Kristen Kozelenko

www.myspace.com/rkstein_kokozelen

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  • Kristen K

  • 20 / Female
  • Lunchbox, Virginia, US
  • Last Login: Private

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Interests

  • General

    ..
    All that is grand::


    -The element of surprise.
    -The darkest shade of night just before dawn approaches.
    -Irony
    -All day slumber.
    -Robots
    -The unusual. Like organisms with two heads.
    -Intellectual humor.
    -Opinions.
    -"The Red Balloon" (1958 french film without dialog just music and the movie itself)
    -ZER0 7- Spinning Dub
    -Gory Horror Movies
    -Richmond
    -Laughing
    -Text Messages
    -Music
    -Independent/Short films
    -Thunderstorms
    -Culture
    -Contradictions
    -Chocolate
    -Learning
    - Humor
    -My camera
    -Computers
    -Reptiles and Rodents ..




    ..
  • Music

    Everything. I would make a list of bands and artists that I like however, I have ADD and without my Adderall, well that is just too much of a task. ....
  • Movies

    I'm a gore whore, I love gory horror movies. Independent films are also a favorite genre of mine. I like directors like Kubrick, Rob Zombie, Lynch, Guillermo Del Toro, Tarantino and...well I'm a movie whore. Comedies, Action, name it and I can appreciate it. ....
  • Television

    Comedy Central, Logo,Bravo, TLC, Discovery, CNN, MSNBC, Colbert.....
  • Books


    -Steven Mitchell: Tao te Ching

    -Responsive Assessment

    -Jenna Jameson: How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale

    -Cultural literacy

    -The Mind

    -Aldous Huxley: Brave New World

    -Kurt Vonnegut: Cats Cradle

    -Traci Lords: Underneath it all

    -Andy Rooney: Common Non-sense

    And more...
  • Heroes

    Jake for saying this: "Every time I see your picture I think of you in a tree with the Keeblers making cookies bringing peace, happiness and good will to all mankind."

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Youngstown NY - Hamilton Canada (Pick One)
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Athletic
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Fine Dining Server

Blurbs

About me:


..
..A day without sunshine is like.... night...


My name is Kristen. I am studying to be a cosmetologist at the Legends Institute. I'm assertive, smart, social, eclectic, resilient, and spontaneous. I really enjoy wine, food, friends, and movies. I have a sarcastic sense of humor. Subsequently, I tell some jokes that sound funnier in my own head and thats always fine because at least I get a laugh. I have a rat and her name is Lila. I make the most out of what comes my way. I've been through many walks of life yet I am only human and I learn something new every day. If you're feeling social, hit me up...


..Youniverse Personality TestYouniverse Personality Test

Who I'd like to meet:

Stephen Colbert, Obama, Ghandi, Warhol, Mike Rowe, Freud, Jenna Jameson and Kathy Griffin. Also, George W. Bush Jr. I can relate to him in the sense that I too like to sometimes test boundaries and see how badly I can fuck things up. If you find this Mr. Bush IM me @ KristenNKoz.

Comments

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  • May 30 2009 5:41 AM

    hey beautiful monkey.
  • May 30 2009 1:24 AM

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  • May 26 2009 3:47 AM

    I am. Thank you.
  • May 26 2009 12:58 AM

    we should chill sometime :)
  • May 22 2009 6:13 PM

    havent heard a word out of you in a while! miss your face! hows things going for ya??
  • May 13 2009 2:11 AM

    so happy for you, congrats on the job & new place
  • May 5 2009 8:38 AM

    You had a birthday? I did not know :(
    I still love you though!


  • Apr 28 2009 5:10 AM

    I love you too:)
  • Michael Online Now!

    Apr 25 2009 9:36 PM

    Happy B-Day! Sorry I didn't use one of those HUGE over done "Happy Birthday" Pictures, lol, figured I'd leave that open for others.
    =P
  • Apr 24 2009 8:03 PM

    double <3's
  • sarah!holy dread.™ Online Now!

    Apr 22 2009 9:37 PM

    exactlllyyy
  • sarah!holy dread.™ Online Now!

    Apr 22 2009 9:30 PM

    Blehhhh
    you get fucked and ditched and abuseddd then we'll talk ;D
    hahaha.

    it aint fun.

    and sometimes its good to cry.

    its natures way of saying
    this sucks, but youll be okay.


    <3
  • sarah!holy dread.™ Online Now!

    Apr 22 2009 8:04 PM

    niggaaaa


    when we gonna chiillll
  • Apr 22 2009 5:54 PM

    lmao ummmm wow I'm a ok like OJ
  • Apr 21 2009 11:09 PM

    P.S.

    Kick ass song.
  • Apr 21 2009 11:09 PM

    I love you.

    a lot.


    get over here this weekend.


    Or now.



    either way.


    I love you.
  • Apr 21 2009 4:48 AM

    whats up miss ? :)
  • Apr 21 2009 2:59 AM

    i wanna smooch your butt
  • Apr 7 2009 4:50 PM

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  • Apr 6 2009 8:15 AM

    i miss my little scarf girl, i know your growing up but you will always be my little scarf gurl
    p.
    s hows school going?
    love
    Eileen
  • Mar 28 2009 3:31 PM

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  • Mar 23 2009 3:40 PM

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  • Mar 20 2009 6:43 PM

    loves the kid sistah
  • sarah!holy dread.™ Online Now!

    Mar 20 2009 12:29 AM

    blehhhh
  • sarah!holy dread.™ Online Now!

    Mar 19 2009 10:34 PM

    You busy tomorrow night?