Muffy
Robert Franson
Robert Franson The best things in life are always dirtier than intended.

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25 years old
Salt Lake City, Utah
United States



Last Login: 11/21/2009
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New York City, Drinking fountains, Chicago, Georgia, Gratuity, Ewan McGregor when nude, Frances Farmer, New car smell, Drag queens, BLT’s, Spanish moss, Seattle, San Francisco, Madonna, Red cream soda in Styrofoam cups, All things British, Elton John, Rufus Wainwright, Alanis Morissette, Kylie Minogue, Wood floors, Stanley Kubrick movies, Feeling like I discovered something, ABBA, Good Blogs, Extravagance, Old houses, Natalie Portman, Dark chocolate, Articulate people, Edward Norton, Fashion week, Nomi Malone, Old Jewish ladies, Frida Kahlo, Artsy war movies, Mary Poppins, Dancers, John Waters’ movies, Moby, Fast food, Gay punk bands, Eclectic tastes in music, Ally Sheedy, Good martinis, Old Sci-Fi movies, All things tacky, Music videos, The Olympics, Kate Winslet, When people say "cheers", The Cosby Show, Gay men who are dirty and unfashionable, Old people, When kids talk to me with their stuffed animals and dolls, Coffee with friends, Jonathan Rhys Meyers' lips, Horrible Christmas music, Vulgarity, Root beer in a cold glass, The Comeback, When I feel smarter than someone else, Shining Time Station, Today's Special, Mister Rogers, Dreamy songs, Vegas showgirls, When my friend Beth speaks in various accents, When my friend Johann has strokes, Dianne Wiest, Swan Brooner, Willy Wonka, Vanilla ice cream with shit on it, Vodka, Disneyland, When people are really passionate about something, Moving down my queue on Netflix, Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, Michelle Pfeiffer as anything, Ron Popeil infomercials, Infomercials in general, Getting the mail, Being all bundled up under covers and having it be cold in my room, The song "This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)" by Natalie Cole, Tori Amos, Bjork, The song "Then Came You" by Dionne Warwick, Cooking shows, Oprah Winfrey and her kingdom, The restrooms in expensive restaurants where there is an employee handing you towels and cigarettes, Plastic surgery, Dolly Parton, When people come out of a movie and you can tell they really loved it, Whenever Maya Angelou is doing anything, Doing things right and correctly, Being successful at something - anything, Interesting conversation filled with laughter, Musicals - stage and screen, Mind of Mencia, Kathy Bates, Holiday specials on TV, IMBD.com, John Leguizamo, Buying a new CD, Good director's audio commentaries on DVD's, Getting a massage, Good strong coffee, Keeping Up Appearances, When people say "country bumpkin", Good buffets, Quarters, 70's gay porn, Mashed potatoes and gravy, Unibrows, Smashing Pumpkins, The White Stripes, Radiohead, Daft Punk, Sigur Ros, Nine Inch Nails, Annie Lennox, Eggs Benedict, Wise older ladies with British accents who do really good things for the world, African children running in slow motion to film scores - usually something by Hans Zimmer, Cook books, Sinead O’Connor, Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson, Black Eyed Peas, Whitney Houston, Spice Girls, David Bowie, Valium, Zanax, Prince, Thompson Twins, Scissor Sisters, Daft Punk, Lost, Family Guy, Autumn, Broadway, Bea Arthur, Thomas Newman scores, Trivial Pursuit, Bloody Mary’s, Good stand up comedy, When my cat lays in the laundry, Six Feet Under, The Simpsons, South Park, Gwen Stefani, Tracey Takes On, Chappelle’s Show, Dawson’s Creek, Conan O' Brien, Absolutely Fabulous, Are You Being Served?, Standing up for myself, Getting into fights with complete strangers, Bitching about Mormons - except Charity, The