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You've probably seen me on the telly, upholding the Travelocity Guarantee. If so, I'd like you to know that the camera adds ten pounds.
General:
Cucumber sandwiches, reading blogs (check out The Window Seat, a smashing one for travel), trying not to dent my hat when I go through the security X-ray machine, the SkyMall catalogue, giving the fellows at Immigration and Customs a tickle, beard conditioners, crumpets, Photoshopping my passport picture so I look just a smidge taller.
Music:
"The Gnome" by Pink Floyd; those chaps on American Idol; the sound of the captain turning off the fasten seatbelt sign (it's music to my ears!)
Books:
On the Road; Around the World in 80 Days; The Complete Idiot's Guide to British Royalty; the atlas.
Heroes:
Magellan; Neil Armstrong; Jacques Cousteau; Anyone who can claim a bushier beard than me (bring it on, Santa!).
Movies:
Easy Rider; Endless Summer; Road Trip; The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (oh, you know you loved it, too); A Gnome Named Gnorm; Roaming Romeo.
Television:
Dora the Explorer; The Amazing Race; Lost. And I'm rather besotted with "What Not To Wear" (as long as they don't decide that red pointy hats are passé, of course).
Education:
Cambridge (Topiary Arts major)
Occupation:
Citizen of the World
Orientation:
No Answer
Hometown:
Durham, North Carolina
Body Type:
Athletic
Here for:
Dating/Serious Relationships/Friends/Networking
Oprah
Harry Potter
KT Tunstall
You! Got any room in your suitcase?
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Sprinter™


Jul 5 2008 10:31 PM

Gnome,

I know you're there, you've written to me before. I just want to vent to you, I mean, you have it made. Roaming everywhere. But me, I'm stuck here all alone making my cat MYSPACE! :(

Please, write to me...
I love you!
JackDaKat


Jul 4 2008 2:13 PM

Happy Independence Day!!!
Robitussin


Jul 4 2008 10:00 AM

ha
Yukon Cornealius


Jul 4 2008 4:00 AM

Howdy Cuz, hope you keep all your diget's lighting the fire works this year.. I'm down to 4 on each hand myself... O' and should you loose any don't put them in a glass of milk. Apparently that's just good for teeth. Have a Happy and tootaloo 4 nah!
PattyTheGoodFRIEND


Jul 4 2008 12:45 AM

Happy 4th to you, world traveler:)
Patricia


Jul 3 2008 8:40 PM

Wishing you a wonderful holiday.
MetalgoddessAMB


Jul 3 2008 6:11 PM

Hope you have a great independance day weekend my leetle friend!
ღC@re Be@rღ


Jul 1 2008 3:09 PM

HAVE A GREAT WEEK MY FRIEND...
Sam and Max


Jun 29 2008 11:32 PM

Thank you for the add, we certainly do appreciate it!
Kathy


Jun 28 2008 9:33 PM

Kisses from the Heart to the Heart!Smiles to you my friendly Gnome!
J dogg


Jun 27 2008 10:32 PM

I love you Gnome! Your so awesome!!!
Miss Chile


Jun 27 2008 11:22 AM

Thanks for the add... and the travel tips, although I usually don't go anywhere. Mommy and Daddy do, so they will use the tips more!
Murph


Jun 27 2008 11:10 AM

And the antelope says "Home, Home on the Range! where the deer and the antelope play!!""
Tha Paper Boiz


Jun 25 2008 2:55 PM

NEW TRACK RELEASED!!! Check out our page and music and give us feedback to let us know what yah think!!! If yah like our music DEMAND US IN YOUR CITY and SIGN OUR GUESTBOOK!!

WE APPRECIATE IT!!!

-Tha Paper Boiz
alex


Jun 25 2008 1:08 PM

dude, roaming gnome, u r the freakin coolest!
RoCk N mAD™


Jun 24 2008 10:13 PM

Thanks for the Add Gnome...Where to next?
AndrewGlenn Loves CourtneyNicole


Jun 24 2008 10:20 AM

Your The Best Gnome Ever!
Can Hang Out With all Your Gnomies.
freedom rise


Jun 24 2008 12:12 AM

THANKS FOR BEING A FRIEND GNOME!
Dylan


Jun 23 2008 3:49 PM

you are the only one i know whos cool enough to roast marshmallows on a volcano! you rule, dude!
bridgette


Jun 22 2008 9:13 AM

home home on the range!!! i love you, gnome!!!!!!
Truculent Troll


Jun 21 2008 7:36 AM

Hei fra et fjell troll!
#36. Clear!


