Wally
WALLY WURST- THE CRAZY COOL KAISER OF COMIX

Male
32 years old
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN
United States



Last Login: 1/23/2009
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    Wally's Interests
GeneralBig Cigars, Cuban Cigars, Appletinis, Martinis, drinking, blunts, Underground Comix, Comics, Comics and Cartoons History and Theory, lowbrow art, tattoo art, hot rod art, Rebellious Behavior, Snide Remarks, and Obscenity.
MusicThe sound of sausages slapping, punk rock, hardcore, ska, reggae, dancehall, metal, rap, rap rock, rock rap, lounge, rockabilly, psychobilly, folk, Tuvan throat singing, calypso, polka, classical, old school country, blues, cigar themed music, pop punk, doo wop, barbershop quartets, marching, deathmetal, hip hop, cartoon theme songs. And these great bands who have played Riverwurst benefit shows- Cobra, Holy Mary Motor Club, Milwaukee Talkies, Master Zaster Blaster, Uncle Larry, The Paragraphs, Unjum belly dancers, Members of the Yellow Press, Sycamore Smith, Juiceboxxx, and Jail.
MoviesWally Wurst in "Enter the Sound of Slapping Sausage" warning: this film is rated XXX.
TelevisionSanford and Son, Iron Chef, Space Sausage, Lifestyles of the Beligerent Sausages, The Muppet Show, Great Sausages I have Known
BooksRIVERWURST , 1-6
HeroesThe fine artists who have contributed to RIVERWURST
Groups: The Underground Zine Networkriverwest pinball rockersIndie Comicsunderground comicsAlternative ComicsMilwaukee's Starving ArtistsFlaming Carrot ComicsUnderground Starving Artists

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     Wally's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Riverwest, Milwaukee
Body type:3' 4" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Riverwurst Mascot

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About me:
Yo yo yo It's me the cigar chomping sassage mouthed mascot of Milwaukee's wildest comic anthology RIVERWURST! RIVERWURST is edited by Coth and Tea Krulos. You can find out more at Tea's Blog, http://www.notesfromthejokeblog.blogspot.com and you can order copies at www.drkrulos.etsy.com Sweet! ****NOTE- Listen girls, I know it says "Swinger" on my profile, and just because you see that sexy picture of me smoking a cigar on MySpace DOES NOT mean I want to "hook up" or want to hear your cheesy pick-up lines I don't care HOW HOT YOU THINK I AM! Try to get to know me via MySpace or use MORE ORIGINAL PICK UP LINES!
Who I'd like to meet:
First and foremost comic artists, comic fans, punk rockers, skunk rockers, bikers, strippers, sideshow freaks, artists, freaks, cartoonists, daredevils, bounty hunters, nerds, jugglers, slam poets, krunk dancers, metal heads, hip hoppers, belly dancers, photographers, cigar rollers, sassage makers, professional drinkers, cat burglars, communists, snake oil salesmen, speluenkers, fan boys, editors, mascots, cartoon characters, Rodney Dangerfield impersonators, goths, the criminally insane, g-string models, feminists, pirates, vikings, ninjas, used car salesmen, militia members, clowns, train hoppers, and all citizens of earth.

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Sugar Tank





Jun 20 2009 5:39 AM

ZOMBIE PUB CRAWL IN RACINE TONIGHT!!

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Donny Danger, Zombie Pope!





May 20 2009 3:25 PM

aye check out some of the carvings:









thought you might dig em. swing by the page and check out the rest, get yourself a custom piece if you want, i"ll rock it out. cheers

donny
Astrid





Feb 9 2009 4:53 AM

Seattle filmmaker Jack Bennett will be showcasing his short film "A Fond Farewell" at the Beloit International Film Festival.
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(See the below poster for showtimes and locations).



We have hundreds of FREE DVDs and CDs to be given away to attendees!





Don't miss out!