thought that someone may be reading this list, Big ass trees, Mexican art, Big empty parking lots, Birthday dinners, Androgyny, Coldplay, Pie month at Marie Calendars, Movie theaters, Sleep, Scarlett Johannsen, Extras, The Daily Show, Sex and the City, Mad TV, Nip/Tick, Seinfeld, Project Runway, Strangers With Candy, Scars and bruises on people, Breathing in the cold air when it's freezing outside, Braces and other sorts of mouth hardware, Butt acne, Weird dolls, Marilyn Manson, Celebrity gossip, Most gossip, Good lemonade, That time right before you fall asleep when you feel drowsy and sedate, Fat people that are comfortable in their skin - or rather anyone who is comfortable in their skin - or at least appears to be, When straight guys are cool, The Beatles, Hole, Duran Duran, Fiona Apple, Discussing old children’s TV shows with friends, Bai Ling, People who are knowledgeable about movies - some of them, Getting drunk and listening to really over the top music - example: Journey, Dancing violently and/or dorky, A good vomit, Tammy Faye, Bea Arthur, Joanna Cassidy, Maya Angelou, Faye Dunaway *as* Joan Crawford, CEO Barbie, Paula White, Blanche Deveraux, Martini glasses, Giving and receiving gifts, Getting special treatment on a birthday, Good pizza, Christmas lights, Movie quotes, Discovering new music and feeling like you can listen to it forever, Goldfrapp, AIR, When drunks smash into things, Original Broadway casts, Busy kitchens, Losing weight, People who can make music, Karaoke, Doing something naughty, Kirsten Dunst, Everyday of the week except Saturday, People who have some god damn sense of art and culture - please people, Drinking games with movies, Christiane Amanpour, Batman, Bob Fosse, Tonya Harding, The smell of gasoline, Not working on Sundays - it has nothing to do with religion - I just like it - and Saturdays too - and any day, Australia, Seeing friends in weird places, That my friend has a profile for her cat, Making people laugh unexpectedly, Going grocery shopping in the middle of the night - like 2 or 3 in the morning, All things Costco, The guy at Albertsons with the blue beard, Shot glasses, Roadside diners, Breaking the law and getting away with it, Smooth jazz playing in the background of anywhere, When my friends say funny inappropriate things over dinner, Those crazy Chinese buffets that we have here in America that have all the same things like cheese wontons and crab legs that people go apeshit over, Funny new age-y stuff like scented candles and Enya, Anyone remember the store Glifx? - that was awesome, College students, Swimming pools, Feeling refreshed after sleeping, The Beach Boys song "God Only Knows" - seriously put it as soundtrack in any movie/TV show and it's instantly better, Kevin Smith, St. Patrick’s Day in Savannah, How damn cold it gets at night when you're camping, Going to the bathroom in the woods, The Golden Girls, Rosie O' Donnell, Creepy campgrounds where teenagers are raped and murdered, Letterman jackets, Blowing money with credit cards, Banana cream pie, Remember Incredible Universe? - that store was off the hook, Melissa likes playing Clue at Coco Cafe - that sounds like something I'd like too, Water, Money, Sex, Big ole salads, Salads with bleu cheese and/or walnuts and/or cranberries, Paradise Cafe and Bakery, Ranch dressing, Say what you will - Kindergarten Cop is a fucking awesome movie, Aida, Ambien, Crazy shit on restaurant walls, Jumanji, Andy Samberg, Pre and post crack Whitney - I love them both - especially when she is in the clouds, Casinos, Eyeliner, Blondes, Brandon Routh, Robert Altman movies, Disco, Roulette, Falling asleep in the car ride home coming from camping as a kid, Air conditioning, The desert, Using a good sample in a dance song, Espionage, Long