I tell my act on street corners, chinese restaurants, 7-11's and while trying to pick up woman. I now see why I am single.
Influences
Dice, Sam "RIP" Kinison, John Valby, Eddie Murphy, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg, Dicky Doo, and all the freak shows I meet in real life.
Members
I have quite an impressive memeber even if I'm the only one who thinks so.
TV Shows
My schedule is open...who wants a piece of this?
Films
A few home made porn films.
Albums
The Rick Carino Experience. Rick Carino & David Hasselhoff...The Duets. MC Squirrel Nuts Rocks Da House. White Dawg Is Da Bomb Dizzle.
Rick Carino's Interests
General
Hot chicks. I only got into comedy because girls said that they love a guy with a sense of humor. Really, I read it in Cosmo. Unfortunately I didn't read the rest of the article that said women also want a guy who is rich, successful, and good looking. I struck out one, two three, like A Rod in a playoff series.
Music
Stuff that doesnt suck. Come back Mucky Pup and the Judybats. I like things that are originial and funky...go Beck!!!
Movies
I starred in as Cock Lesnar in "WWF:World Wide Fellatio", as Jonnny Depth in "Butt Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: 44DD Chest" and as Bone Lodeson in "Anal Intruders 18"...don;t worry if you missed the first 17 you will still be able to follow along.
About me: From Meriden CT comes Rick Carino. Rick got his start in stand up comedy based on a lie. He wanted to try it so he went to a coffeehouse to talk to a booker. The booker wasn't there and the person running asked, "Are you one of the comics?" Rick, just as unprepared for a show as he is today said "Why yes I am." So from there the comedy career of Rick carino was born. Today he travels anywhere with a mic and tells the tales of his life, from his crazy childhood adventures to his dating misfortunes. So if you are in need of a laugh on some strange topics as well as those tried and true with a uniquie twist come out and catch a show.
I will also book comics at your next function, party, bar or club. I have a wide array of styles to choose from. If you are interested email me at rickcarino@hotmail.com
Check me out at www.rickcarino.com
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Who I'd like to meet: Anyone. I am lonely.
For booking info contact rickcarino@hotmail.com or rccomedyproductions@hotmail.com or through here
What people are saying about Rick Carino
"You are really not that funny" some guy Kevin after a show
"I'd love to have you sign my boobs" this really large fat man
"Lance Armstrong called, he wants his nut back" my brother
"You should get a real job" A random girl I was trying to pick up
"You still owe me money." My parents
"You should learn from others..you need a lot of work" The wisest man of all CT
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Thanks for the add and friendship! Music breathes Life into all our Souls! Have a Hard Rockin Day Every Day! Hope you like our tracks. Stay in touch and check back for our 9 new tracks which will be added to our page very soon, Hope to see ya round!
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hey just passing by to say hello! Hope things are going well for you! i know I have being an ungreatful friend! miss chating with ya!!! Hope you are having a great week! LOVE YA my friend!
I really appreciate your support and helping spread the word - as a group we can really make a difference! Hope you are doing well and you have a great weekend!
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Hey rick how are ya? long time no chat
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