I love Beckaland. It's like Disney with a vodka twist!
I'm the Colgate Terrorist! Fear my toothpaste of DOOM! Pfft!
I've always wondered how many cops it took to change a tire...
Hello Ladies. You have a nice day! *wink*
I feel dirty...
FUCK THE SHOE! RUN!
L.A. names streets after trees because they cut all the real ones down.
It's like icy rain -- sleet!
Think he has sunflower bread?
Oh my cock...oh my cock!
Welcome to Eye Candyland!
I think I just got eye-raped...
Since when do refs work out? I miss the gut! Where is my gut?
Lower them on three. 1-2-3! OW! Shit shit! It's stuck!
I'm a guacshark!
What the --! That is disgusting!
You ate my whipped penis! I loathe you!
I'm so divorcing Josh and marrying a Marine for this commissary. I don't really love you, I'm just here for the groceries.
Are you her sponsor? What?! Hell no!
Dude, security my butt. My ID was backwards and upside down!
Moo! Mother-F'er! Moo!
He was staring at your butt something fierce. Kinda like *strains face* that!
farley, farley, farley, HEFFER!
but I don't want to go back to the graveyard?!
you're not still wearing the wedding dress are you? no...yes!
you so have some freak in you
balloons in the dark! ooo!
GI Joe action set! Nerdy Joe not included.
these pants are so tight i feel like i am having sex...with myself
doesn't the fact that it's universal make it international?
why no...communism is just a red herring
no, i do not have a middle name but I am very sure my mother would not have given me the name "idiot," "shit for brains," or "jackass..."
my lil baby's all grown up and doing people!
Wine? Porthos, we're in the middle of a chase! You're right...something red...
This sash was given to me by the Queen of America!
ooh! a lively tune, i'm inspired to dance!
it's super mikey!
magnanimous! bang! bang! bang!
i heart me some man lines...
yes, I'd like to order an M&M pizza...wait, what is an M&M pizza?!
my dog is easy...it's really quite tragic...
be the floor! be the floor! forget about being the floor, i am the floor!
You got alcohol in my EYE! Ow! It stings!
OMG! They're on the roof!
Fat kid likes his sugar...
ooooh Becka!
And god said, where the hell is tim? and there the hell was tim...
Selson! *glug glug*
we're going bandicoot huntin'!
here fishy, fishy, fishy...
MINE! mine! MINE!
Ah, he appears to be preaching to the gathering of forest animals...
Yes, and next time, might want to do something about those fishnets...
housekeeping!... SHIT!
but how are you going to fit in that bed? wait...oh i get it!
butt, butt, butt -- gabby's got a big ol' butt.
you know geoff did some chick in that seat right?
he touched me funny man!
yep, that's a harp....and that's a dress. ROBE!
are you crazy? you can't do that in here! this is a Mercedes!
cuz mikey p. is my pimp!
it's like you're running, and running...and SMACK...you hit a tree.
just cuz it ain't natural...
a classy manwhore, who knew?
so what do you have that's chocolate? anything that's brown...that's chocolate.
you should hire me for my accent. that's a real winner. sure customer service is key, but customer service with a southern accent is irresistable!
cheese, baby. cheese
gimme some o' dat! unh!
we're going to die! Think positive! We're going to die ... quickly!
Well this is tied for the scariest day of my life. With what?! Every other freaking day of my life!
your camp name is "yummy" now...that or "yanni"
two words...pelvic thrust
i want your butt...can i smack it?
THENTHORED!
rwanda! rwanda! rwanda! syria! syria! syria!... don't make us throw coffee beans at you...
dead monkey? is it a flying monkey?!
yay for rubber chickens
my train of thought derailed.. whoops.
I swear on his pelvic bone!
uh, we can't sing right now cuz our throats are all...taco bell-y
oh her? she likes shiny things...
because you suck...that's why.
MORE COWBELL!
THPARKLE!!!
suki suki!
BG&Lo do vegas. Dun dun dun!
