About me:
I'm Taiwanese-American, but without the good grades and hardworking attitude of the Asians or the social, outgoing open-ness of the Americans. Instead, I ended up getting the geekiness and social awkwardness that a lot of Asians have and the laziness of all the fat ass Americans out there.
I don't have the typical Asian brain, so stop asking me for help with your math homework. Oh, and I'm probably the only Asian guy in history to have ever flunked calculus. I've always wanted to be the first for something, but I was hoping it would be for a feat that didn't involve being dumb.
Who I'd like to meet:
Your daughter/sister/mother/etc.