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Richard Tyrone Jones
Comedy / A'cappella / Drum & Bass

‘Wonderful compere and poet!’ – Daljit Nagra



London, London and South East
United Kingdom

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Member Since1/5/2006
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Richard has done literally hundreds of gigs around London and the UK including at The Hackney Empire, Express Excess, Shortfuse, Utter!, Laughing Horse comedy, Ik:Toms, Hammer & Tongue, Whitechapel Art Gallery and the Clerkenwell Literary Festival, performing alongside and programming the likes of John Hegley, Mark Watson, Iain Sinclair, Stewart Home, David J, Tim Wells, Kat Francois and Dan Antopolski.

Richard does stuff at Spoonful of Poison (at the Legion, Old Street from mid-Jan 09) and is often guest host. http://www.myspace.com/asopok It's free, too. (Tube: Old Street)

Richard’s poems, stories and articles have appeared in The Fix, Rising, Brittle Star, The London Magazine and Trespass magazines, The Delinquent issues 1, 2 and 3, art magazine in a bag Irk, Utter! Writing group’s anthology ‘Stop me & Buy One’, 2005, on the-errorist.com, metaroar.com, Tales of the Decongested II and on their website decongested.com and in ‘Poems for a Better Future’, 2004. His first book, ‘Germline’ is forthcoming 2009.

Influences

Contemporary poetry: Jeremy Quinn, Hugo Williams, Roddy Lumsden, Matthew Sweeney, Anthony Howell, Tims Wells and Turnbull. Others I like but find difficult to nick all their ideas so am not that 'influenced' by them. That Shakespeare's not bad too, you know. You should check him out.

Literature: Stewart Home, Edward Lear, Jorgie Borges, Umberto Eco, William Burroughs, Angela Carter, Will Self, Graham Greene, Iain Sinclair.

Comedy: Fat Fat Pope, Steve Coogan, Chris Morris, Cowards, Noble & Silver, Spinal Tap, Simon Munnery, Sean Lock, Larry David, League of Gentlemen, Henry Rollins, Tim Vine

Music: Tech Itch, Current Value, The Panacea, Limewax, Freak, Position Chrome, Barcode, Renegade Hardware, DSCI4, G2. John Peel, The General and DJ E on Rude FM are my heroes. Also Digital Hardcore, Breakcore, Warp, Rephlex, Planet Mu, Wrong, but not to mix. Who doesn't like all that? Oh, and gabba. I like incredibly dated mindless nosebleed Dutch gabba.

Sounds LikeWrestler Stephen Regal, apparently.... I've just been listening to my voice and I'm worried it does sound a bit self-conciously RP.
Record LabelEMI are always hassling me...


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Apr 14 2009 7:30P
Utter! Chopping @ The Green Note, Camden Parkway, JOHN HEGLEY, Tim Key, George Chopping etc London, London and South East
May 4 2009 8:00P
A Spoonful of Poison, The Legion, 344 Old St + 18 open mic slots
May 12 2009 7:30P
Utter! 5th Bday @ The Green Note, Camden Parkway London, London and South East
May 13 2009 1:00P
Word for Word Writing Group, Crouch End Library - aphorisms and short fiction. London, London and South East
Jun 1 2009 8:00P
A Spoonful of Poison, The Legion, 344 Old St + 18 open mic slots
Jun 9 2009 7:30P
Utter! @ The Green Note, Camden Parkway London, London and South East
Jun 24 2009 6:30P
Modern Poetry @ Borders London
Jun 27 2009 8:00P
RITCHIE SCURVEY & RTJ, BRUDENELL SOCIAL CLUB LEEDS Leeds, Northwest
Jul 6 2009 8:00P
A Spoonful of Poison, The Legion, 344 Old St + 18 open mic slots
Jul 9 2009 7:00P
UTTER! CATS@ The Whitechapel Art Gallery:Tim Wells,G.Buchan,R.Sanding, open mic London and South East
Jul 19 2009 8:00P
Tongue in Chic - MADCAP, Creed Street, Milton Keynes MK, London and South East
Aug 3 2009 8:00P
A Spoonful of Poison, The Legion, 344 Old St + 18 open mic slots
Aug 8 2009 5:30P
UTTER! Edinburgh PBH FREE FRINGE Day 1, Fingers Piano Bar Edinburgh, Scotland
Aug 9 2009 5:30P
UTTER! Edinburgh PBH FREE FRINGE Day 2, Fingers Piano Bar Edinburgh, Scotland
Aug 29 2009 5:30P
UTTER! Edinburgh PBH FREE FRINGE Day 21, Fingers Piano Bar Edinburgh, Scotland
Sep 7 2009 8:00P
A Spoonful of Poison, The Legion, 344 Old St + 18 open mic slots
Feb 12 2010 2:00P
The funeral of Richard Tyrone Jones London, London and South East

