Comedian Raymond Orta
www.myspace.com/rgvcomedianComedy show this Sunday at WOODREAUX's in Edinburg! Right off 281 and Canton road across the Expressway from Carmike Movie theaters! (Call)534-3051 For Tickets!Posted 5 hours ago view more
Raymond Orta
- LA JOYA/ EdinBurg, Texas, US
- Last Login: 3/10/2010
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Music Player
Interests
General
Music
Movies
Your Power Color Is Gold 
At Your Highest:
You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you.
At Your Lowest:
You seek thrills and neglect what's important in your life.
In Love:
You see dating as adventure and approach it with an open attitude.
How You're Attractive:
You passion for life makes others passionate about you.
Your Eternal Question:
"Am I Having Fun?"Television
Your Five Factor Personality Profile 
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.Books
Heroes
Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
- Hometown: La Joya / Edinburg (UTPA)
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 5" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
- Religion: Catholic
- Zodiac Sign: Libra
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: In college
- Occupation: STANDUP COMEDIAN/ RADIO PERSONALITY
- Income: $45,000 to $60,000
Schools
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The University Of Texas-Pan American
- Edinburg, TEXAS
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: In Progress
- Major: Psychology and drama
- Clubs: PHI SIGMA KAPPA
2004 to Present -
La Joya H S
- La Joya, TEXAS
- Graduated: 2004
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Major: high school
- Clubs: athletics, UIL, VICA, FBLA, One act play, ETC.
2000 to 2004
Networking
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Do Standup, act, MC, alot of impressions voices and different characters. Ready to make it BIG.
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Retired Male Stripper
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Que Pasa 99.5 Voice over Talent "Plutarko"
Companies
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Entravision Communications
- Pharr, Tx US
- Talent
2/1/07- Present
Poker Palace
Zynga Poker
Latest Blog Entries
- Sep 13, 2009 6:12 AM Old Article in the Monitor... (Its cool to google your name)
- Aug 2, 2009 4:57 PM TheFestiva Magazine: Raymond Orta "The GodFather"
- Jun 19, 2009 10:06 PM Me?? A PLAYER?!? lol.. Yea
- May 8, 2009 4:08 PM my perfect girl...
- May 8, 2009 3:55 PM This is really true.. and Funny!
Blurbs
About me:
Raymond Orta has always had the gift of making people laugh. He first took the stage wielding a microphone as a third grader participating in a talent show. Hearing the crowd’s response, he knew that the art of Comedy was his life’s calling. Raymond Orta began pursuing a professional career in comedy at the age of 15 with a unique blend of Latino humor, impressions and stories of growing up in the barrio. Since then he has had the opportunity to work with comedians such as Kristen Keyes (Last Comic Standing), Juan Villareal (HBO’s Def Comedy Jam), the legendary Paul Rodriguez, and most recently Gabriel Iglesias amongst many others. Known as the “Man With A Thousand Voices” he can currently be heard on Que Pasa 99.5’s Clicka Morning Show as the voice of the old, wise and savvy “Plutarco.” In the future Raymond plans to continue fueling his comedic ambitions until he attains his ultimate goal of having his own HBO comedy special. Raymond Orta WhataBurger guy Impression
Who I'd like to meet:
Friend Space (Top 35)
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jonathan
Jonathan Garza
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justin
justin barron
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Matt
Matthew Harlan
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Keely
Keely Pruitt
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Steve-O
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La
La Clicka
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Jesse Q.
Jesse Quintanilla
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PARIS love my "Oui Oui!"
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SWEETS THE COMEDIAN
Noel Reyna
Online Now!
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Mexcellent
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Jesse C!
Jesse Castellanos
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Gabriel Iglesias
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Misha
Misha K
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MATION
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Black Tora
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Raymond Orta
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penny lane
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ChristopherLee
Christopherlee Ponce
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Niza
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motormouse
Quique Montemayor
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♠ Aaronidous (MMM)
Aaron Olivarez
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Smurffet Achelle
Achelle Evans
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Yoli Pena (official pag…
yoli pena
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constancio
Constancio Zuniga
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B E L E N
Belen De Leon
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Roy
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Andre
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Kate
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JDog
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Fosforito
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EL CHIEF
Juan Sanchez
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♥L@ B@by D0ll!♥
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Christina
Christina Ramirez
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Shoey
David Charles Shoemaker
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O'Boy
Luis Navarro
Comments
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and a little somethin to make you laugh.....
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Happy Valentine's Day, Ray.....Comments and Graphics - Valentines Day Layouts - Photobucket
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