April 8th, 2008: Working material at Fenders in Fullerton, CA
Got a call from an old friend
We used to be real close
Said he couldnt go on the american way
Closed the shop, sold the house
Bought a ticket to the west coast
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A. -- Billy Joel
Influences
The comedy gods have many tentacles, you know. And they swoop down and touch you at different times. But when they do it’s like salvation. Or deliverance. It’s as close to flying as man gets. The magic doesn’t happen often, but when you’re on and rolling nothing that I’ve touched comes close. Not cocaine. Not pussy. --- Richard Pryor
Every entertainer has a night when everything is clicking. These nights are accidental and statistical: Like lucky cards in poker, you can count on them occurring over time. What was hard was to be good, night after night, no matter what the abominable circumstances. -- Steve Martin
Members
11/22/06 Martini Blues
TV Shows
Films
My therapist and I
Albums
My old neighborhood in New York City. I submitted this photo to National Lampoon and it was published in the issue with Mike Tyson on the cover.
Standup Guy's Interests
General
Fishing for mermaids!
Music
The Partridge Family meets Led Zeppelin
Movies
Josephine: What's in the basket?
Duane Bradley: [laughs] My brother!
From the movie Basket Case.
Television
Addicted to fishing, yule log burning, blank screen t.v., Teenage Mutant Ninja Crab Lice, Informercials for mensa members, Casper the friendly Honky
Books
Chicken soup for the stomach
By Noodles Broth
CHAPTER 1
How to pimp your donut ho. My webpage gives great text and will fake orgasms! If it comes home early without enough of the benjamins, As Bob Marley would say: 'I'm Ben - jammin Mon!
Needless to say, Pimpdaddy won't be happy. I've made a lot of cash on this ho webpage. You can pimp out your webpage too! - just supply the condoms and be ready to bail it out of jail. Become Pimpwebby of the year! Say 'ello to my little friend. Say goodnight to the bad guy. I always tell the truth, even when I lie.
Heroes
Spiderman - you can only defeat him by kicking him in the tentacles!
Manhattan College
Bronx, NY
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Eternal Bliss
Minor: Occasional Bliss
Clubs: The club ISO why Manhattan college is located in the Bronx?
Greek:
Eta Beta Theta
