About me:
Hi I'm Rik Waller, you may have seen me on many many television programs such as, "Pop Idol" "Eat Yourself Thin"
"Celebrity Fat Club" and of course "Too Fat To Live, Too Young To Die" but I don't just spend my time trying to save my flagging career by popping up in whatever dross will have me, No i like to get out and about with my fantastic soul band " Eat To The Beat" we play over 12 gigs a year and thats just at Butlins! Hope you enjoy my page.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who can rustle up a good fry up, gordon ramsey springs to mind, but if he started swearing at me I'd be forced to sit on the c**t.
rick u old slaaaag sorry to drag u away from your pasty but it took u bloody ages to reply to my friend request..if i had my way ide chain u to a treadmill and throw away the key. I'm joking of course, we love you and your big bones!! x x
It was good to see you play at the Airdrie south parish womens guild charity night, they managed to make £18.68 towards good causes.
By the way the buffet was supposed to be for everyone and additionaly they recieved a bill for £60.00 from Domino's Pizza, they have asked that you give them a call to pass on the bill as you never left a contact number.
Hi Rik me old pal, have you had a chance to think over the idea of doing a single together? i think it might be the boost both our careers need. by the way have you got that £60 I lent you for your mums operation?