hair on men, Hippies, Ana Gasteyer, Helen Mirren, Queens - mostly of England, Cracker Barrel, Beto’s, Crazy pirates lady, Big envelopes, Demon spawn, Feeling like a better person when I encounter racist cunts, Ben's Cookies, Courtney Love, The lemonade drinks at Starbucks, The green tea drinks at Starbucks, The spiky haired girl that works at Starbucks, Lots of things at Starbucks, That song from Flashdance - it's just too good, The song "My Girl" - I've noticed that whenever that song comes on in a public place everyone starts singing - I was at the grocery store and I walked passed six different people singing along - including me, Cobb salad, Sunny days, Rainy days, Chirping birds signaling the arrival of morning - actually I hate that one, Meryl Steep, Drive-In movie theaters, Eating, Troop Beverly Hills, Thinking about being young and gay and arty in Montreal in the winter and how awesome that would be, Selena drag queens, Gay pride festivals, Gay boys that look like Rivers Quomo and Topher Grace had a baby, Gay gay gay, Butch stuff too, Straight stuff too, The credit "Un Film De Almodovar", Rugby players, Central air, Road movies, The Breakfast Club, Tia Carrere, Jessica Tandy, David LaChapelle, Unicorns, Unico, The name Toby, Tetris, Harold and Maude, AFI lists, Lists of all kinds, Pina Coladas, Deleting things, Lily Tomlin, Superman, The fact that everything is going Pomegranate these days, Filling out those questionnaire things you find in blogs and posts - and then deleting it, Enthusiasm, Candy Darling, When film people say "pre-vis", Molly Ringwald, Another season of Project Runway, Hair salons, Getting my hair did, Mo Collins, Trombones, Garlic bread, Travel, Beauty pageants, Rachel Ray, Tim Gunn, Carol Channing, Miami, Donnie Darko, Richard Kelly - even though he's only made one movie - I will always stick up for him, Hot summer nights, Kelis, When people "set the night on fire", Eating ice cream with friends until I get sick, Hard-core illegal drugs, Sporty-type jock guys who know are intelligent at the same time, That guy I just saw on Jeopardy who was totally hot - not Alex Trebek, Money makin’ playas up in Harlem, Patti LuPone, Rue McClanahan, When people say "in all of Christendom", The idea of a Heathers sequel, Back To The Future, Make-up streaked through tears, Beauty queens, Fashion, Shallowness, The talent competition, Our lord Jesus Christ, Anne Murray, David Sedaris, The Carpenters, Spell check, The Men's fragrance counter at Nordstrom’s, Mayo, Asian Female Kung-Fu movie crime bosses who also might be men, Andy Warhol, The book Running with Scissors, People who read, Costco shopping with Beth, The Safety Dance, Xylophones, Robert Zemeckis movies, Grey Gardens, Vanity Fair magazine, Change, Everything staying the same, The ocean breeze, Cinderella, Nietzsche, Women, Men, Outhouses, Denny’s, Monasteries, Scary ass monks, Charles Busch, The Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Oktoberfest, Ski lifts, Good horror movies, Fleet week in San Francisco, Tom Hanks, Red backgrounds during credit sequences, Nyquil, Nice bus drivers, Uli Herzner, McSteamy, Smoking in the sunlight, Smoking after eating, Smoking while drinking, Susan Tyrell, The Lady Chablis, Insane awesome words for colors - like chartreuse - indigo - vermilion - puce - cerulean etc, Shopping, Being alone, Cranberries, Dior lobster hats, Russian accents, When Sascha eats an entire lemon - skin and all, Everything about Sacha Baron Cohen, The Tai Pan trading store, Insane Christmas decorations, Insane Christmas people, Celebrating Christmas two months early, Homemade salsa, Annette Bening, Emma Thompson, Jill Clayburgh, Naffness, The depression that settles in around Christmas time, A Charlie Brown Christmas and