I don't mean to be megalomaniacal, but every hero I've had the pleasure of meeting has fallen short of expectation...I have to look to myself for inspiration and strength.
Shane Randall's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Friends
Hometown:
Bluefield, WV "Go, Beavers!"
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Occupation:
professional slacker
Shane Randall is celebrating having kicked dependence on Maxzide. Posted at 2:12 AM Aug 3 view more
About me:
Been dazed and confused for so long, it's SO true...
You could say the whole problem started when I realized I am a left-handed brain trapped in a right-handed body. I'm currently seeking a good surgeon. That or a most understanding apothecary.
There was a momentum in time I might have considered listening to the voices in my head. Before I could commit, they all started speaking Italian. The best I can muster is broken pig Latin, so let's call the whole thing ru-ru-rutabagas.
After so many years I'm still on the lamb. For the life of me I can't figure out how given that I originally started off on the goat.
The only other option I have remaining is to play each hand as dealt and somehow develop a knack for bluffing.
Remember, life is a dance. So if you have two left feet you can always try your hand at air guitar.
Something's gonna happen. I do not know what. Perhaps you do.
Who I'd like to meet: Andie MacDowell...I've never melted before
