thomas bistritz
thomas bistritz
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26 years old
NEW YORK, New York
United States



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1920's, acting, aesthetics, amsterdam, antiques, art, artists, authors, bars, beauty, bedrooms, berlin, bitches, black and white photos, blow jobs, books, booze, breakfast, burlesque, campy cult classics, champagne, chinese opera, cigarettes, clubs, columnists, comfort food, confidence, conspiracy theories, conversation, costumes, couture, creativity, cuddling, culture, dance, dancing, decadence, dinner, dj's, drag queens, drama, dressing up, drinking, drugs, eccentricity, equality, ethnic cuisine, experimentation, extravagance, fabulousness, fashion, flamboyance, flappers, flea markets, free will, friends, fucking, fun, garlic, geishas, gender illusion, glam, gossip, greasy chinese food, guys, haikus, hairstyles, hats, hedonism, high heels, history, hugs, humor, ideas, intelligence, jazz, journals, kissing, laughing, left wing politics, life, liquor, literature, living, local celebrities, makeup, manhattan, martinis, maturity, men, minstrelsy, moon river, morocco, movies, music, musical theatre, new york city, news, nightlife, old hollywood glamour, parties, people watching, performance art, philosophy, photography, piano bars, plays, playwrights, poetry, pop culture, porn, psychology, quotes, raspberries, sarcasm, scarves, sex, shopping, showers, sleeping, smiles, smoking, sociology, southern cooking, street food, studio 54, sunsets, sushi, tap dance, tchotchkes, tea, television, the academy awards, the media, the underground, theatre, thinking, thrift stores, travel, unpretentious food, urban life, wit, writing
Musicshowtunes, electrorock, disco punk, indie, new wave, house, brit pop, jazz, standards, motown, classic disco, madonna, janis joplin, queen, pet shop boys, digitalism, nina simone, ella fitzgerald, billie holiday, eva cassidy, fleetwood mac, simon and garfunkel, the beatles, diana ross, counting crows, u2, anything eclectic, deep husky bluesy women singers
Movies..
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angels in america, all that jazz, mrs. parker and the vicious circle, bullets over broadway, breakfast at tiffany's, mame, singin' in the rain, newsies, torch song trilogy, hedwig and the angry inch, paris is burning, annie hall, what's up doc?, far from heaven, tommy, clue, almost famous, the graduate, the miracle worker, whatever happened to baby jane?, waiting for guffman, the goonies, a league of their own, notes on a scandal, the hours, beaches, the rose, thelma and louise, gangs of new york, boogie nights, misery, mommie dearest, requiem for a dream, a christmas story, dogville, documentaries, classics, silent films, anything on tcm
Television..
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the riches, damages, eli stone, ugly betty, desperate housewives, sex and the city, absolutely fabulous, the golden girls, carol burnett show, will and grace, family guy, weeds, the comeback, the view, reality tv, anything on the national geographic channel
Books..don't piss
horton hears a who! - dr. seuss, the great gatsby - f. scott fitzgerald, catcher in the rye - j.d. salinger, less than zero - bret easton ellis, respect for acting - uta hagen, the sun also rises - ernest hemmingway, disco bloodbath - james st. james, alice in wonderland - lewis carroll, the awakening - kate chopin, slaughterhouse five - kurt vonnegut, six degrees of separation - john guare, skipping towards gomorrah - dan savage, how the other half lives - jacob riis, anything by dorothy parker
Heroes
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not heroes, but influences and inspiration: anita berber, the beales, bea arthur, bebe neuwirth, bette davis, bob fosse, carol burnett, charlie chaplin, divine, eartha kitt, eddie izzard, edith head, edward gorey, freddie mercury, glenn close, gloria swanson, greta garbo, groucho marx, joan rivers, judy garland, katharine hepburn, klaus nomi, liza minnelli, leigh bowery, louise brooks, lucille ball, madeline kahn, mae west, marcel marceau, marlene dietrich, oscar wilde, patricia field, pola negri, quentin crisp, rosalind russell, tallulah bankhead, william haines -- few amongst hundreds.. oh, and peter pan!
Groups: UCF Theatre FolkbedroomVESAGO> CYBER FETISH EVENT<iPLAYElectrocoreN.Y. AFTER HOURSFatty Inc.Phi Gamma Delta

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     thomas bistritz's Details
Status:Swinger
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:st. petersburg, fl
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Education:College graduate
Occupation:character actor, writer, performer extraordinaire

   thomas bistritz's Schools
University Of Central Florida
Orlando,Florida
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre
Clubs: Alpha Psi Omega
Greek:   Phi Gamma Delta

2001 to 2004
St. Petersburg High School
St. Petersburg,Florida
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: IB; Thespians; SGA
 

1997 to 2001

   thomas bistritz's Networking
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stage and film.. headshot and resume upon request
Television - Talent - Host
one (wo)man show starring the incomparable DEMANDA DAHLING, available for performances, parties and other glitterati extravaganzas



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tanya

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Jul 14 2009 8:13 PM


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Twinkle

TWINKLE MONTGOMERY



Mar 20 2009 5:33 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY, SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND!! XOXOXO
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  Vanity Society



Dec 31 2008 9:44 PM

Happy New Year!
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Dec 25 2008 6:25 AM




Owen Tate & Celso Wish You Happy Holidays



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Dec 20 2008 3:18 PM

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METROBEARS NYC

METROBEARS NYC



Dec 17 2008 12:35 AM

HO HO HO COME JOIN THE METROBEARS FOR SANTA BEAR NIGHT December 19th 8pm till midnight. So come ..he halls with the NY METROBEARS AT THE DUGOUT,Let's make it a merry ol time. Enter with wearing any holiday gear and get in for a discounted rate.