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   About Richard Tyrone Jones
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Richard Tyrone Jones is a poet, comic, raconteur, writer and host-for-hire living in London whose material relies on pseudo-science, sophistry, urban myth, random cruelty, equal-opportunities misanthropy and sometimes the odd relentless barrage of filth. Richard is Organiser of the Arts-Council funded and regularly Time Out recommended 'Utter!', with its raucous mix of comic poetry, storytelling, music and Ajar mic contest. 'Utter!' erupts on the second Tuesday of the month at the Green Note club, 106 Camden Parkway, NW1 7AN, Camden, London.

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Richard also performs as his alter-egos, 55-year-old alcoholic anarchist Punk Poet 'RITCHIE SCURVEY', foul-mouthed Pam Ayres tribute act 'PAM SWEARS' and was once a member of FAT FAT POPE, an avant-garde comedy group described by the Observer as 'god's gift to comedy' and as 'wanky, self-important brats' by The Independent.

Richard regularly runs writing workshops for the 'Utter!' writing group, which takes place most Saturdays from 11am-1pm in Wood Green library's Community Room.

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Richard is happy to run workshops in any setting and with any kind of group. For more info, bookings or to get a slot at Utter!s ajar mic contest, phone Richard on 07912*539*098 or email him on richardtyroneBRITISHNAVYjones@gmail.com (But without the BRITISHNAVY, which was put there to stop pirates from stealing valuables such as his email address.)

"manic and offbeat poems that contain more layers than are immediately apparent, and poems that are just plain manic and offbeat. Can take the piss out of himself as well as he can take it out of everything else, including you. Ha!" - Niall O' Sullivan, host of The Cellar and Poetry Unplugged at the Poetry Cafe, London

"five star performance" - Ham & High on Ritchie Scurvey

"Richard Tyrone Jones bridges the page-stage divide - and dumps on both" – Tim Wells

"Excellent ginger jokes...if such a thing can be said to exist" - Plan B magazine

"Top concept wonderfully carried out" - Paul Lyalls, host of Express Excess

"Wicked, fucking mental" - Phil Cornwell on Ritchie Scurvey. He might have been on the bugle though


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Feb 18 2009 1:55 AM

So hope it went well with your exhibition tonight!!! I had computerflu - hope to get to see it at some other time.
All the best!
CT (of RAW)
Luciano-Darwinian





Dec 16 2008 10:46 PM

Richard!!!! Another splendid night yesterday... brought a tear to my eye walking out of Rythmn Factory knowing it would be the last event there (sob, sob).

Don’t forget to check out my new blogs on “Credit crunch, capitalism and why the system is in crisis” and “More than just music… THIS IS A MOVEMENT” as well as the new video footage of me performing “Witness Protection”.


More than just music… THIS IS A MOVEMENT!
“They say this life is no fun and they got me on the run… see that’s why we’re bringin ‘em Darwinian”
Ventriloquist





Nov 22 2008 1:14 AM

greetoids earth man

you are handsome indeed.

fangs and peas

one glove

Ventrilo)chris(
Rory Moronik





Oct 22 2008 3:36 PM

Woohoo!
It would be most fab if you could make it down!
Interestingly enough i bumped into Niall the other night at trendy soho nightspot Punk. We had a good chat about everything and nothing.
Hope all is well!
x
Rory Moronik





Oct 18 2008 7:47 PM

Welcome to the Credit Crunch!
Join Us...!


