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Rigor Tortoise
Improv / Sketch Comedy
Slow and steady kills the human race

Male
39 years old
Hollywood, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 6/9/2009
Mood: gallant Mood Image
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   Rigor Tortoise's Comedian Bio
BioRumbling comes from deep within the battered, burned, and scarred shell. Rumbling caused by stirrings of an unnatural kind. Those who would warn that this does not bode well for Man are long since dead. The beast has awoken from a centuries long slumber to exact his revenge. As it extends itself to its full height it slowly creeps forth into the night, seeking human flesh to force into its bloody maw. The Rigor Tortoise lives. The Rigor Tortoise comes for us all…

Gather your friends and loved ones to the IO West Theatre to watch Rigor Tortoise. We’ll keep the beast at bay with a combination of sketch videos and live improv. The only way we stand a chance against this evil monstrosity is by sticking together and laughing in its face.

MembersGreg Castle

Woody Drennan

Justin Johnson

Adam Karell

Paul Natonek

Dustin Sterling

Sketch Director: Behn Fannin


     Rigor Tortoise's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Galapagos
Body type:More to love!
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Occupation:Bustin' Guts

   Rigor Tortoise's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian



Rigor Tortoise's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 1536 Plays Today: 0
Water Nymph
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Wingmen
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And To All A Good Heist
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Tiny Noah
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Rigor Tortoise Episode 8: Thanksgiving Play
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VOTE DELICIOUS!
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Obama's Candidates
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Bad Spellchk Theetar
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Burning Desire
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Podcastigans
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Rigor Tortoise has 464 friends.
 Turk Norton 


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 Dustin 


 Gregory David 


 Triforce 


 Mr. Rev. Dr. Cap. MC DJ Behn Jr. Sr. Phd. III P.I. 


 iO West 





Rigor Tortoise's Friends Comments
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Ricky Dominguez





Jul 7 2009 2:42 AM

Hey how have you been?

Hey follow me at:

Twitter.com/RickyDominguez
showbizzle


Online Now!


Jul 5 2009 8:46 PM

Hi

We hope you had a killer weekend!

Oh and maybe after it's all done you can

come by and tell us about it ;-)


 

www.showbizzle.com

Lelia Broussard





Jun 11 2009 6:10 AM

hey sweetie, got a big favor to ask...Hotel Cafe on june 8th, I need
a big crowd there for that show, can you help out? tell people, tell
yourself, show up, clap and scream loudly, bring 20 people?
yes? :) thank you for reading this far! will I see ya?
xo
lelia

ps. i am on at 8:00PM (www.hotelcafe.com for more info)

pps. i am saying some craazeee shit on twitter.com/leliabroussard follow me? ;)
Ricky Dominguez





May 24 2009 5:05 PM

Waz up?
Elijah





Apr 16 2009 8:56 PM

I Burn Clothing
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L. Ruechel





Mar 19 2009 2:56 AM

hey was that Greg Castle I saw on Better off Ted? I think it was. way to hand out the mail! much better than Dustin could ever do.
Ricky Dominguez





Mar 11 2009 8:47 PM

Hey!
Ricky Dominguez





Feb 28 2009 4:28 AM

Waz up?
Ricky Dominguez





Jan 24 2009 1:16 PM

Hey Hey Hey, how have you been?
Lelia Broussard





Jan 15 2009 3:06 AM

hope to see you!!!

mwuah
lelia

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life's a joke





Nov 17 2008 9:59 PM

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A-Lexi-Beth





Nov 4 2008 8:20 PM

Peanutbutter!
lucistar





Oct 1 2008 6:34 PM

mui besos
es mui belos
Poseidon Nicole Smith





Aug 23 2008 9:58 AM

Thanks for the add, dudes!
Lelia Broussard





Aug 14 2008 3:23 PM

hope you can make my show at The Mint on Tues Aug 19th. ..me and the band, who are killin!! I am on at 9:00 ...see ya there!
~Lelia
ps. more info at www. themintla. com if you need it
Matt Besser





Aug 6 2008 12:36 AM

thanks lIncoln
Here’s an even newer episode of The Back Room is a sketch talk show series I’m doing on www. UCBcomedy. com
This one stars me, Chocolate Pudding (Andy Daly), and George Bush (James Adomian).



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Denise





Jul 31 2008 2:40 AM

who are you and why are we friends?
Michelle Renee' Sansing!





Jul 8 2008 11:34 PM

You are the rulers of some of the funniest clips I've ever seen! :)
Dustin





Jun 21 2008 9:28 PM

Shoe-pid Turdle
-Dusty-





Jun 20 2008 9:08 PM

I did see. I can't decide if I'm more envious over this, or getting a good night song from Jenna.
Emo Philips





Jun 19 2008 4:57 AM

I love rigor in my comedy!
♥ Lisa ♥





Jun 18 2008 1:27 AM

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William R. Lent





Jan 18 2008 9:09 PM

Thanks for the add !!! Hilarious videos !!!! What are you gonna do , LOL . good stuff .
iO West





Dec 31 2007 11:01 PM

andy





Dec 21 2007 7:31 PM

they keep getting better and better. thank you for making my holiday season brighter with your tragic bruberry brothers saga.
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