Metal. Hockey. Baseball. Beer. Pizza. NASCAR. Hostess Snack Cakes. Boston Kreme Donuts. Guitars. Large Gulps. Iced Coke (Icee, Slurpee, and all variations). Football. Futbol. Fast Food. Porn. Cars. Cannolis. When bartenders give me a free drink. Free Twix at Keiths work. Wrestling. Comic Books. Buying shit.
I dislike: Hypocrites. People that ask questions. People that "grow out of" things. People that buy $200 jeans. Men in sandals. Fat girls in sandals. When someone orders a Whopper Meal at Burger King and get a Diet Coke. People who try to tell me what to do. Being misunderstood.
Music
Death, Cannibal Corpse, Incantation, Morbid Angel, Obituary, Malevolent Creation, Gorgasm, Inveracity, Brutus, Disgorge (CA), Jasad, Putrid Pile, Insidious Decrepency, Viral Load, Grotesque Formation, Lust of Decay, Deeds of Flesh, Vile, Decrepit Birth, Torture Killer, Six Feet Under, Incinerate, Incrust, Coffins, Dysentary, Gutrot, Gored, Goretrade, Internal Suffering, Phalogore, Polterchrist, Centurian, Severe Torture, Deceased..., Mortician, Malignancy, Atrociuos Abnormality, Abysmal Tormant, Odious Mortem, Domination Through Impurity, Spawn of Possession, Immolation, Torsofuck, Fleshgore, Necrophagist, Dying Fetus, Suffocation, Hypocrisy, God Dethroned, Fleshless, Skinless, Nile, Belphegor, Barbarity, Blood Boil, Blood Obsession, Devourment, Dehumanized, Nokturnal Mortem, Dimmu Borgir, Darkthrone, Demoncy, Grand Belials Key, Sargeist, Old Man's Child, Satyricon, Cattle Decapitation, Decapitated, Hell-Born, Damnation, Acheron, Sinister, Vader, Unleashed, Grave, Immortal, Lividity, Human Artifacts, Aversion to Life, Vitality, Exulcerate, Cerebral Effusion, Avulsed, Unmerciful, Origin, Cardiac Arrest, Created to Kill, Know Fear, Whorrid, Prostitute Disfigurement, Embalmer, Foetopsy, Goreality, Clitorture, Screaming Afterbirth, Vital Remains, Defiled, Emperor, Imperial Sodomy, The Chasm, Cenotaph (TUR), Disgorge (Mex), Ravager, Hacavitz, Pyrexia, Divine Empire, Pathology, General Surgery, Exhumed, Impaled, Dekapitator, Toxic Holocaust, Municipal Waste, Sodom, Kreator, Krisiun, Paths of Possession, Monstrosity, Massacre, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Hammerfall, Edguy, Iron Maiden, Dio, Mob Rules, Dream Evil, Iron Fire, Mercyful Fate, Haemorrage, Fleshcrawl, Criminal Element, Deicide, Unholy Ghost, Pessimist, Dark Disciple, Disciples of Mockery, Broken Hope, Inhuman Dissiliency, Digested Flesh, 1349, Grabnebelfursten, Accept, UDO, Dissection, Sickening Gore, Baphomet, Massmurder, Marduk, Corpsefucking Art, Gutteral Secrete, Bloodbath, Aborted, Deranged, Brodequin, Liturgy, Beheaded, Dark Funeral, Drawn & Quartered, Lord Gore, Frightmare, Ghoul, Internal Bleeding, Vomit the Soul, Vomitory, Mutilated, Flesh Gallery, Dementor, Ribspreader, Leukorrhea, Venom, Goatwhore, Carniverous, Testament, Dragonlord, Nefas, Impurity, Incinerate, Emeth, Dismember, Murder Squad, Autopsy, Morgoth, Gorguts, Brutality, Ancient Necropsy, Maze of Torment, Christ Denied, Burial, Goratory, Soul Reaper, Bound and Gagged, Splattered Cadaver, Chainsaw Dissection, Carnage, Cerebral Hemmorhage, Gorefuk, Abazagorath, Black Witchery, Godless Rising, Hate Eternal, Rotting, Cryptopsy, Heinous Killings, Human Mincer, Diabolic, Vulvectomy, Sexcrement, Decrepit, Hour of Penance, Human Filleted, Desaster, Human Excoriation, Corprophemia, Disfigured, Execration, Cemetary Rapist, Defeated Sanity, Sadistic Mutilation, Amputated Genitals, Meathook, Mindly Rotten, Syphillic
Movies
Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, Star Wars Saga, The Omega Man, The Rocky Movies, The Die Hard Movies, The Rambo Movies, The Usual Suspects, Miracle, Bourne Trilogy, Talladega Nights, The Scout, Hoosiers, Snatch, The Score, Oceans 11-13, Planet of the Apes, 3, 61*, A Few Good Men, Fight Club, Top Gun, The Death Wish Movies, Anchorman, Enemy of the State, The Terminator Movies, Total Recall, The Running Man, Waynes World 2, Memento, The Butterfly Effect, The Back to the Future Movies, The Davinci Code (I didn't read the book so fuck you), Castaway, The Ladykillers, Any Given Sunday, Goodfellas, Kingpin, This is Spinal Tap, Brain Candy, Predator 1 and 2, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The One, Face/Off, Con Air, The Jack Ryan Movies, The Indiana Jones Movies, Batman Begins, Ghostbusters, Midnight Run, Taxi Driver, Dirty Harry Movies, Tombstone, They Live, No Holds Barred, Over the Top, Cliffhanger, Wedding Crashers, Swingers, Full Metal Jacket, Escape From New York, Commando, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Dawn, A Year in a Half in the Life of Metallica, The Making of the Wretched Spawn, The Making of Scars of the Crucifix, The Lethal Weapon Movies, Outbreak, And the Band Played On, Halloween 1,2,4, and 5, Friday the 13th 1-7, Rudy, The Ref, Apollo 13, Iron Eagle, Naked Gun movies; Zardoz; Most Bond Movies when I actually sit down and watch them; Sneakers; Any old Horror Movie that Keith convinces me to watch; Pieces; The Dark Knight; The Dirty Dozen;
Television
Anything NASCAR; Yankee games; Knight Rider; Entourage; Seinfeld; 24; Cheers; Married with Children; King of Queens; Raw; ECW; Smackdown; WEC Wreckage; IFL on FSN; TNA Impact!; A-Team; Airwolf; Miami Vice; the Commish; The Shield; The Sopranos; Kids in the Hall; My Name is Earl; My Fair Brady; Rock of Love; Celebrity Rehab; Moment of Truth; Walker, Texas Ranger; IndyCar
Books
Never been a big fan of reading books. I do enjoy the following:
Magazines - Metal Maniacs, the Hockey News, Sports Illustrated, Hustler, Pit, Unrestrained
Comic Books - Batman, Spider-Man, Superman, Darkhawk, Nth Man, the Punisher, Batgirl, Supergirl, JLA, the Brave and the Bold, Spider-Girl, Quasar, Hawkman.....
Heroes
Chuck Schuldiner. Roger Clemens. Jack Owen. Glen Benton. Wayne Gretzky. Mark Messier. Vladislav Tretiak. Batman. Michael Knight. Ric Flair. Randy Couture. Rich Franklin. John McEntee. Robert Vigna. Mariano Rivera. Chris Barnes. Mike Saez. Oscar Dronjak. Whoever beats that Piece of Crap Emelienko. Chris Chelios. Mario Lemiuex. Bobby Orr. Hollywood Hogan. Jonathan E. Henry Hill. Batista. Trey Azagthoth. Steve Tucker. Chuck Billy. Steve Swanson. Mille Petrozza. Lemmy Kilmeister. Don Mattingly. Joe Torre. Andy Pettitte. Curt Schilling. Lord Ahriman. General Tarkin. Cobra Commander. Storm Shadow. He-Man. Luke Skywalker. Lucious Fox. Joe Clark. Dirty Harry. Edward Mulhare. Michael Cain. Rocky. Rambo. Over the Top. Ben Richards. John Maclaine. Daredevil (not Ben Afleck). Jason Bourne. The singer for Merciless Death. The Time to Make the Donuts guy. The Penguin on the Patriot Pops box, because he's one helluva American. Helio Gracie. Dr. Doom. Dr. Pepper. Joe Rogan. Pat Tillman. Robert Wegman. Jacque Plante. Azrael. Goldberg. Jari Kurri. Peter Statsny. Joe Sakic. All other Quebec Nordiques. Lou Gehrig. The Mick. Scarface. Ivan Drago. Tommy Gunn. Don King. Evander Holyfield. George Foreman. Roy Rogers. John Wayne. Billy the Kid. Dracula. Count Chocula. Frankenberry. Boo Berry. Cap N' Crunch. Tony the Tiger. That Exxon Tiger. Thijs before Severe Tortures last album. Ghaal. Stan Fischler. Peter Gammons. Mike and the Mad Dog. Boomer Esiason. Ken O'Brien. LT (the original). Carl Banks. Joe Montana. Patrick Ewing. Moon Knight. Dale Earnhardt. Dale Jr. Ralph Earnhardt. Dale Jarrett. Tony Stewart. DW. Rick Hendrick and HMS. Richard Childress and RCR. Jeff Burton. Bobby Labonte. Jeff Green. Bobby Hamilton Sr. and Jr. Sam Hornish Jr. Juan Pablo Monotoya. Michael Waltrip. Clint Bowyer. Jimmie Johnson. Jeff Burton. Bobby Labonte. Terry Labonte. The mighty KHI and Ron Hornaday.