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Oct 10 2008 3:18 PM

Great gig last night!

Cheers
Thee Intolerable Kidd





Aug 25 2008 10:03 PM

do you ever do rick scurvy (?) (the old punk guy) any more? i liked that one :)
Melv





Jul 13 2008 11:09 PM

ah, zombies are great, especially for their metaphorical and pop-culture imagery value.
but i blame 28 Weeks Later for the ultimate in my zombie-related fears. my 'friends' (bastards) took me to see it knowing i'm a horror wuss - result: sleepless night bolstered by extreme vodka lubrication = mental and physical disintegration to a suspiciously zombie-like state.

your myspaz is blue...that is infinitely cooler since i don't have the least idea how you achieved such a thing. but it's fine. i'm diggin my minimal look. yus. however, i do envy your recordings which don't sound like they were recorded straight onto a laptop using walkman earphones as a backwards microphone. ahem. yes.
Airborne Mark





May 28 2008 11:03 PM

A big thank you for throwing tonight's Utter! A truly memorable night. Mr Socky is a total winner. As much as some headteachers are up for fine spoken word artisans, I'm still not sure if they would be as open-minded to let Mr Socky echo within the school corridors ;)

Keep it Celestial
David Cronenberg's Wife





May 8 2008 8:29 PM

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Apr 25 2008 8:58 PM

IKTOMS





Apr 9 2008 5:17 PM

Jude Cowan





Mar 17 2008 10:10 PM

All I can say is that the development of the English essay generally drove Western humanity over the brink of reason. Actually, I imagine she more simply thought she was being upright and moral, following an exemplary life a la Plutarch's model. Do you have a theory?
CT of Voodoo CiTi





Mar 6 2008 6:52 PM

Gig tomorrow night 8 ish pm!
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Feb 19 2008 8:58 PM

excelente
Stanley Forbes





Feb 6 2008 7:47 PM

Thanks for the request. Love the poetry!
The Missing Leech





Feb 4 2008 4:18 PM

Thanks for accepting my request. A pleasure.
Black Sun Empire





Jan 15 2008 11:24 AM

BSE - Endangered Species Part 3 + 2CD

Part 3 (OUT NOW)
A: BSE vs Noisia - Lead Us
B: BSE - The End of Me
C: Optiv - Brainworm
D: BSE vs State of Mind - Red Velvet

Double CD of the whole project (incl. a Mix CD)
OUT now! and also available on Beatport!

My Light Year Album Sampler

(ON PROMO NOW)
A: Telemetrik - Cosmos
B: Telemetrik & Impulse - R.U.R.

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Jan 5 2008 11:47 PM

14 Hour - poetry, art and garage psychedelia
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Dec 6 2007 12:47 PM

hope u r still in one piece after your baby-sitting nightmare ;-p

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Oct 29 2007 8:24 PM

Thanks for the add!

*SOCIAL ECOLOGY LONDON*

Study and action group for a genuined democratic alternative.

CHECK US OUT!
Dave Bryant





Oct 8 2007 7:18 PM

No problem, sir, I know how these things are. I've left more things early than I can count in recent months. I'm just astonished that so many people stuck around in the heat and stuffiness, to be honest! It normally drives people out of the Poetry Cafe.
Naomi Foyle





Sep 27 2007 9:13 AM

Great photo! Planet of the Apes meets Ronald MacDonald after an eco warriors' attack??? Hope to see you this autumn at some more of your Utterly wonderful events. NX
JD LARENEG, EDUR MF





Aug 19 2007 6:38 PM

NICE FOR THE LINK UP

DJ GENERAL FROM CONGO NATTY / RUDE FM UK 88.2

KEEP THE BEATS MOVING :}
David Cronenberg's Wife





Aug 12 2007 4:35 AM

With your host on Friday- it's Richard Tyrone Jones!!!
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