Comedian Raymond Orta

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Comedy show this Sunday at WOODREAUX's in Edinburg! Right off 281 and Canton road across the Expressway from Carmike Movie theaters! (Call)534-3051 For Tickets!Posted 5 hours ago view more

  • Raymond Orta

  • 24 / Male
  • LA JOYA/ EdinBurg, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 3/10/2010

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    Your Power Color Is Gold
    At Your Highest:

    You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you.

    At Your Lowest:

    You seek thrills and neglect what's important in your life.

    In Love:

    You see dating as adventure and approach it with an open attitude.

    How You're Attractive:

    You passion for life makes others passionate about you.

    Your Eternal Question:

    "Am I Having Fun?"
  • Television

    Your Five Factor Personality Profile
    Extroversion:

    You have high extroversion.
    You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
    You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
    Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"

    Conscientiousness:

    You have medium conscientiousness.
    You're generally good at balancing work and play.
    When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
    But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.

    Agreeableness:

    You have high agreeableness.
    You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
    Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
    You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

    Neuroticism:

    You have low neuroticism.
    You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
    Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
    Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

    Openness to experience:

    Your openness to new experiences is high.
    In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
    You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
    A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.
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Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: La Joya / Edinburg (UTPA)
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 5" / Body builder
  • Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
  • Religion: Catholic
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: STANDUP COMEDIAN/ RADIO PERSONALITY
  • Income: $45,000 to $60,000

Schools

  • The University Of Texas-Pan American

    • Edinburg, TEXAS
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: In Progress
    • Major: Psychology and drama
    • Clubs: PHI SIGMA KAPPA
    2004 to Present
  • La Joya H S

    • La Joya, TEXAS
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: high school
    • Clubs: athletics, UIL, VICA, FBLA, One act play, ETC.
    2000 to 2004

Networking

Companies

  • Entravision Communications

    • Pharr, Tx US
    • Talent
    2/1/07- Present

Poker Palace

Zynga Poker

Blurbs

About me:

Raymond Orta has always had the gift of making people laugh. He first took the stage wielding a microphone as a third grader participating in a talent show. Hearing the crowd’s response, he knew that the art of Comedy was his life’s calling. Raymond Orta began pursuing a professional career in comedy at the age of 15 with a unique blend of Latino humor, impressions and stories of growing up in the barrio. Since then he has had the opportunity to work with comedians such as Kristen Keyes (Last Comic Standing), Juan Villareal (HBO’s Def Comedy Jam), the legendary Paul Rodriguez, and most recently Gabriel Iglesias amongst many others. Known as the “Man With A Thousand Voices” he can currently be heard on Que Pasa 99.5’s Clicka Morning Show as the voice of the old, wise and savvy “Plutarco.” In the future Raymond plans to continue fueling his comedic ambitions until he attains his ultimate goal of having his own HBO comedy special. Raymond Orta WhataBurger guy Impression
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Comments

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  • Mar 9 2010 9:28 PM

  • Mar 9 2010 9:34 AM

  • Mar 9 2010 4:26 AM



    THIS SHOULD MAKE YOU LAUGH YOUR AAASSSSSSS OFFFFF NIGG
  • Mar 8 2010 5:10 PM

    HAVE A GREAT MONDAY ..... www.exitfilmpost.com

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  • Mar 6 2010 6:25 PM

    HEYYYYYY... WE HOPE U HAVE A GREAT DAY www.exitfilmpost.com
  • Mar 4 2010 9:35 PM

    good luck tonight!!...make em laugh:D

    and a little somethin to make you laugh.....
  • Mar 4 2010 12:40 PM

    Hey raymond good luck tonight... i know u dont need!! GO KICK SOME BUTT!!!
  • Mar 2 2010 3:44 PM

    cool email me your poster to crimmson77@yahoo.com and ill make sure to start getting that out today and tomorrow... good luck brother DAM PROUD!
  • Mar 2 2010 3:11 AM

    you know im there! ill let everyone know!
  • Mar 1 2010 11:27 PM

    wheres your show at? i would love to be there
  • Mar 1 2010 1:49 PM

    Omg I Thought This Was Super Funny.. lol Enjoy

  • Feb 27 2010 2:52 AM

    awesome default buddy :):)
  • Feb 26 2010 4:33 AM

    hey just stoping by to say hi , hope your doing good. t/c
  • Feb 24 2010 8:26 PM

    Boo! Hey Raymond, whats going on? Well not much my way. I saw you online ,thought I'd swing in and say hi. Hey did you check out my honey's latest pic on my page? Puro, Orta love. (yupp, caught him w/ your shirt on,haha.  Hey that sounded funny, lmao. Ok toots, Keep touch .Take care babe , say hi to Rock & Chief From me and Elias.
  • Feb 24 2010 7:55 PM

    if u have a flier send it to me and i can spread the word very easily or send me the details to csantos@missionchamber.com
  • Feb 24 2010 7:31 PM

    Hey r u now on the Q? I've heard u 2 days in a row while I jump in car! Break a freakn leg @ the tryouts!!!!
  • Feb 23 2010 12:51 AM

    no problem. i'll mention it to my boyfriend as well. :)
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    Feb 19 2010 5:43 AM

