Comedy, history, cooking, reading, music, asian women, and/or petite, women. philosophy, acid, electrically stimulating my testes, and other things not suitable for the average person. Just ask.
As seen on Break.com
Music
The Welfare Mafia! Nick cave and the Bad Seeds, Tom Waits, Trex, Bowie (the old shit), Scud Mountain Boys, Beck, beatles, The Stooges, Fugazi, and various and sundry. Feel free to turn me on to something.
Movies
Anything that ends darkly, anti-hero...A few of faves tho. TimeBandits, 12monkeys, Seven, FightClub, Night of the Living Dead (orig), The Departed, Usual Suspects, DeepThroat, Anything Monty Python. Blah blah...I don't even care about the movies I like.
Television
I watch it...but I think its watching me harder! BILL BURR In Philidelphia!!!!! A MUST SEE 4 ANY COMIC!Watch THIS!! BRILLIANT!!width="425" height="350">..>
Books
Put it in front of me and I will read it. Some of my favorites...Mary Stuart's The Crystal Cave, Tom Wolfe's A Man In Full, John Irving's Son Of The Circus, Tolkien, Chaim Potuk's My Name Is Asher Lev, Albert Camus The Stranger, Asimov, Frank Herbert's Dune, Bukowski, HS Thompson, James Herriot's All Creatures Great and Small, and lots of other sci-fi and fantasy 'cause I'm a nerd.
Heroes
Johnny Welfare, for kicking it, and the tunes. Ya ever fuck a girl to your own bro's music? "Well ya weren't the First and ya Sure won't be the Last...So if your gonna hurt me, ya better do it fast." Thanks Kid! My Pop, one of the few Honest men I have ever met. Me Mum, 'cause she is silly, crazy and a former Nun. Christopher Pickford, FireFighter 9/11.
About me: I am never to be taken seriously, ever. Unless I'm holding a gun and telling you to... "PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG, OR I"M GONNA KILL THIS LITTLE OLD LADY!" But that happens pretty rarely. I like to think I'm funny, so I do stand-up to reinforce my ego. It's NOT working. All my really good friends can't stand me, and I don't blame them. I'm really gullible, so if you tell me I'm charming, handsome, funny, and sexy as all get out. I am very likely to believe you. So feel free to say such things to me. I like to ramble....obviously. I'm originally from Mass, by way of New Jersey, moved up to Maine about 4 years ago for all the great job opportunities. Now I'm the box office bastard at the Portland Comedy Connection. I wield absolute power over my comedian friends, and they resent me for it. If I'm a total asshole to you it probably means I really like ya. I drink, I smoke, I masturbate, all to excess. God I need a woman. So that's a little bit about me, if ya want to know more just ask...can't fathom why ya would, but some peeps are weird like that.
what the hell is a moral liberal? am I a moral liberal? are you just making things up again? remember that religion you started? worship the toad?? remember how you made all the girls cry? Do you remember? I know they will never forget! you bastard!