Astrid Out
president fluid





Nov 19 2008 4:06 AM

Our last show of the year!
and with our drummer Dave
WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN





Nov 15 2008 3:40 AM







president fluid





Oct 11 2008 1:13 AM

WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN





Jul 9 2008 3:52 AM



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Stayc





Jun 10 2008 4:30 PM

Great story, Tea, I mean, tell Tea its a great story, Wally. I gave it 5 stars..
WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN





Jun 6 2008 2:02 AM


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Stayc





Apr 29 2008 4:33 PM

Hi Wally,
Hope you're keeping it real in Miltown..
Tell Krulos I said WHAT UP! and I hope he is doing well and happy!
president fluid





Dec 6 2007 4:21 AM

Ed P!





Nov 8 2007 5:48 AM

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I'm putting a graphic novel together. It's a work-in-progress but I have a portion of it online. Check it out.


Big Tea Money $$$





Nov 5 2007 5:01 PM

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Mike Brenner





Nov 2 2007 11:44 PM

check out the next show...

president fluid





Oct 7 2007 2:10 AM

Stayc





Aug 24 2007 3:48 PM

Smart alleck comments are not appreciated at this time, Wally. May you be eaten up by a fat lardass and pooped out in a new, more sympathetic form.
an empire for (TJK)





Jul 30 2007 1:48 AM

Wally,
I miss your Sausage-ee goodness.
I love you.
I need a good wiener fix.
president fluid





Jul 11 2007 1:52 AM

Sonni





May 31 2007 11:59 PM


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The Lunacy Machine Author: CRISS KARVER





May 14 2007 1:15 PM



FOR YOU MY FRIEND ... A POEM FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE
HERE IS ...
Shadow Word generated at Pimp-My-Profile.com
I called in sick to work today;
Sometimes that’s not so bad.
My head is stuffy;
My body’s achy;
My hands and legs are kinda shaky.
My eyes are weary and sort of blurry.
My sinuses, too, have started hurting.
My nose is dripping; my stomach bloated.
My cheeks, in fact, are kinda swollen.
With that, I called in sick.

I thought the average flu for sure.
Who wouldn’t with what I’ve got?
But something told me it was more than that
When I turned the TV on.

There were riots in Virginia.
There was looting in New York.
They were declaring martial law in towns I’d never heard before.
They were interviewing doctors who had learned of a disease,
And they mentioned that the plague began in Nashville, Tennessee.

Then they interviewed a patient who was pointing at his eyes. He said,
“There are spiders all around us!
They’ll lay their eggs inside us!
These spiders here are poisonous!”
Then he dropped his hands and died.

---------------------- To Be Continued in my blog
president fluid





May 6 2007 11:55 PM

Big Tea Money $$$





Apr 23 2007 3:02 PM

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The Lunacy Machine Author: CRISS KARVER





Apr 19 2007 1:15 PM

BEST WISHES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE

--And Here Is Your Gift ... A Poem Taken From The Darkest Corner
In The Back Of My Mind.
... The Story of ...

OUIJA

"Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We're asking for the dead to speak,
It's only us . . .my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died."

The oracle moved about the board
A figure-eight reply.
The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the 'Y'.

"Tell us more, tell us more, this spirit sailing free.
Tell us how you died tonight.
Tell us when you died tonight.
Tell us what brings you here tonight.
Keep spelling it for me."

The figure-eight continues and around the board it moves.
It's slowing down, it's slowing down.
"Come spirit, talk to me right now,
Tell us tonight, because we want to know . ."
Then the oracle stopped on the letter 'O'.

"You're coming in so very clear,
Now tell us why you're roaming here, on this dark and stormy night.
Speak to me, speak to me,
Travel through this board to me.
Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb.
Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now."
Then the oracle stopped on the 'U'.

"Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn't making sense.
You spelled out, "YOU" is this what you meant to do?"
Then the oracle stopped on 'YES'.

My hands were sweating. My knees were shaking.
My wife had glanced up, hesitating
While I just sat there concentrating
Recalling what I knew.
This cannot be. This cannot be.
Then the oracle spelled out, 'S-U-E.'

---------------------- To Be Continued in my blog

-Come take a look at my blog for OUIJA and other upcoming stories from: THE LUNACY MACHINE (in bookstores soon)
Or visit me at www.lunacymachine.com
by
CHRIS M. KINNEY
Undercurrents





Apr 12 2007 3:51 PM

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Apr 5 2007 6:28 AM

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