ideas from them. They are probably 25% of all my inspiration.
Glenn Frey, Joe Walsh, Don Henley, Don Felder~ First favorite favorite band ever. Still listen to em and they inspire prolly around 25% of my inspiration.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Edgar Allen Poe, Robert Luis Stevenson~ the ones responsible for the launch of my writing career. (since like 6th grade)
The Shins, Atmosphere, Weezer, Spoon, Coldplay~ recent inspirations
David Ortiz, Derek Jeter~ as good and devoted as baseball gets nowadays
John Lennon You are John Lennon! You're a nerd to many young and old, and loved for it too. You have influenced many different people, you and old. You have magnetism. Oh, he died in 1980 from a moron... who shot him.
You're 75% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!)
Hi. I'm Joe. I love baseball among many other things. I play Ultimate, otherwise known as Frisbee. I like to make things like anything out of wood or scrap metals. I like to write music as well as play and listen to it. I play the guitar, bass, violin, piano, bassoon, and I could prolly figure others out. Not much to say.
Who I'd like to meet: Slash, Jimmy Paige, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Steve Tyler, Michael Jackson... basically anyone good at playing music.
heyy you!!!! actually im pretty sure im joinin da army...yup this lil chicky is goin to be a hardcore army girl!!!! lol what colleges you lookin into? i love ya too KIDDO!!!!
heyy you, i havnt talked to u in forever. we need to start talking again...like RIGHT NOW!!!! i miss talkin to you!!!! my #s 781-439-4475 ok? call me sometime!!!! i hope you get online some time soon ok? hope you didnt forget bout me yet :-p im deff still here, :-D
First I want you to know that I love you to death and you are amazing. If I don't get this back I understand. But...I have a game for you.
Once you read this letter you must send it to 14 people that you really care about including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are loved."
Nobody knows what they have until they loose it You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love... Tonight right at 12:00am your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years. sends this to 15 people in 15 minutes. do it if you wanna know who your real love is!
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SEND THIS COMMENT TO ALL THE PPL YOU FUKIIN LOVE. LOOK DOWN AT THE TABLE TOO SEE HOW MUCH PPL LOVE YOU...............
1= NOT SO LOVED YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF TOWN
2=SOME PPL LOVE YOU BUT NOT TO MANY
3=PPL LIKE YOU
4= PPL LOVE YOU
5= DAMN PPL ADORE YOU
6= YOUR LIKE THE MOST POPULAR GIRL OR BOY THAT EVERYONE LOVE u
heyy kiddo...I really miss talkin to you to, you have no idea. i dno, im havin trouble wit da whole myspace talk to people thing...lol...iv been so busy lately. IM SORRY!!! i will though...i promise. love you!
Batmam??? mother f*cker? what happened to sexy cowboy? lol and i think you missed the U in that swear word there... cuz now it says mother fstarcker...reminds me of stalker... LOL JP!!!! haha i woulda messaged you back but i kinda got pissed nd moved out my house....ill tell you da story later. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
if A Fat Guy Grabs U and puts u in a bag, don't worry I told Santa I wanted u 4 Christmas!
Send this to 10 people u care about including me!
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE.INCLUDING MYSELF.
1-3= Not So Loving..
3-5= Uhh...
5-6= People like you
6-7= People luv you
8-9= DANG! People ADORE you
9-10=YOU'RE THE BEST! EVERYONE LOVES YOU"
"If A Fat Guy Grabs U and puts u in a bag, don't worry I told Santa I wanted u 4 Christmas!Send this to 10 people u care about including me!
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE.INCLUDING MYSELF.
1-3= Not So Loving..
3-5= Uhh...
5-6= People like you
6-7= People luv you
8-9= DANG! People ADORE you
9-10=YOU'RE THE BEST! EVERYONE LOVES YOU"
