Jed, Chewford, Abigail, X-Masafari and Birthday Inferno
Influences
Donald "How Deep is Yer Love" Brant, Sweets Becker, Doc Proctor, Dead Gay James, Jay "Blast Master" Biener, Scary Jay, KC Brandon "burds tha werd" smooth curd McNerd who knows when to stay inside, Josh Yasmuh, Matt "Flappy Wax" Lopez, Tony No-see-toe, The Hat, Ryan "Rincoln Continental" Heatherington, Miss Czapstick, Dot and Kat, their twenty million sisters, Rabbi Herzberg, Danny "Old Man" Finkelstein, who stole our baseball when it landed in his yard, Jimmy Ice, The Vapor Trail, Dirty Crystal, Terrence the Terrible, Thumper (Pat), his floozy cousin from Ticonderoga who went out with Dovid, Isa "Wrath of Islam" Mahal, the myspace page that I made for making fun of Noah, Mr. Dennis, Brangelina's Sadistic Bodyguards, Surfer Dude, Little Lauren's House of Burlesque, Anthony "North Conduit Avenue" Russo, Manly Dan Lee, Frenchie's Hissing Roach, Special "C" and Rob "Its Actually in Elmira" I.E., Wesley Willis, The cat Lammsbury met in California, Nilavan, Jed's Bombanian roomate from Kansas City, Those kids from out on the island, Smartmath, Huffing Glade, The Magic Christian, Cherry Comix, Byron B. Benton, DJ Crumble-Crotch, Josh "Smarter not harder" Simon, Prism Glasses, Climy the Platypus, Those dumb girls Noah found in Memphis, Doctor Zoidberg, Blind Willy Witherspoon, Wayne "The Main Brain" McClain, Tom "The Marinol Madman," and the fake homeless punk rockers in KC, The hypsters, hipsters, and fad salesmen in Williamsburg that taught us what not to be like, the NYU students we try to avoid when downtown, The Columbia students we try to avoid when uptown, U Albany aka "the Deathstar," Oneonta State aka "Never-Never Land," FIT, aka "the Dirty Art Hole" Nassau Kommunity Kollege, the strange rash-like phenomenon known as "Hofstra Red," The School of Audio Engineering aka "The Mac Store," and I think Chewford may have gone to SUNY Poor Choice for a minute.
To friends, browsers, surfers, scrapheads, spammers, trolls and other patrons: This is my music project. Although its all under my own name, many people helped me to create this stuff, most notably, Chewie (2wenty2welve) Yoni (X-masafari) and Dan (Birthday Inferno) all on the top of my "friends" list. Do yourself a favor and check them out.
All of these songs are from my still-nameless upcoming album, to be released by Chewie's production company, 2wenty2welve Industries, later this year. All final mixing and mastering was done by Andris Balins at DryHill studios. The album is a continuous 63 minutes, with each track leading into the next, and I guess that these tracks might sound better in context. For a copy of the complete album, or just to give me some feedback, email me at RiteSedJed@gmail.com.
None of these songs were made with so-called "professional" equipment, but each one was crafted from, as my friend No-uh would put it, the musical equivalent of paper clips and rubber-bands. A pox on all you snotty Pro Tools users, and your expensive bullshit. I don't have ten grand to spend on putting out an album, so fuck you and your "industry standards."
I just set up a new page with still-under-construction tracks and a few collaborations, go check it out at www.myspace.com/cantankerousflanks.
Notice that all songs on both pages are available to download for free. I also did a remix for the popular eyeball records band, Baumer, which you can check out by clicking the banner below. Oh yeah, and if you can find it, pick up the new issue of HEEB magazine, which features a cover by R. Crumb, and reviews by none other than yours truly. *** Haven't updated in a while, but there are some new songs up now, and I have moved from NYC to Portland, OR.
Thanks for listening to my music.
-Jed
Some of my best work:
( featuring a Birthday Inferno track from the crypt. )
Did you know that RiteSedJed & Friends are a part of the big picture?
Yos! We want to see all of you for a night of fantastic cheers and jeers. Please re-post this to the world! Guaranteed to be the jest of the season! - Johnston Barclay and the 22i staff.
11.15.08 - 10pm EST - 4am, maybe more.....
2wenty2welve Industries in conjunction with A!bstraction NY presents: RubberbandAndPaperClipFuturism aka RiteSedJed's 30th birthday party!
A night of future audios and filthy futures.
Acts: dEEJAY bEARD and Friends, feat. Cap't H.R. Frizzo ! Replogen w/ live assistance from c3400 of Viral Consciousness ! Seer + Befoles
Visuals by Scythe
resident deejays : AcidJack, LeaDGolD and NO_REQUESTS
Sweets Becker will be there! so you know it's good!
Structural Deficiencies by JLS1
MORE SURPRIZES, PLUG-INS, AD-ONS, AND CELEBRITY WALKS ONS TO BE ANNOUNCED...
198 Broadway, Amityville, NY ( 1 block from LIRR )
For 5 years, decision makers in the public and private sectors have turned to the rite sed jed for objective analysis and effective solutions that address the challenges facing the nation and the world. These challenges include such critical social and economic issues as education, poverty, crime, and the environment, as well as a range of national security issues...TRACK LISTING SON!!!!!!!
Its good to hear from you Jed. Thanks for the birfday wishes. I skied on my birthday and spent the night sleeping in a tent in sub zero tempuratures. Its nice to be in doors and warm again. Whats new with you?
yeah man..this isn't the town for me. I'm looking to relocate as soon as possible. for now, It gives me the isolation needed to work on my music as well as myself. I just came back after living in Saint Paul for a couple years. What you guys out there, or here for that matter?
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