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  • Darel Parker

  • 37 / Male
  • McAllen, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 7/13/2009
  • Online Now!
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Interests

  • General

    I spend a lot of time taking pictures... lots of pictures... THOUSANDS of pictures. For years I've secretly wanted to be a combat photographer but there's something about having a family that makes being shot at in a third world country seem a little less appealing.

    I also go to Austin on a pretty regular basis. It feels like home which is strange since I've never really lived there (sleeping on a sofa for a few weeks doesn't count, right?). Whenever I visit, I ususally spend the better part of the trip rock climbing at the Greenbelt, Bull Creek, and Reimers Ranch.

    I used to surf and cycle regularly but these days my 6'8" Rusty and my Cannondale Super V just take up space and add character to my home. I just bought a new wetsuit because I thought it might inspire me to get down to South Padre Island more often. It isn't working.

  • Music

    Amy Winehouse, Jack Johnson, Lily Allen, Coldplay, John Mayer, Liz Phair

  • Movies

    Fight Club, Office Space, Point Break (no...seriously, stop laughing), True Romance, Snatch, Run Lola Run, Baraka, Ocean's Twelve, Lord of War, Heat, Harry Potter and whatever he's fighting this year

  • Television

    Pretty much anything on Discovery, National Geographic, and the History Channel, Monk

  • Books

    Replay, Lullaby

  • Heroes

    Dad.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Hometown: McAllen, TX
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 8"
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Alpha Geek
  • Income: $60,000 to $75,000

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Activity Stream

Blurbs

About me:

I run a website called rgvlive.com where my staff of Hooters girls/photographers (i'm not making this up) post club pictures and random bits of information that might loosely (very loosely) be referred to as photojournalism. It's probably closer to marketing really, but who cares? We get to go clubbing for free.

This often leads to the misconception that all I do is party every freakin' day. And if by party, you mean sitting behind a desk drinking Monster Energy while absorbing radiation from a 19" monitor and the cell phone permanently attached to my ear, well then yes. Every day is a freakin' party.

But if you mean socializing, drinking, club hopping, and in general, having a good time, then no. I do not party every freakin' day.

In fact I rarely go out at all (please refer to paragraph two), but when I do, I might drop into Yacht Club, Moonbeans, or whatever event is going off.

The rest of the time you can probably find me at home developing Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome or at one of many all-you-can-eat buffets.

Sometimes I even sleep.

Who I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein, Dalai Lama, Carl Sagan, Berkley Breathed, John Wayne, Richard Dawkins, Al Gore, Bill Gates, Chris Sharma, Jalian, Vince Guaraldi, Steve Gibson, Veronica Belmont

Comments

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  • Mr. J-Grūvjoey Maldonado

    Jul 11 2009 11:33 PM

    THE RGVS NEWEST AND HOTTEST SUNDAY EVENT.RELAX BY THE POOL OR PARTY WITH THE PROS. THE ONLY REASON TO CALL IN ON A MONDAY MORNING!!! LADIES FREE tomorrow BEFORE 6 PM / GUYS $10.





  • JOEY M.

    Jul 11 2009 9:19 PM

    THE RGVS NEWEST AND HOTTEST SUNDAY EVENT.RELAX BY THE POOL OR PARTY WITH THE PROS. THE ONLY REASON TO CALL IN ON A MONDAY MORNING!!! LADIES FREE THIS SUNDAY BEFORE 6 PM / GUYS $10.





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  • Energetik!

    Jul 4 2009 12:09 AM

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    Billed as a 3-day, all-inclusive festival complete with hotel, condominium, and coach travel arrangements , we will deliver attendees directly to  a premier location on the Laguna Madre of South Padre Island, the current SPI hotspot “Mooncussers”.  This event will feature some of the largest names in the industry to have ever been a part of an event in our area. Combined with the signature “energetik feel” of this event, it is sure to be a weekend that many will not soon forget.


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  • Energetik!

    Jul 4 2009 12:09 AM

    ......

    ..

    SOL 2009

    Billed as a 3-day, all-inclusive festival complete with hotel, condominium, and coach travel arrangements , we will deliver attendees directly to  a premier location on the Laguna Madre of South Padre Island, the current SPI hotspot “Mooncussers”.  This event will feature some of the largest names in the industry to have ever been a part of an event in our area. Combined with the signature “energetik feel” of this event, it is sure to be a weekend that many will not soon forget.


    For more information visit:


    http://solmusicfest.com | http://twitter.com/solmusicfest | http://energetik.org

    E-Mail: info@solmusicfest.com


    ......
  • HyPNoSisErika Garza

    Jul 2 2009 2:13 AM

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    Jun 25 2009 6:26 PM

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  • HyPNoSisErika Garza

    Jun 16 2009 5:21 PM

    LuV u friend!!
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    Jun 12 2009 12:37 PM

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    Last week state Rep. Wayne Christian pulled a sly move in the legislature and created an exception to the Texas Open Beaches Act that allows him and his neighbors on Bolivar Peninsula to build houses on the PUBLIC BEACH.

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  • MACHETE

    Jun 10 2009 3:17 PM





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    Jun 9 2009 11:10 PM

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  • BONAFIDE

    Jun 6 2009 1:10 AM

    hey darel it sure has been a long time friend
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  • Mr. J-Grūvjoey Maldonado

    May 30 2009 8:43 PM

    WORLD WATCH OUT!! ALSO FEATURING JACK BANGER.LADIES GET YOUR TAN ON AND FELLAS GET YOUR DRINK ON! BROUGHT TO YOU BY J-GRUV, JERREK DILLARD, AND BAR RIO.





  • Sarah

    May 24 2009 9:42 PM

    Hi love,I just sitting here reading your txt about how you want to donkey punch me into a coma and then rape my face. hum...I guess that means never interrupt you while you are watching strawberry shortcake!? LOVE YOU!
  • The Art of the Pickup

    May 14 2009 2:56 PM

    Thanks for the add!!

    The guys from the WhatIsAOTP.com blog!
  • breebree olson

    May 4 2009 2:46 AM

    Hey sweetie how have you been? I haven’t seen you comment my page recently L LOL Well anyways, could you help me out and vote for me in this Twisty’s treat of the year contest I’m in? You can vote once a day. If I win I’m donating a portion of the winnings to the SPCA. Also stop by my page and show some love every once in a while! LOL Here’s the link sweetie: http://www.votebree.com
    Xoxo
    Bree Olson
     
     
    Bree Olson
    www.BreeOlson.com
  • Pearl

    Apr 23 2009 11:26 PM

    So I've washed dishes and ate a sub that Rosie dropped me off... it's boring w/out the girls...lol but quiet of course :) see ya guys in a while...
  • ╚» NiKKi «╝

    Apr 18 2009 6:29 PM

    she's doing really good...she'll be 2 next month already...she's a very smart little girl
  • ╚» NiKKi «╝

    Apr 18 2009 5:09 AM

    hey darel! how you been?
  • Sarah

    Apr 13 2009 4:24 PM

    Hello love, im off to work so I can buy you tacos later hehehe. Miss you!!!
  • GINSTERCAndi ALbair

    Apr 13 2009 12:26 AM

    oh yeah!!! gotta love those 80's with bad influence's aka "Darel" taking me to Mexico!!!lol
  • Sarah

    Apr 11 2009 2:53 PM

    You wanna get donkey punched...love you bibis MUAH!
  • Sarah

    Feb 22 2009 2:28 AM

    hi bibis you in the shower...muah!
  • Diana

    Jan 30 2009 8:52 AM

    Miss you. Hope all is well in your world.