LIKES: Brutal Death Metal, Power lifting, Tae Kwon Do, Guitar, Mushrooms, Harmonies, Drawing, Chilling, Rittmaster House Dinner Parties, My body, Saltine Crackers, Gatorade, Red Bull, Chicken Broth, Sean King, Chuck Norris, Taiko no Tatsujin, Camel Wides, Japanese Food, Piggies, Beer, Vodka, Captain Morgan, Narc Faggots, THE UNDERGROUND SOUND, Midgets, Hearses, Acid, Horchata, Blood Orange Soda, Ice Cream Sandwiches, my Macbook.
DISLIKES: Hardcore bands who call themselves death metal, Famine, Line 6 amps, Fucking up, Lazy eyes, Broken deodorant, drama queens, Jesus Christ and all of his lil cronies, people who act like they like you when you both know they don't, FAT people who are FAT because they are fucking lazy and don't eat right, Blueballs, Bluebirds, Rehab, Boxers Riding Up/Down, Pissbutt, Breakdowns, Progeria (nature's cruelest joke), Cancer, Michelle Turner....