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73 years old
Chicago, Illinois
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GeneralLong, candle-lit walks on the beach OF A POND; small, purple teddy bears BY PONDS; international gold markets THAT SELL PONDS; Hershey's Kisses BY A POND; cheese blintzes IN PONDS; fresh pastry MADE WITH POND WEEDS; Erkle SWIMMING IN A POND; the element titanium AS DETECTED IN PONDS; bi- (not UNI-) cycling PERFORMED ON A PONTOON CONTRAPTION IN A POND; vanquishing enemies IN POND WARS; nursing grudges AGAINST PONDS; petting kittens and oysters THAT LIVE IN PONDS; smelling smelling salts YOU GET FROM POND SALT; getting the vapors NEAR A POND; having attacks of nerves FROM BEING NERVOUS ABOUT A POND; feeling overwhelmed BY A POND; feeling underwhelmed BY NOT BEING NEAR A POND; braising parsnips WITHIN SIGHT OF A POND; wind-surfing IN PONDS; "surfing the internets" FOR POND-RELATED WEB SITES; "doing the EBays" TO BUY A POND; swallowing my elbow FROM EXCITEMENT ABOUT A POND; going underground TO TUNNEL TO A POND; reemerging above ground once I realize they only serve hippie goulash underground BOILED IN PONDWATER; eating raw potatoes and stewed salad NEAR A FIRE BY A POND; dreading the future OF A DESERT POND; regretting the past BECAUSE OF ITS LACK OF PONDS; skipping right over the present AND ITS ABSENCE OF PONDS. Also vintage hats are nice TO PONDER BY A POND.
MusicThe only kind of music I like is when my past-life psychic regresses me to my prior incarnation as a muddy peasant thief in northern Europe in the 13th century and I wander through the countryside, penniless, starving, filthy, friendless, banished from all villages for my habit of stealing eggs out from under hens... and there are these two guys I come across who play--well, the one guy's instrument is that thing where you blow into a blade of grass, only he's DOING it wrong, and the other is just this burlapped genderless being smacking rocks into the parched earth. That's the only music I like. Oh, and Train. Train blows me away. I love their singer's shirts.
MoviesI prefer these new "talkies" everyone watches nowadays. Also anything with Kathi Bates in it.
TelevisionThe channels where I'm on in a commercial. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS SOMETIMES ESPECIALLY IN PENNSYLVANIA WHERE I PLAY A TALKING CIGARETTE IN LIKE 5 ANTI-SMOKING SPOTS.
BooksI prefer books where you DON'T open them to find the center of all the pages have been cut out to form a secret box compartment that your enemy has hidden a deadly scorpion in, so that when you open your new "gift" and begin reading about how, you know, Martha Stewart learned to make sock-monkeys in the big house OR WHATEVER, the scorpion stings you and you are indirectly murdered (but not THAT indirectly, right?). Also I like books about metaphorical quests for cheese that some f***er MOVED for no reason.
HeroesGenerally, people who walk into propellers for dubious reward. Martin Luther King, Bobby Dylan, Frank Zappa, Andy Kaufman. Beck, the Talking Heads, Andre 3000, Larry David, STEVE MARTIN, WOODY ALLEN (back when he was the world's greatest standup comedian), Steven Wright. A lot of contemporary standups as well.
Groups: The Chicago Improv SceneComedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy Fest

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Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Springfield, Ohio
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comedian
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   www.robertbuscemi.com's Schools
Miami University-Oxford
Oxford,Ohio
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Trance-Dancing
Minor: Chasing Hallucinated Butterflies
Clubs: Did some drama. I was a hippy-dippy, liberal-arts Western major.
Greek:   Alpha Tau Omega

1950 to 1991



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About me:
I consider myself a gentleman farmer. The fates wake me each morning by tickling my feet with their extremeties.
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet meat. Once and for all. At a dead sprint. With a healthy, cold "SMACK" and two minor concussions.



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Jul 4 2009 6:44 PM

Thanks for all your support! The show went really well at the Laugh Factory, and the turnout was great!

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Jun 5 2009 8:45 PM

Thought you would enjoy seeing the poster for our event at the Laugh Factory! Hope everything is good! Cheers!


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Dec 26 2008 2:36 AM

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Oct 9 2007 5:08 PM

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Sep 3 2007 5:52 AM

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Aug 1 2007 9:17 PM

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Jun 27 2007 3:47 AM

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Jun 5 2007 2:46 AM

remember when you did that Hypocrites show and we were all insane? we went back to doing that. why don't YOU come see ME this time!? because if no one comes, no one applauds, and if no one applauds, we take hostages. IMAGINARY hostages, but still.
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May 19 2007 10:53 PM

You know, if you can, you should try to make it out to our slop circuit show (5/30/07). I think you would have some great material for this one. See more details at www.recroomers.com and shoot me an email if you're interested. --e.t.
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May 10 2007 6:02 PM

Wanted to let you know about a one man show we have at the Lakeshore Theater this weekend Man 1 Bank 0. A TRUE story. Patrick Combs deposited a junk-mail check for $95,000 as a joke...it cashed! The bank demanded the money back. The rest is history. Its a great story and an interesting and really funny show. Check out more at my profile or site at www.LakeshoreTheater.com. Hope to see you there.
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