Rudolph - not so much the Grinch, The fact that Jennifer Hudson is getting all the raves for Dreamgirls and Beyonce is getting left in the dust, The new ultimate Superman collectors edition, Apocalypse Now, The tranny that works and the smoke shop by my house, Shot glasses, Snow - sometimes, Jack Spice Park - even though I haven’t met him, Finland, Quiche, Polar bears, Sea World, Black Christmas trees, Shrimp breaded with oregano, Rich people who give their money away, Daniel Craig as James Bond, Kwanzaa, Muriel's Wedding, Jean Paul Gaultier, Alexander McQueen, Viktor and Rolf, John Galliano, Going out to breakfast after work late at night with friends, When Tony gets hit on by drunk gay guys who call him the "poster child of his generation", Z Gallerie, Iceland and the city of Reykjavik, Russia, Kelly Macdonald, Scotland, Bill Nighy, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Barneys, Neimans, Harrods, Bloomies, Nords, Saks, Sometimes I like Mark Wahlberg - especially when he takes time out of his busy pants-dropping schedule to plant a celebrity tree, Window displays, French & Saunders, Bob Ross, Blanche Devereux's bedroom on The Golden Girls - I want that matching wallpaper and bed spread in that same palm frond print, Alexander McQueen's Puma shoe collection, Children Of Men, All Alfonso Cuaron movies, Mexico, Mexican weddings, Zahara Jolie-Pitt - you just know she is going to save mankind, Sushi, Hollywood and Highland, Daffodils, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Wikipedia, Beah Richards, Lisa Gay Hamilton, Kiki & Herb, The World According to Garp, Getting shoes in the mail, Wit with Emma Thompson, Judith Light, The Witches of Eastwick, The trash of Fergie, Jesus Camp, Fat Tyra, Broke poor-ass bitches from Compton, Drunk bowling, Dame Judi Dench, The word "rigmarole", Beyonce's Grammy dove performance a few years ago, Shaved Britney, Sister Wendy, Beverly Leslie, Gia Marie Carangi, Born-again clowns, The word “commode“, I don't really like him - but there is something oddly appealing about Mark Ruffalo, Having Tupperware-like parties but with bondage gadgets, Xerxes from 300, Vera Farmiga, Beth Ditto, Amy Winehouse, Gerard Butler if he is naked and with a beard - not singing, Armless Persian trannies, Dolores Nancy, Lily Tomlin, Skunk smell, The name Roma, Males named Shannon, Rose McGowan and her machine gun leg in Grindhouse, The excitement I get when I think of a Bjork/Timbaland collaboration, Roses, Cheese and crackers, The cross dressing challenge this season on ANTM, Vanity Smurf, David Cronenberg, Sandra Bernhard, Nashville, Mutant children born parthenogenetically and sent to carry out the rage filled murders of their mother, The great Gazoo, I hate her soul but I kind of like Ann Coulter - the same way I like a hang-nail, Jake Ryan, Gloria Steinem, After the sadness that was Top Design - I now love Shear Genius, Mo'nique, Flavor of Love Charm School, Midge Potts, Benadryl, Ryan Gosling and Shareeka Epps in Half Nelson, Nappy Headed Hos, Barack Obama, Men On Films from In Living Color, Everything from In Living Color, Ross The Intern, Michelle Pfeiffer, The insanity that is Grease 2, Jewbacca, Africa by Toto, Aldo, Bette Midler, Thoughts of rehab, Judy Parfitt, Pride weekend, Sluts, Prudes, The First Wives Club, Ghost, Shrimp salad, The nice lady at Quiznos who gave me a free salad, Rihanna and that damn umbrella, Umbrellas, The word Somnolence, IKEA, Something about Seth Rogen gets me hot, And while we are on the topic of odd crushes - Tim Robbins does it for me too, The word and color Azure, Fanta Limón, Tapas, Gazpacho, Doing Google image searches, Just the Silver Surfer in that damn horrible movie, Blood oranges, Tiger lilies, John Travolta in musicals, Nell Carter, Wine, Pussy