Stand up comedy and fighting I mean fucking I mean fight fucking. I'm a John Holmes ninja.Oh ya and I like to watch Thats so raven.I like video games too, mainly half-life and left 4 dead, I'm elite.
音樂
I like music you havent even heard of mainly LOCAL scene stuff like U2 and Coldplay... But all that aint shit till you hear this new song out... HEY YALL by Andrie 3000 man I think its a hit fuck you and your crew pull out my rucas and blast ever last one of you rucas. In the end its all about LIL DOG CREW.
電影
STAND BY ME
電視
Yes please, laughing out loud hey I just thought of somthing I could shorten laughing out loud to lol... neat. You reading this better not steal this from me or Ill be p.p.o.l pooping pants out loud :(
書籍
Fear and loathing, Jurasic Park,It, Fight club, all great movies that make me able to tell people I read a book.
關於我： Wow where do I start well funny story I used to live in my dads balls but it got kind of cramped so I shot out of there and moved into a nice studio appartment in my mothers vagina. Currently worlds biggest number 1.. loser...Somthing in my gut says loser should have been cocksucker...Might be the 3 ounces of "protein drink" I had at the "bath house" so before you "judge me" do this """ its funny.
..>The Story of Dick Nail on FunnyOrDie.com..>
我想認識： Id like to meet the creator of the Universe and ask why he, because you know hes a guy not some dumb bitch; would make a world with such ignorance.
Baby Liv misses you and does not even know you yet? What the heck! Are we going to have to tie you down to have a visit? We live in your area. Or maybe that is still not close enough. Did you know that? Donnie says that he misses you everyday and cries himself to sleep at night. Well I hope that you enjoy the holiday season and lets hope that you find more than coal in that christmas sock this year.
Sept 17th, a Thursday night. You guys should come down again. We will all do longer sets, and have more money so that we can spend it on drugs! We should play lots of movies in the beggining, so we make more money, to spend on drugs! This will only take a minute, get back to me asap. Acidic Jew
Video documentation of a performance piece by my friend Nate Kassel who rode around on his bike slapping high-fives to people who were trying to hail taxi cabs in NYC. Enjoy!
Hey old friend! I just watched Conan on DVR and imagine my surprise when I saw somebody I know! I was like, "Hey, I know that guy!" Then I was mesmerized by your video......very funny!
Looks like we both had our big tv day yesterday! I was on Japanese tv for the first time yesterday :) congrats to you on the tonight show, that's huge!! I'd vote for you from here but nbc's videos are region locked for some reason. Hope I can still vote by the time I'm in the states next week. -Brad
We stopped Karaoke @ Suki's and watched your clip on Conan-- It was AWESOME !! Well done and quite impressive! If only I could have a car like yours, I should be so lucky *sigh* Good luck with the contest, but you're already a HUGE winner! Woo Hoo!
hey, cutie... good luck with the conan-car explosion. do people really try to steal your garbage from your car? i don't know what i'd do if that happened to me.
Bain the Main. How are things lately? we should set up a date for you to come down and kill it sometime around when school starts. I'll drop you a line sometime soon. Want to see my first short film? just press play!Defecation Alley
Dearest Richard,
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