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  • Claire Cooper

    god ur fit;) can i av ur numba plz;):P xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    4 years ago
  • Davey Jones

    nice to see am still at number 2 Richard,am bored at uni and i cant get through to you on msn. oh well. until saturday at work Richard.

    ariva durci

    4 years ago
  • BEVLAR

    hansel pml laffin still after watchin the vids, last nyt was alr8 m8, urs n daves moves to shine was the highlight of my night! much love x

    4 years ago
  • Sam Mayte!

    Yes mate that is THE beast =D happy days...

    4 years ago
  • Sam Mayte!

    Check this sicko out.

    *waves*

    4 years ago
  • Claire Cooper

    clairey loves u loads<3 needs cuddles love u loads x xx x x x xx

    4 years ago
  • Karly boy

    whens JJB then mate, i rewckon on fridays?

    4 years ago
  • Claire Cooper

    Hya Baby x Jus messagin 2 tell u im off now left it a bit later now:] hope ur ok baba x goin 2 miss u lots n lots! cant wait 2 cum bk n get ma hands on u:P neways love u loads! bibibiii:] x x x xxx x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

    4 years ago
  • lars noble

    PIctures are funny made me laugh with my mouth

    4 years ago
  • Karly boy

    it was a woman......

    4 years ago
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  • General

    Stand up comedy, football, drinkin, chips and cheese...

    Fun

    		75%

    Outgoing

    		63%

    Nice

    		63%

    Shy

    		38%

    Immature

    		25%

    Dramatic

    		25%

    mean

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  • Music

    I've probably got the weirdest taste in music ever lol, I just like things that have something in them which makes me laff. If u ever hear me singing an Elton John song its because there is a story behind it :P..

  • Movies

    - Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2 & 3

    - Dodgeball

    - Die Hard 1, 2, 3 & 4

    - Saw 1, 2 & 3

    - Forrest Gump

    - Shawshank Redemption

    - Borat

    - Zoolander

    - Wedding Crashers

    - Starsky & Hutch

    ..

  • Television

    - Max & Paddy

    - Phoenix Knights

    - Only Fools & Horses

    - Fawlty Towers

    - Match of the Day

    - South Park

    - Top Gear

    - Little Britain

    - Extras

    - That Mitchell & Webb Look

    - Peep Show

    - American Dad

    - X-Factor

    - American Idol

    - The Apprentice

    - Hotel Babylon

    - Footballers Wives

    - Bad Girls

    - My Super Sweet 16

    - Next

    - Made

    - Pimp My Ride

    - Cribs

    - Other MTV shit.

    ..

  • Books

    The dictionary - I like to break a mental sweat...

  • Heroes

    - Simon Cowell

    - Peter Kay

    - Lee Evans

    - Chico

    - Dave Spikey

    - David Hasselhoff

    - Gareth Taylor

    - Tim Westwood

    - Jeremy Kyle

    - Chuck Norris

    - Asier Del Horno

    - Jose Mourinho

    - Mark Crossley

    - Bob Ross

    - Ben Stiller

    - Nathan Tyson

    - Dave Beasant

    - Stuart Pearce

    - Michael Owen

    - Victor Valdez

    - Jeremy Clarkson..

    - Simon Amstell

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.. .. Hey, my name is Rich/Richard/Richie/Riccardo and sometimes Chico, Del Horno, Victor Valdes or Jason Orange (Mum, lol) because I apparently look like them so tek ya pick. I live in the town that is Ilkeston, the home of people on the dole and groups of yob! I've got a female companion called Claire (yeah I'm not gay!) and she is very much blonde but thats what makes her 'special' lol :D. I've just finished college, and work part-time in Tesco for a bit of brass and it really is comedy gold ahhh god... What good times we have on Team Grocery. I'm into all things random and cheesy, stand up comedy, drinking a few alcoholic beverages uptown of a satd night in t'factre with 'The Satpack' (Dave and Ste lol, its mint the next mornin wen u look at the videos u recorded on ur fone) and Football (BLATES MAYYYTE!)...

..The Satpack

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Ste - The Pain From The Ukraine

Dave - The world's fastest Chip n Cheese eater

Rich - The singer slash camera man

This just makes my week and sums up me really. Some of the things we've done, (that we can hardly remember :P) are legendary, amazing what a few drinks and an impersonation of Borat can do to unsuspecting victims. It's what a Satd's all about! Look for us cus we won't be looking for you :P

Add rich_nffc@hotmail.com on MSN for my full autobiography if you wish. Riccardo - OUT xxx..

23/06/07 - Timbaland feat. Richard Allan

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Richard Allan
Birthday:5/5/88
Birthplace:Notts Notts Gunshots!
Current Location:Ilkeston
Eye Color:Hazel
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5 ft 11&#189;"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Ilson folk, is that a good thing? lol
The Shoes You Wore Today:I've just got up so only socks!
Your Weakness:Rocky Bars! Gets them tastebuds dancin!
Your Fears:Sloths & Stick insects
Your Perfect Pizza:Tikka
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Pass my driving test - DONE! Leave college n get ajob now
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:Another day, another dollar
Your Best Physical Feature:Hair?
Your Bedtime:At night
Your Most Missed Memory:T-Unit dinner time football!
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:Burger King
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton's mayyyte
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Hoffee
Do you Smoke:Nope
Do you Swear:Not infront of the parents (A)
Do you Sing:All the classics
Do you Shower Daily:Bath mayyyte
Have you Been in Love:Yup
Do you want to go to College:No, ut I'm there anyway :/
Do you want to get Married:'I Do'
Do you belive in yourself:I'll b r8
Do you get Motion Sickness:Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:Nope
Are you a Health Freak:Nope
Do you get along with your Parents:Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms:I did till lighting strook my college lol
Do you play an Instrument:Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yea, sometimes too much!
In the past month have you Smoked:Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:I'm British mayyyte
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:I'm British mayyyte
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:I'm not a split link
In the past month have you been on Stage:Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Nope, it's botter cold out!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Nope
Ever been Drunk:Yes
Ever been called a Tease:Yes
Ever been Beaten up:Nope
Ever Shoplifted:Nope
How do you want to Die:Laughing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Tall
What country would you most like to Visit:Dubai
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Any
Favourite Hair Color:Any
Short or Long Hair:Long
Height:She must have some height yes
Weight:Not fat
Best Clothing Style:Not chavvy
Number of Drugs I have taken:0
Number of CDs I own:30 pack of CD's from pound strecher
Number of Piercings:My bodys a temple!
Number of Tattoos:My bodys a temple!
Number of things in my Past I Regret:I'd lose count!

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Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Ilkeston
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Student, Part-time in Tesco

Schools

  • South East Derbyshire College

    • Ilkeston, ML
    • Graduated: 2007
    • Student status: Alumni
    2004 to 2007

  • Ilkeston School

    • Ilkeston, ML
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1999 to 2004

Companies

  • Tesco Extra

    • Ilkeston, Derbyshire UK
    • General Assistant
    Sept 04 - Present

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