willows, The word Vichyssoise, Grey Gardens, Icelandair flight attendants, Kathy Griffin, The Spice Girls reunion, Joan Collins, Dynasty, William Zabka, Becky (Buckwild) from Flavor of Love Charm School, Live Earth, That Al Gore's drug-addicted son was arrested while driving a Toyota Hybrid Prius, Pot, Krishna temples, Cat Stevens, Charlotte Rae, Make-up infomercials, Hey Paula, Greer Childers, Pam Ann, Sourdough, Pesto, Air Force Amy from Cathouse, Matt Damon, Versace, Brothels, Dr. Mehmet Oz, Hairspray, Katie Morgan, The Wiz, Eucalyptus, Zachary Quinto, Placido Flamingo, Laura Dern, Angela Lansbury, Scanning stations on car radios, Julie Taymor, Rupaul, Elaine Stritch, Cupcakes, Radar magazine, Halls of fame, Hot chest hair, Annie Leibovitz, Demi Moore, Steve Carell, Suburbs, Captain EO, The Muppets, Religious Kirk Cameron, Jason's Deli, Todd Haynes, Veggie pasta, V8, Chris Crocker, Samantha Morton, Jessica Lange, Carbon Monoxygen alerts, Steak and Fondue, Nintendo Wii and those round-handed fools, Lazer cats, Beth saying "poor", The Theremin, Lee Pace, Dot from Mad TV, Driving around looking at rich houses, The new Annie Lennox CD, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, The male partners on Dancing With The Stars, Marie Osmond and her fainting on DWTS, Documentaries about depressed Japanese people, Going to the midnight live show of Rocky Horror, Tea Bag, The Darjeeling Limited, Día de los Muertos, Sugar skulls, Flamingos, Chili peppers that wear cowboy boots, James McAvoy, Designing Women, Tyra giving primordial dwarves a make-over, Jane Seymour, Tallulah Bankhead, Chipotle grill, Barry Bostwick, Lee-Hom Wang, David Strathairn, The word "Jockstrap", Carol Burnett, Athletic male stereotypes, Nicole Sullivan, The Anti-Depressercize Minute with Charlotte, Eli Roth, Robert Irvine, The Lillian Verner Game Show, Uniforms, Being called a "Bonne Vivant" or a "L’Enfant terrible", DVR, Getting excited for Project Runway season 4, David Letterman, Gaspard Ulliel, Demetri Martin, Amy Adams, Kal Penn, John Cho, Anything in "Quinceanera-lavender", Eva Green, Rain drops on roses, Whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles, Warm woolen mittens, Brown paper packages tied up with string, Cream colored ponies, Crisp apple streudels, Doorbells, Sleigh bells, Schnitzel with noodles, Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings, Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes, Silver white winters that melt into springs, Edith Massey, Kelly Slater, The Grove, Being a lamb, Rami Kashou, Elvira, Orphans named Poor Violet, McFly, The cute Jonas brother, The Wizard, Sweeney Todd, James Hetfield, Anthony Bourdain, Mushabellies, New Years Eve retrospectives of the last year, A good montage, The new Janet video, That New Scandinavian Cooking show on PBS, Javiar Bardem, Anton Chigurh, Pasolini, Masturbation, I bet I’d love real sex too, Woody Allen movies, The Flying Nun, The Singing Nun, ITunes gift cards, Janice - The blond rocker chick from The Muppets, Beth Grant, James Marsden, Mark Ronson, The Container Store, The Family Guy Star Wars episode, Getting excited for the new Star Trek movie, Team Fierce, Heath Ledger, Cheyenne Jackson, Jonny Lee Miller, Jackie Hoffman, That gay ass angel Pygar, The funny He-Man video on Dee's page, That hottie Flash Gordon, 30 Rock, Ruby Dee, Jill Greenberg, Lauren Greenfield, Diana Rigg, Riley Skinner, Statler & Waldorf, Black pearls, Diamonds, Emeralds, Hiding something, Tom Brady's skank ass, I bet I would like Darvocet, Bluebells, Isabella Rossellini, Taschen books, Spike Lee movies, Terry Richardson, Christopher Eccleston, Walton Ford, Jared Gold, There Will Be Blood, Joan Van Ark, Straightening paper clips, Surfing cats, Tina Turner, Keely Smith, Park