Rick Paulas

he's alive!!!!!

who pooped the bed?

when i opened up the paper today and saw that it was alexis bledel's birthday, i realized that it was also someone else's special day - nick jonas! you know, from the jonas bros. so hot. anyways, happy september 16.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Hope you have a great day. I miss softball. :( I hope all is well with you. Have a good one.

i haven't commented you in over a month!

These days there’s dudes getting facials
Manicured waxed and botoxed
But with deep spray on tans and creamy lotioney hands
You can’t grip a tackle box
With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It’s hip now to be feminized I don’t highlight my hair
I’ve still got a pair
Yeah, honey I’m still a guy
My eyebrows ain’t plucked
Theres a gun in my truck
Thank God I’m still a guy

you're so welcome.

every time you hit 'pause' on my myspace, a white sox player loses his wings. that would be so much better if you were in angels fan.
next time!

i know yer going through a rough time right now so i just thought i'd make a suggestion. it's called The Los Angeles Lakers. and its about time.

are you eating the ham in your picture? weirdo...

aw someone else beat me to the story. i don't think i want to be an A's fan anymore. its like breaking up with a handful of good people every year. not my style. teach me everything i need to know bout yer sox.

Merry fucking Christmas! And have a happy Goddamn new year OK Asshole?! JK
I have to say, I enjoy our angry message exchange...:]

ohhhhh... THAT meat plate. what can i say? i miss my chili dogs... that's why i make fake chili dogs any chance i get. at least i still like real sports and not that fake shit. give credit where credit is due. and then visit me.

Love the mushroom clouds. I feel so happy and gay looking at them. Fills me with peace...Do I detect a pattern here...a sketch about there being no heaven...nuclear mushroom clouds...do you have a dark sense of humor? Are you, dare I say it, athiest? Well, whenever I'm tired of having sweet dreams and wish to have nightmares before I go to bed, I won't listen to Marilyn Manson's screaming, I won't eat chocolate, read a Dean Koontz novel, watch a war flick, or consult the devil on my my oija board, no, no, no, I'll just check out the pics on your site. AND KABOOM!!!!!!!! I'll be dreaming apocalypse in no time!