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  • Ian Rittmaster

  • 18 / Муж.
  • 925/831, US
  • Последний визит: 04.12.2009

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Интересы

  • Общие



    LIKES: Brutal Death Metal, Power lifting, Tae Kwon Do, Guitar, Mushrooms, Harmonies, Drawing, Chilling, Rittmaster House Dinner Parties, My body, Saltine Crackers, Gatorade, Red Bull, Chicken Broth, Sean King, Chuck Norris, Taiko no Tatsujin, Camel Wides, Japanese Food, Piggies, Beer, Vodka, Captain Morgan, Narc Faggots, THE UNDERGROUND SOUND, Midgets, Hearses, Acid, Horchata, Blood Orange Soda, Ice Cream Sandwiches, my Macbook.
    DISLIKES: Hardcore bands who call themselves death metal, Famine, Line 6 amps, Fucking up, Lazy eyes, Broken deodorant, drama queens, Jesus Christ and all of his lil cronies, people who act like they like you when you both know they don't, FAT people who are FAT because they are fucking lazy and don't eat right, Blueballs, Bluebirds, Rehab, Boxers Riding Up/Down, Pissbutt, Breakdowns, Progeria (nature's cruelest joke), Cancer, Michelle Turner....
  • Музыка


    UNEARTH IS NOT FUCKING METAL.
    Go fuck your christian rock.

    Oh jesus. I listen to a huge variety of music, mostly death metal and grindcore, but I'v also been known to tune into classic rock, blues, stoney rap, techno, and industrial. No fucking way am I gonna list all of the bands I listen to, cause that would take way too much effort on my part, but if you find yourself so overcome with the suspense and ambiguity that I am trying so hard to establish here and desperately fucking need to know, talk to me, and I'll write you out a fatty list...
  • Фильмы

    I watch so many movies you have no idea
  • ТВ


  • Книги

  • Кумиры


Подробности

  • Состояние: Серьезные отношения
  • Здесь для: Друзей
  • Родной город: Tokyo/ San Ramon
  • Ориентация: Гетеросексуал
  • Телосложение: 176 см / Стройное
  • Вероисповедание: Другое
  • Знак Зодиака: Овен
  • Дети: Когда-нибудь потом
  • Профессия: Bad Mother Fucker.
  • Доход: Больше $7500

Учебные заведения

  • Del Amigo High (cont.)

    • Danville,CA
    • Закончил: 2009
    • Статус учащегося: Выпускники
    с 2009 по 2009
  • California High

    • San Ramon,California
    • Закончил: Н/П
    • Статус учащегося: Выпускники
    с 2005 по 2009

Обновления друзей

Инфо

Обо мне:


Ny name is Ian Rittmaster
Speaking at length on any subject you would care to give, with devious eccentricities and careening trains of thought flying off the tracks and CRASHING HEAD FIRST INTO A FUCKING KINDERGARTEN CLASSROOM AND KILLING TWELVE CHILDREN HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD AHHH SOMEBODY HELP US CHAOSCHAOSCHAOS and landing comfortably back down to the tracks to continue what I was actually fucking trying to say...

What?

Being friends with me will help you develop the skills necessary to comprehend such ridiculous bullshit such as this.

Give it a shot?
Hit me up on aim... Sensual6Sickness


Я хочу найти:

Someone who is fucking real and who can keep up with me ^.^