I like to slap my Mr Bass guitar, I like to slap my Mangina too, I make it sick. I like to do my voodoo too and drive my lovely car, it is 1974 Cadillac Hearse. It go very fast like a racing car, you not believe it. Also like my beautiful girl Katarina. We all call her Kitty cos she like a pussycat. I like to stroke her . I make her myself you know, she sing so sweet like a dicky bird.
Also like the Football too , but not American Football, proper football like rest of world play. Americans call it Soccer cos they no good at it.
Music
I like the Johnny Cash and the Elvis Presley, a lot of that 50's type stuff but also I like a all kinda music like the Punk Clash, Sexy Pistols, Beatles, That Fatty Boy Slimbo guy, he very good the way he mixer the stuff up, I like him mucho. Also I like the Jazzy stuff, my favourites are Grant Green, Kenny Burrell, Ramsey Lewis, Horace Silver, Art Blakey and Herbie Hancock. Anything with a tune, none of that crazy fucked up jazz. It make me play the stand up double bass sometimes, it's so cool.
Movies
My favourite is A Clockwork Orange, it is crazy mental. I also like the films of Robert De Niro, Al Pacino and the other one that dress like the woman in 'Tootsy' I think.
Examples are Godfather 1 & 2, not 3 that was total shit si. Scarface also Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Raging Bull, Carlito's Way, Dog Day Afternoon, Straw Dogs. Anything where they smash the face in of the other guy I like.Tarantino also, Kill Bill, Resevoir Dogs, he's a well bloody good.
Television
I love the television, it so very good. I watch the cop show like Starsky & Hutch, C.S.I, Kojack and all that stuff. In UK the TV is well mental. They have stuff like Richard & Judy and Deal or No Deal and Big Brother. I can't stop watching it. They real suck me in like an idiot guy.
Books
I don't read much, it make my head hurt. But sometimes I get Playboy, it has some very intersting articles. It not just titties you know. Also like those magazines with the pictures of the famous people falling over drunk. In UK thay have magazine called 'Heat' and they have pictures of the celebs doing their shopping. The English are crazy si, but I still read it, they suck me in again like a real looney boy si.
Heroes
I like Elvis Presley. I like him so much I tell my good friend Jazz Monkey that he would be good guy to help with music career. So he only goes and gets him. But he a bit of a handful, kept talking about being King so we got our friend Supershine to cut him down to size, that soon shut him up.
About me:
My name is Federico Enrique Hondulez or Rico for short. I was born in El Paso, Texas to my Mother, who just managed to get across the border in the nick of time. She brought me to Las Vegas when I was 5 because she have a fancy new job in a disco type place, where she pleasures all the men.
I love all the ladies that worked there also. They help me grow up so to be a real man and I also learn to play the bass guitar, which I play like a crazy man. For a while I try to be like a Elvis impersonator for my job but there are so many in Las Vegas now that I try to be like the Gary Glitter instead. But it turn out he likes to fiddle with the kiddies so I send him to hell, the dirty bastido.
So anyhow, I go to San Francisco then, because people say how happy everybody is there. It is amazing everyone is happy, dancing about in their underpants and stuff. The weed they smoke there is a mighty first class, that's for sure. It is also where I learn to do the voodoo from my good friend 'Spunky Trev' and I meet my beautiful girlfriend Katarina who I bring to life myself. Then one night we meet these guys from space and we make a band.
So now I join band and we call 'The X-Ray Dogs'.
Soon we travel the world with our new friends. We are now in London making final preparation, but you will never find us Mr FBI and Mr CIA. I won that money fare and a square. You think you so big with your fancy cars and your nice suits, but this time I have very special friend on my side. He come from far away and will get all of you with his crazy music and dancing. You wait, you see. Maybe you wanna have a littl' drink with me when I return to Vegas, si.
Anyhow, you all be my friends out there in Myspace now especially if you are beautiful lady si. So come join me and be my friend, maybe someday we all have a littl' drink together. Maybe also you try out the band I sure you like.
Who I'd like to meet: More ladies like I already have. It is amazing each day more and more ladies wanna be my friend. This make me very happy man. Maybe one day we all go have a littl' drink together. When I am famous pop star si. I especially like the ladies that do the Burlesque type dancing, it reminds me of my Vegas days. From Bettie Page to Dita Von Teese, they all very nice and the style I like. They make it very hard for me si.
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