Jun 19 2008 5:40 PM

hey ol chap! where are you off to next? anywhere warm? I have a couple of hotties and a nice she-gnome for you.
Penguin


Jun 18 2008 8:15 PM

why hello my good sir, if your ever visiting up north, please do drop in. Its very lonely sometimes...
Yukon Cornealius


Jun 18 2008 4:31 PM

Hey cousin, Just got back from another adventure. This time the beach.. Have a ton of pic's ..... Passed through your great state on the way...I stopped bye but they said you were gone.. Well hope to see you at the family reunion .... Talk to ya soon! Always...Yukon
$$$YUNG G$$$


Jun 17 2008 5:19 PM

gnomes r cool!!!
Colin Smith


Jun 16 2008 11:46 AM

You silly gnome you.
ethan


Jun 15 2008 8:39 PM

you.
are.
my.
hero.
Andrew!


Jun 15 2008 12:58 PM

gnomes kick ass
Katie


Jun 14 2008 11:21 PM

Your my best friend you know.
►Jake


Jun 13 2008 7:21 AM

tally ho 'ol chap.
Sarah


Jun 12 2008 12:24 PM

I'm sending a gnome friend of yours to Chicago! I hope their gnome friendly out there!
Mike


Jun 11 2008 8:28 PM

Thank you for all your amazing rates on travelocity. I travel a lot, cause I'm a pro wakeboarder, and when I have to pay, I know where to get my ticket! From my man...the ROAMING GNOME! : ]
megan


Jun 9 2008 10:29 PM

i love u will you marry me please
Count Errie Von


Jun 9 2008 7:40 PM

Where are you now?
TiAnNa♥


Jun 9 2008 6:18 PM

Hey, want to hop into my SuitCase?..
i have room..lol
Seth


Jun 9 2008 8:43 AM

hey Mr.Gnome i have a question... are you scotish or british?
Bat


Jun 8 2008 2:25 PM

Add me.


Oh and hey nome i saw you hanging out with sas wtf? why didnt you come to the cage and get me and george, owl was over with us, and yet youd rather be with sassy?

Proubly talking smack if i didnt know any better...
Shannon


Jun 7 2008 6:06 AM

Mr. Gnome...you so hooked me up with my vagas vacation....you rock!!!!!
Gmäc


Jun 6 2008 9:40 PM

I Love u
ღ†~Añgë£~†ღ


Jun 6 2008 7:40 AM

COURT ORDER!!! You are accused of.... crawling into my HEART... And hijackin my SMILES... With your CUTENESS... HOW DO YOU PLEAD..... GUILTY?!?! YOU are sentenced... TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!! NO BAIL...... ;o) Send this to all your friend's... Including ME!!! IF YOU GET 10 BACK......!!!!!!!! YOUR FRENDSHIP IS WORTH KEEPING
Himself


Jun 6 2008 5:00 AM

Thanks for the add...Im on MY WAY!
StayWay en Barranquilla el 12 de Julio


Jun 5 2008 2:13 PM

Hoooola!! ¿Como van las cosas?

Mañana Viernes estaremos en el tradicional "septimazo", esto sera en la bella ciudad de bogota en Plena Plazoleta del Rosario (un poco mas arribita dell edificio El Tiempo), .. esperamos la compañia de todos nuestros amigos!

StayWay
PWN Rangers


Jun 4 2008 7:36 PM

Thanks your Gnomeness ya saved me some cash!!!
>> J <<


Jun 4 2008 5:19 AM

Hi Roaming Gnome. Did u ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be.
Chez French Girl


Jun 3 2008 10:54 PM

Love the Gnome...Keep Traveling!
Pretty Brown


Jun 2 2008 1:11 PM

All you need is to take a good LONG nap and you'll be back to your usual happy self!
Ella-Bella.<3


Jun 2 2008 1:06 PM

you.
are.
THE.
best!
:D
~a FATHER`S LOVe~IN~ VER~`DESIDERARE


Jun 2 2008 9:53 AM

thanks for the B-day wish.i am haveing the time of my life and its smashing but the peace of cake i saved for you is still fresh.well till next time my wee littel friend,GOD Bless.ttyl
Jamison


Jun 1 2008 8:10 PM

Hey Gnome, comment me on where you've been recently. thanks

-Jamie
amanda.ninja♥.


Jun 1 2008 5:37 PM

you're awesome dude!!!! i wish i could travel like you do. i think it would be a blast
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