    JUST STOPPING 2 SHOW SOME LOVE!!!!
  • Feb 18 2010 2:32 AM

    Good nite last nite
  • Feb 17 2010 1:37 AM

    thanks 4 adding me
  • Feb 15 2010 2:54 AM

    & the other side of the pillow is SUPER COOL!!
  • Feb 14 2010 9:37 PM

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      Happy Valentine's Day, Ray.....
  • Feb 14 2010 1:01 PM

    lil late..awesome show bro! =)
  • Feb 14 2010 6:33 AM

  • Feb 13 2010 3:38 PM

    that is awesomeme! what time? and where do we buy the tickets???
  • Feb 12 2010 5:12 PM

    hey my friend, well better luck next time on me for tickets. But guess what , Elias got me a trip to the casino for Valintines. Beats better than dollar movies and value meals  so Rock said, lol ( la caga) wish me luck hun. Have a great Valintines day sweety. Remember you deserve alottttttttttt ot toilet paper . Why ?????? cuz your the shit baby. Good luck to you w/ the comedy show. Sorry couldnt make it.

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  • Feb 11 2010 2:48 PM

    Raymond!!!!  Somebody asked  me yesturday , what are you going to give your honey for Valintines Day? I said A TapOut shirt(he so into UFC- as I am)  And a roll of toilet paper , they said why toilet paper ? I said because he is the Shit,lol. I dont know I just thought it was funny . Had to share it w/ you. Oh ,que onda con los tickets? Has Rock been getting my emails or no? I am trying like crazy. Plus he hasnt responded to any of my emails .Hopefully your computer at work is working. Bueno babe . Much love ta ya . Oh and Raymond , I hope you get alot of Rolls of toilet paper ,lmfao.
  • Feb 11 2010 2:22 PM

    take pics of those brazilian chiks bro!!!!
  • *~Priscilla~* Online Now!

    Feb 11 2010 1:54 AM

    LOL seeeeee your too funnie... Don't worry maybe they should stick a tampon up there asses to make their ass periods from coming out lol
  • Feb 10 2010 11:52 PM

    Hey man don't sweat it. People can be pricks, but your true friends know you can make a tickle me elmo pee in his diapers....without tickling him...if you do another one, ill personally take rafa and myself front row to show our support.
  • Feb 10 2010 11:52 PM

    hi, i need ya to do me a favor if you wanna help me... Help me out by requesting my song "Poppin" on wild 104 by either emailing johnny O johnnyo@wild104.net or calling 1- 877-945-3104. Just tell them that you wanna hear C-Styles's new song "Poppin". Thanx if you do :)
  • *~Priscilla~* Online Now!

    Feb 10 2010 10:31 PM

    Whattttt??? That can't be your hilarious
  • Feb 9 2010 3:27 PM

    Good monring Raymond. I know your net is down at the stattion and I can never get thru so , might as well send my dedication aqui hun(hope its ok babe). Bueno , a happy b-day shout out to my honey Elias Munoz he turns 37 today , that I love him so and have a great day (from me). Dile a Rock hi, and Chief too. Much love hun thankz .

    Oh ' dile a rock ......... eres clika si tas juntos por 11 anos  y cuando van a una quincienera dicen Mr& Mrs  Munoz, sabiendo que la mujer es De La Cruz.
  • Feb 9 2010 5:08 AM

    get me a ticket for ur show!!!!!!!!
  • Feb 7 2010 6:32 PM

    hows life gng for you bro?
  • Feb 4 2010 7:04 PM

    hey wey..any shows soon here in the valley area? let me know...
    got a couple of ppl that wanna check it out...saludos
  • Jan 27 2010 9:23 PM

    Thankyou
  • Jan 26 2010 4:12 PM

    thanx for the add bro....
  • Jan 26 2010 2:06 PM

    hope this keeps u busy at work bro.


  • Jan 26 2010 12:57 PM

    I thought I was the only one that felt that way about myspace. :)
  • Jan 22 2010 3:57 PM

    Heard it babe, tas bien loco(my guys here  at work started laughing when they hear your comment ( me combiene todo el tiempo,)lol . Have a great day sweety . Much love.
  • Jan 22 2010 3:57 PM

    Heard it babe, tas bien loco(my guys here  at work started laughing when they hear your comment ( me combiene todo el tiempo,)lol . Have a great day sweety . Much love.
  • Jan 22 2010 3:31 PM

     Sup Raymond, How ya doing sweety ? hope all is good. Well of course I am listening to you at work . But I want you to play my favorite song (te quiero ) by Riley y los Gilitos. Yuppers , you know thats my song(dedicate it to my honey * Elias Munoz *- trucker for Budwieser). Bueno hun , I was just swinging in and thought I'd wish ya a great day  and a safe wkend. Dont forget to send a shout out cabron,lol  to your clicka fans at Boggus Ford. Love ya , take care .  Much love from me and my honey.
  • Jan 20 2010 6:39 PM

    thnx for the add.....
  • Jan 15 2010 10:43 PM

    Thanks Raymond :) BTW happy new year ha!
  • Jan 15 2010 5:43 PM

    To all Rgv 956 rap artists and fans what's your opinion on Smoking Aces in Mission, Tx. Hosting open mic nights weekly the place is considered a venue? $5 dollar cover charge everyones invited wit proper id, would u show up? Very large stage its off the chain, 30+ different beers, best bartenders in town, plenty of parking, off the expressway, give me your feedback .... n your opinions to make it happen
  • Jan 13 2010 11:00 PM

    Cool where at? i would love to go cause its a day before my anniversary
  • Jan 13 2010 11:48 AM

    hey whats up man. check out our new song grey