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METROBEARS NYC

METROBEARS NYC



Oct 30 2008 1:50 AM

Come join the METROBEARS for HALLOWEENIGHT at the DUGOUT October 31st 8pm till 1am




Come for all the spooks and chills of holloween and spend it with your fellow bears,cubs,chasers,chubs,friends.
Best Costume Contest,Live DJ,Drink specials,Holloween Raffel.
Members in costumes get in free!!
Non-members in costume $3
DUGOUT
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Oct 23 2008 5:01 PM

Thanks soo much for the birthday wish...cheers!
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Celso R Scoz



Oct 16 2008 6:40 PM

























UCF Conservatory Theatre

UCF Conservatory Theatre



Oct 14 2008 9:06 PM




UCF Conservatory Theatre Presents
WEST SIDE STORY
October 23-26, 30-November 2

Based loosely on Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, this timeless classic grapples with the street gang rivalry between the Jets and the Sharks. The stunning music by Leonard Bernstein is as unforgettable as the two young lovers, Tony and Maria, who embody the heart of this American tragedy.
Please visit Our Website or call the box office at 407.823.1500 for tickets or more information.
METROBEARS NYC

METROBEARS NYC



Oct 8 2008 3:25 AM

Come join the METROBEARS for HALLOWEENIGHT at the DUGOUT October 31st 8pm till 1am
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ed flow

ed flow



Oct 7 2008 5:05 PM

Hi! Hope all is good with you.
Have a new track up on the profile called "My song".
Pass by have a listen and let me know your thoughts! :)
Peace, flow ;)
!CELSO!...one...and ONLY D.L.B.!!!!!!!!

Celso R Scoz



Sep 27 2008 7:42 PM

CELSO will be joining the "Family" tonight! hosting along side KITTY LITTER, JOSEH ISREAL, CAZWELL and SO MUCH MORE! see you there bitches!

Open Wide and Say CELSO! at the Door *before* 12!...





UCF Conservatory Theatre

UCF Conservatory Theatre



Sep 23 2008 12:37 PM

Jake's Women
UCF Conservatory Theatre starts its season this Thursday with Jake's Women by Neil Simon.

Directed by Earl Weaver

Neil Simon, America's premier comic playwright, tells the story of Jake, a novelist who is more successful with fiction than with real life. Facing a crisis in his marriage, he daydreams about the women in his past and present, controlling their actions, their words and even their clothes. Each of the women offers advice, comfort, and frustration which is alternately funny and moving. Ultimately Jake must decide if he will continue to live in the past or if he is ready to deal with reality.

For more info or to purchase tickets, please call our box office at 407 823 1500
www. theatre. ucf. edu
Jenna NOT Jameson

Jenna NOT Jameson



Sep 23 2008 6:41 AM

Hey sexy...how are things in NYC? We are just trying to deal with Ike madness down here...Just saying hey!
<3 Jenna
Counting Squares

Counting Squares



Sep 19 2008 2:52 AM

WOYZE​CK: In this new and gripping adaptation, we will take a poignant look at the effects of wartime on young men. After seeing war and bloodshed, Franz Woyzeck returns home to his lover and child. Unable to reintegrate into society, perform sexually, or relate to those around, he is thrust into a world of confusion and chaos.
Show runs TUESDAYS & WEDNESDAYS @7pm from September 23-October 29
Tickets available at www. smarttix. com (direct link: http://www. smarttix. com/show. aspx?showCode=WOY)
SEE YOU THERE!!!!!
UCF Conservatory Theatre

UCF Conservatory Theatre



Sep 17 2008 5:26 PM

UCF Conservatory Theatre thanks you for your support!
Be sure to check out our myspace for information about all the shows coming up this season at UCF.



D.STAR

D. STar



Sep 8 2008 5:12 AM

HEY THOMAS ....JUST BREEZING THRU TO SHOW YOU SOME LOVE. HOW IS EVERYTHING? I HOPE ALL IS WELL
KEEP IN TOUCH. MWAHHHH

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!CELSO!...one...and ONLY D.L.B.!!!!!!!!

Celso R Scoz



Sep 3 2008 3:03 AM











Hope to see you at my birthday! Im performing my new single!

!CELSO!...one...and ONLY D.L.B.!!!!!!!!

Celso R Scoz



Aug 19 2008 5:25 AM




Come out and have fun with me!!!!

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Aug 7 2008 6:03 PM


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Twinkle

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Jul 30 2008 5:33 PM

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Alicia

Alicia



Jul 28 2008 1:17 PM

Hey Thomas! Nice to be in touch after these many, MANY years. How's your summer going?
Congratulations on your book!
Twinkle

TWINKLE MONTGOMERY



Jul 24 2008 8:51 PM

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