About me:
So some kids wanna be firemen or cops when there kids. I wanted to be a pornstar, but then god threw me a curveball and made me short, fat, ugly and have a small penis. And they wonder why I dont believe in him. fucker.
why me? because im mother fuckin finger lickin good thats why
ROCK THE FUCK ON!!!
Who I'd like to meet: Gwen + Haley = buckets of sperm! 6/11/09
SAT Test Scores of certain music fans. No Surprise rap is on generally on the bottom.
The Bible's blind. The Torah's deaf. The Qu'ran is mute.
If you burned them all together youd get close to the truth
let's just say i don't love it...actually i don't even like it very much. its just very different. you know how i hate people...hehe...and there is NOBODY like my jaybird there! miss you sooooooooo much buddy. hope you and the little lady are doing well.
Hey! I miss you. I was thinking about you today. btw your Palin and Biden comment is terrible...I will be kicking your ass for that when I get home....do you forget your vist to St. Joes? haha Love ya! Me