COMEDY,GIRLS,BEER,BONG HITS,TROPICAL ISLANDS,LAUGHING,HIKING,JOGGING JET GAMES,YANKEE GAMES,DRIVING COUNTLESS HOURS AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE SO I CAN ACT THE FOOL IN FRONT OF PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW
Who I'd like to meet: SAMEUL ADAMS,THE BIG FIG NEWTON,ATILLA THE HUNS GOOD LOOKING SISTER,MONTY HALL,JESUS FIRST GRADE TEACHER,SASQUACH,HITLER THE PAINTER,(MUCH NICER GUY)POPEYE,THE BUNNY EAR KID FROM GUMMO,ELVIS 10 MINUTES AFTER DEATH SO I COULD RIFLE THRU HIS POCKETS,SUPERMAN,I WOULD BE NICE TO HIM,HERCULES I WOULD BE NICE TO HIM TOO,PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON,EVE,SO I CAN COCK BLOCK ADAM,FRED FLINTSTONE,DON JAMIESON(OH WAIT I ALREADY KNOW HIM),GOD(NOT TODAY)AUTIE MURPHY,ROSA PARKS(SHE COULD HAVE SAT ON MY LAP)ARTHUR TREACHER,BROADWAY JOE NAMATH,SCUBA STEVE,JOHN JACOB JINKLEHIMER SCHMIDIT,SANTA(OH WAIT MET HIM AT THE MALL YESTERDAY)THE 8TH DWARF,(PISSED CAUSE HE DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT,I HEAR IT WAS A HEIGHT ISSUE)RICHARD PRIOR(NOT WHEN HE WAS ON FIRE THO)THE LONE RANGER,GENERAL JOHN HOOKER,HERMAN MUNSTER,ANDREW JACKSON(TOUGHTEST PRESEDENT EVER)
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What's up, brother? I got a new weekly radio show Starting Tuesday Sept 1st from 7 to 9pm. It's on WTBQ 99.1 FM, 1110 AM, local cable tv, and internet.
I'd love to have you come on as a guest. How you been?
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