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    So, LL said Whitney left before her time. After he pretended a god exists. I guess he'd not down with that god's plan. Idiot.

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      • Tammie Unknown

        The, Holy Bible also says..For God so loved the world that he gave his only begottos son, for who so ever believeth upon him should not perish, but have everlasting life..Mark 3:16..My God is an awesome God.He forgave me of my sins..I don't know the condition of her heart..(Where she stood with God),but I do know if she lifted her eyes toward heaven and ask God to forgive her sins and invited Jesus into her heart before she died then she is asved also...Those of you without sin ,cast the first stone,for all have sinned and came short of the Glory of God..It also says God is no respecter of person..There is no one sin greater than the other..no not one..This means the little white lie you may tell may send you to hell just as fast as the murder someone may commit.. 

        7 hours ago
        • Rick Sparks

          The "bible" ALSO states Earth is a flat circle, that men are to avoid all contact with a woman who is menstruating, that blood from recently killed sheep and/or pigeons somehow helps a person suffering from leprosy, and that all boys who disobey their parents should be killed by the men of their town.  I hope you can understand why I don't give anything in the book credit. 

          5 hours ago
      • Dani farcasiu

        of course stars would feel bad about other stars passing away.even if they caused their own deaths... however for someone who lives their whole live helping other people and gives all the money he has for charities if someone like that was to die...you wouldn't even hear about them...but when one cracked out person with a nice voice happens to die its a global epidemic?? what is this world coming to... oh and for the record if the autopsy comes back and she did kill herself due to drug overdose...god isn't going to care if she got a nice voice. she took the gift god gave to her...used the money for her own selfishness and killed herself.. now idk about you but my religion states that if anyone is to take their own lives...that  they are going to hell... this isn't like the judicial system where any wealthy person who has alot of money can get away with murder.. my god is just..and he will act accordingly...if i was to die tomorrow due to a cigerrette first of all nobody will remeber me secondly god will send me to hell for killing myself thats just the way it is...its only white or black when it come to religion their is no gray... so it says in the bible you can only serve one master.. so choose wisely..god the creator or the devil the created...

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      • Tammie Unknown

        The, Holy Bible also says..For God so loved the world that he gave his only begottos son, for who so ever believeth upon him should not perish, but have everlasting life..Mark 3:16..My God is an awesome God.He forgave me of my sins..I don't know the condition of her heart..(Where she stood with God),but I do know if she lifted her eyes toward heaven and ask God to forgive her sins and invited Jesus into her heart before she died then she is asved also...Those of you without sin ,cast the first stone,for all have sinned and came short of the Glory of God..It also says God is no respecter of person..There is no one sin greater than the other..no not one..This means the little white lie you may tell may send you to hell just as fast as the murder someone may commit.. 

        7 hours ago
        • Rick Sparks

          The "bible" ALSO states Earth is a flat circle, that men are to avoid all contact with a woman who is menstruating, that blood from recently killed sheep and/or pigeons somehow helps a person suffering from leprosy, and that all boys who disobey their parents should be killed by the men of their town.  I hope you can understand why I don't give anything in the book credit. 

          5 hours ago
      • Dani farcasiu

        of course stars would feel bad about other stars passing away.even if they caused their own deaths... however for someone who lives their whole live helping other people and gives all the money he has for charities if someone like that was to die...you wouldn't even hear about them...but when one cracked out person with a nice voice happens to die its a global epidemic?? what is this world coming to... oh and for the record if the autopsy comes back and she did kill herself due to drug overdose...god isn't going to care if she got a nice voice. she took the gift god gave to her...used the money for her own selfishness and killed herself.. now idk about you but my religion states that if anyone is to take their own lives...that  they are going to hell... this isn't like the judicial system where any wealthy person who has alot of money can get away with murder.. my god is just..and he will act accordingly...if i was to die tomorrow due to a cigerrette first of all nobody will remeber me secondly god will send me to hell for killing myself thats just the way it is...its only white or black when it come to religion their is no gray... so it says in the bible you can only serve one master.. so choose wisely..god the creator or the devil the created...

        23 hours ago
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  2. Rick Sparks

    ‎.. meanwhile, Romney won Maine. As someone who lived there, I'd like to remind all how BLUE the state really is. Like... we're getting RAPED for heating oil but still want to raise taxes blue.

  3. Rick Sparks

    Just remembered Kim Jong Il had a massive crush on Whitney Houston. If there's any kind of afterlife, she's telling him HELL TO THE NO!

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  • Rick Sparks So, LL said Whitney left before her time. After he pretended a god exists. I guess he'd not down with that god's plan. Idiot.
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  • Rick Sparks ‎.. meanwhile, Romney won Maine. As someone who lived there, I'd like to remind all how BLUE the state really is. Like... we're getting RAPED for heating oil but still want to raise taxes blue.
    Yesterday
  • Rick Sparks Just remembered Kim Jong Il had a massive crush on Whitney Houston. If there's any kind of afterlife, she's telling him HELL TO THE NO!
    Yesterday
  • Rick Sparks I was initially going to write something snarky, but you know what? The loss of first her voice and then her life is a fucking shame.
    Yesterday
  • Rick Sparks The AFA is threatening non-Christians. I say send 'em all to Guantanamo. Only terrorists hate freedom of speech. http://lnk.ms/YYrV9
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Comedian. Composer. Writer. Atheist. Not necessarily in that order! Here are highlights from my first stand-up appearance on August 27. Enjoy! Born in Anchorage, Alaska. Currently kickin' it in El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.

... and now... John McCain's inability to keep his eyes off Sarah Palin's chest & chunky ass.

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