The Goddamn General's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body type:
6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
Children:
I don't want kids
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Death Metal Guitarist/General
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
The Goddamn General GO DEVILS!!! Posted at 7:39 PM Nov 27 from Mobile view more
About me: Grew up in SI. Moved to Boston for a while. They have good Steak Tips up there. Fuck the Pats and Sox! Drove a truck back to SI. I love NY. Its better. I love small towns too. I love beer. All fucking kinds. From Natural Light to that Fancy Frambois shit. I love soda. Especially fountain soda. Give me a nice 44oz Cherry Coke from a gas station conveniance store and call me a happy man. I eat terribly. I've gone entire week stretches eating nothing but burgers, pizza, chips, and candy. I hate being bored, but I find amusement in all sorts of things. So it doesn't happen that often. I play the guitar. Not often enough, but it is defintely the most important facet of my character. I love metal. Especially Death Metal. I consider Incantation, Cannibal Corpse, and Morbid Angel to be the HOLY TRINITY of bands. Don't give me any of this Beatles or Led Zeppelin shit. The White Album can't touch Mortal Throne of Nazarene. And don't think that I listen to or even appreciate Tool or System of a Down. They're not metal. I like to start bands. I have pages for GloryInDecay, Pulverized Innards, and Immortal Rotting and there are more to come. I can sit around and watch sports all day. Name the sport, I'll watch it. I had legitimate interest in the Arena Bowl. I care who wins golf tournaments. I love Baseball, more specifically I love the Yankees. If the Yankees won 300 games in a row, I'd be excited about game number 301. I wish they would never lose. I love dogs. I'll try to pet any dog, even if its looking at me like I'm dinner. Car Racing is awesome! Memorial Day weekend will be my favorite weekend for all time. The Indy 500 followed by the Coca Cola 600. Thats 1100 miles of left turns! I'm not joking. That's what its all about. I love hockey. I think Wayne Gretzky and Martin Brodeur should be President and Vice President. I don't care if they're canadian. I love road trips. The more stops the better. Its a chance to get candy and soda and hot dogs and crap. Maybe a comic or a cd. I love comics. I read maybe 1 percent of what I buy, but I think they're awesome. I don't own an Mp3 player. IF I do buy one, it won't be an IPOD. Fuck Apple! And I won't use it in my car. I very rarely miss work. I used to never hang out in Staten Island, then I did all the time, now I'm somewhere in between. I hate it, but the people are all right. There's probably some other stuff worth mentioning too, but you're going to have to ask....'cause I don't fucking know.
I really enjoy the following "general stores" : 7-11, BP, On the Run, A-Plus, Quik Chek, Wawa, Super Pantry, AM/PM, Store 24, Circle K, Turkey Hill, Sheetz, the place at Taco Joes, Casey's General Store....
If there was one person I wish was still alive, its Chuck Shuldiner. He is my hero to end all heroes. The greatest man to ever walk the earth. I still am pissed at that fag from Toostament, and always will be. You insult Chuck? I hate you, legitimate hate, for all time.
THIS NEXT SONG IS CALLED....
Are you the Christ?
Who I'd like to meet: Video of the Day:
The hottest girl on the planet. Enjoy.
Great....great.
Marty's Better:
Greatgasm
This commercial will never not make me happy. That King is one hell of a fucking guy.
I would have fought with him until the end......
Greatest Thing Ever
HEY GENERAL!!! I'M PLAYING WITH THE M.V.JAZZ TRIO FRI. OCT 2 @ ADOBE BLUES!!! HOPE 2 C U , JOHNNY P.S. "SOMETIMES THE BOWLER HAS TO FACE THE MUSIC, & THAT BOWLER IS YOU"...LOL.
ahhh I thought I saw you about, my vision was not at it's best! Of course it does not matter where ya went after cause I'm hoping you went were i think you may of went!
Distruction is what word comes to mind when i think you :)
ha! that's true! butttt it's more like i'm the front man with emotional problems(head down) and your the drummer craving for attention!(like drummers do)
Great picture! It looks like I just told you I did something horrible and instead of you telling me it will be alright, you agreed that I fucked up! looks about right...
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