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Long, candle-lit walks on the beach OF A POND; small, purple teddy bears BY PONDS; international gold markets THAT SELL PONDS; Hershey's Kisses BY A POND; cheese blintzes IN PONDS; fresh pastry MADE WITH POND WEEDS; Erkle SWIMMING IN A POND; the element titanium AS DETECTED IN PONDS; bi- (not UNI-) cycling PERFORMED ON A PONTOON CONTRAPTION IN A POND; vanquishing enemies IN POND WARS; nursing grudges AGAINST PONDS; petting kittens and oysters THAT LIVE IN PONDS; smelling smelling salts YOU GET FROM POND SALT; getting the vapors NEAR A POND; having attacks of nerves FROM BEING NERVOUS ABOUT A POND; feeling overwhelmed BY A POND; feeling underwhelmed BY NOT BEING NEAR A POND; braising parsnips WITHIN SIGHT OF A POND; wind-surfing IN PONDS; "surfing the internets" FOR POND-RELATED WEB SITES; "doing the EBays" TO BUY A POND; swallowing my elbow FROM EXCITEMENT ABOUT A POND; going underground TO TUNNEL TO A POND; reemerging above ground once I realize they only serve hippie goulash underground BOILED IN PONDWATER; eating raw potatoes and stewed salad NEAR A FIRE BY A POND; dreading the future OF A DESERT POND; regretting the past BECAUSE OF ITS LACK OF PONDS; skipping right over the present AND ITS ABSENCE OF PONDS. Also vintage hats are nice TO PONDER BY A POND.