Hey, you won't believe this! Today my best friend and I were jerking each other off, when she looked tenderly at me and told me about some pills that could increase my urethra by four thousand percent! I was shocked! But I didn't believe her, so I checked it out...guess wot? It REALLY works! Now I piss fourteen gallons at a time, and I've never felt better! To accomodate my recent volume upgrade, I found this free $500 gift certificate to this AWESOME commode accessory store, Shitz n'Giggles, where I received a FREE golden toilet by simply using my card! I couldn't believe my amazing luck! If you're having size issues regarding your urethra and would like to receive a sample of these AWESOME pills, plus the opportunity to get your FREE golden toilet, AND a $500 gift certificate to Shitz n' Giggles, please masturbate four times before midnight TODAY!!! Act fast, because this AMAZING offer won't last long.
Just to let you know, i'm going to be in Berlin next week with my new exhibition "Face Invasion" - it would be great if you could come along to the opening night and have a beer!
The exhibition will be running till the 5th May, so you can come along during the opening times in the week too! -
It'd be really great to see you if you are in town,
that was supposed to say Groovey at the end which was myspaces bad, not mine. and yes, that was Groovey with a capital G as opposed to lower case. it's really a great word. i'm bringing it back. it's about to sweep the nation.
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