Kristen Kozelenko

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  • Kristen K

  • 20 / Female
  • Lunchbox, Virginia, US

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Interests

  • General

    ..
    All that is grand::


    -The element of surprise.
    -The darkest shade of night just before dawn approaches.
    -Irony
    -All day slumber.
    -Robots
    -The unusual. Like organisms with two heads.
    -Intellectual humor.
    -Opinions.
    -"The Red Balloon" (1958 french film without dialog just music and the movie itself)
    -ZER0 7- Spinning Dub
    -Gory Horror Movies
    -Richmond
    -Laughing
    -Text Messages
    -Music
    -Independent/Short films
    -Thunderstorms
    -Culture
    -Contradictions
    -Chocolate
    -Learning
    - Humor
    -My camera
    -Computers
    -Reptiles and Rodents ..




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  • Music

    Everything. I would make a list of bands and artists that I like however, I have ADD and without my Adderall, well that is just too much of a task. ....
  • Movies

    I'm a gore whore, I love gory horror movies. Independent films are also a favorite genre of mine. I like directors like Kubrick, Rob Zombie, Lynch, Guillermo Del Toro, Tarantino and...well I'm a movie whore. Comedies, Action, name it and I can appreciate it. ....
  • Television

    Comedy Central, Logo,Bravo, TLC, Discovery, CNN, MSNBC, Colbert.....
  • Books


    -Steven Mitchell: Tao te Ching

    -Responsive Assessment

    -Jenna Jameson: How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale

    -Cultural literacy

    -The Mind

    -Aldous Huxley: Brave New World

    -Kurt Vonnegut: Cats Cradle

    -Traci Lords: Underneath it all

    -Andy Rooney: Common Non-sense

    And more...
  • Heroes

    Jake for saying this: "Every time I see your picture I think of you in a tree with the Keeblers making cookies bringing peace, happiness and good will to all mankind."

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Youngstown NY - Hamilton Canada (Pick One)
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Athletic
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Fine Dining Server

Blurbs

About me:


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..Govern the people with fear and you will govern them with weakness.


My name is Kristen. I am studying to be a cosmetologist at the Legends Institute. I'm assertive, smart, social, eclectic, resilient, and spontaneous. I really enjoy wine, food, friends, and movies. I have a sarcastic sense of humor. Subsequently, I tell some jokes that sound funnier in my own head and thats always fine because at least I get a laugh. I have a rat and her name is Lila. I make the most out of what comes my way. I've been through many walks of life yet I am only human and I learn something new every day. If you're feeling social, hit me up...


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Who I'd like to meet:

Stephen Colbert, Obama, Ghandi, Warhol, Mike Rowe, Freud, Jenna Jameson and Kathy Griffin. Also, George W. Bush Jr. I can relate to him in the sense that I too like to sometimes test boundaries and see how badly I can fuck things up. If you find this Mr. Bush IM me @ KristenNKoz.

Comments

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  • Nov 7 2009 3:36 PM

    thanks for all the comments ... i miss u too. my mom said u moved to michigan? i think thats where she said lol
  • Oct 26 2009 2:20 PM

    hey stranger how r u  im back in town for alil while  and was thinkn maybe we can catch up       miss ya and hope everthing is well lol   say hello to ur mom lol ttyl
  • Oct 26 2009 12:43 AM

    i LOVE you ! when's our phone date? Lol
  • Oct 17 2009 12:32 AM

    Yea man, ive never even MET you wtf kinda bullshit is that xD
  • Oct 17 2009 12:22 AM

    WTF?!?!??!



    -DIES-
  • Oct 17 2009 12:19 AM

    o hai :D
    thank you for the lovely comments, miss.


    why you been a stranger, eh?
  • Sep 15 2009 9:56 PM

    Come over Saturday Im having a party
  • Jul 26 2009 9:02 PM

    you'llll always be a parrrrrrrrrrrrt of meeeeeee...
  • Jul 24 2009 2:38 AM

    Kristen, come over to myspace and Twitter my Yahoo, till i Google on Your  Face book .....:|
  • Jul 17 2009 9:37 PM

    Boo !  
  • May 30 2009 5:41 AM

    hey beautiful monkey.
  • May 30 2009 1:24 AM

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  • Deon Dark Online Now!

    May 26 2009 3:47 AM

    I am. Thank you.
  • May 26 2009 12:58 AM

    we should chill sometime :)
  • May 22 2009 6:13 PM

    havent heard a word out of you in a while! miss your face! hows things going for ya??
  • May 13 2009 2:11 AM

    so happy for you, congrats on the job & new place
  • May 5 2009 8:38 AM

    You had a birthday? I did not know :(
    I still love you though!


  • Apr 28 2009 5:10 AM

    I love you too:)
  • Apr 25 2009 9:36 PM

    Happy B-Day! Sorry I didn't use one of those HUGE over done "Happy Birthday" Pictures, lol, figured I'd leave that open for others.
    =P
  • Apr 24 2009 8:03 PM

    double <3's
  • Apr 22 2009 9:37 PM

    exactlllyyy
  • Apr 22 2009 9:30 PM

    Blehhhh
    you get fucked and ditched and abuseddd then we'll talk ;D
    hahaha.

    it aint fun.

    and sometimes its good to cry.

    its natures way of saying
    this sucks, but youll be okay.


    <3
  • Apr 22 2009 8:04 PM

    niggaaaa


    when we gonna chiillll
  • Apr 22 2009 5:54 PM

    lmao ummmm wow I'm a ok like OJ
  • Apr 21 2009 11:09 PM

    P.S.

    Kick ass song.