Overall - the funny nurse from Empty Nest, Getting excited for the new Indiana Jones movie, Bad dance movies, Rosemary's Baby, Madonna's new album Hard Candy dropping April 28th ya’ll, Slander, Treason, Long crispy 80s hair, Owl tattoos, László Kovács, Planet Fabulon, Tilly and the wall, Jack Nicholson, Lois Smith, George Carlin, Prince Harry, Collette Reardon, Evil leprechauns, Matthew Barney, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Drunk Irishmen, Old yentas wearing gold sneakers, Michael C. Hall, Margo Martindale, The idea of a Bruno movie, Thinking about blogging but not doing it, Automatically flushing toilets, Bidets, Euro trash, Yiddish, Georgia Engel, Eyes, Hair, Mouth, Figure, Dress, Voice, Style, Movement, Hands, Magic, Rings, Glamour, Face, Diamonds, Excitement, Image, Mehmet Okur, Caroline or Change, Potbelly's, Sidetrack bar in Chicago, Cafe Iberico, Tricia Walsh Smith, Pot Psychology, Wicked, Grapefruit, Sassy cunts, Steven Spielberg movies, Diva Russian drag queen Cate Blanchett in Indiana Jones, The Shirelles, Cinematic terrorism, Anjelah Johnson, Tornadoes, Doppelgangers, Eugene Hutz, My Mom, Hedonism, Betty Buckley, Early summer smell, Cinematic tension, Roadside America, Olympic chaos, Crazy grilled cheese sandwiches, Tiffany blue, Eating parties, Dusty Springfield, Fake nuclear family neighborhoods, Scott Thompson, Francesca Fiore, Buddy Cole, Champagne, The 50's, Laurie Metcalf, Lazy Susans, Conversation pits, Watermelon Jolly Ranchers, Shoulder pads, Alan Thicke, Robin Thicke, When butch British men use the word "bum", Mae West, Estelle Getty, Vigilante justice, The name “Devendra Banhart”, Russell Brand, The Adam West Batman TV show, Valley Of The Dolls, Johnniebeefs, Blue Plate Diner, The Bat mobile, Artichokes, Beets, Trace Adkins' redneck ass, The album cover for Miles Davis' Bitches Brew, Black ice cream, Them crazy Beijing Olympic games, Men's gymnastic teams, Eastern European men, Anyone from Budapest, Zhang Yimou, Moritz Bleibtreu, Tarzan, Guillermo del Toro, Salvador Dali, Félicien Rops, Old Vegas, Those tacky old Puppet Master movies, Rhapsody in Blue, Synchronized swimming, Rhythmic gymnastics, Mustard, Finnish athletes, Vincent Van Gogh, Riccardo Tisci, Todd Solondz movies, Matthew Mitcham, Madonna going through the airport in her ratty wig and bathrobe, Anything bespoke or zaftig, José Andrés, WET Design, Meghan McCain, Varla Jean Merman, Patrick Petitjean, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, Alber Elbaz, Mrs. Butterworth's, Movin 100.7, Welfare queens, Zoe Saldana, Pink, Ralph Wiggum, Elmore Leonard, Catherine O'Hara, Gypsies, Agyness Deyn, Rihanna doing Vogue, Frances McDormand, Miniatures, Deviled eggs, Bats, Mayonesa, Chili’s, Glass blowing, Formica, Excitement for Janet, French things, Kilts, Anything Turkish, Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, Andy Samberg as Cathy, Citris Grill, Sexpresso, Red Square, The Rock Witchu Tour, Janet being attacked by the light and dark forces of her own being, Ruth Buzzi, The Tiananmen Square tank man, Heather DeLoach, Madeline Kahn, Cloris Leachman, Tim Burton movies, True Blood, Saul Bass, Bob Peak, Richard Amsel, Margaret Cho, Harvey Milk, Gavin Newsom, Voting, Gus Van Sant movies, Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Clint Eastwood, Twinkies, A good credit or title sequence, Goldie Hawn as Elise Elliot or Helen Sharp, Shirley Manson, White guilt, That Cloris beat that twat Kim, The word twat, Sign language, Hootenannies, October, Freddy Krueger, Angelica Huston, Witches, The movie The Witches, The Craft, The Blair Witch Project, The Worst Witch, Roald Dahl, Asia Argento, The KylieX2008 tour, All of Kylie's tours, Nina Simone, Nachos, The Lawrence Welk Show, Tennessee Williams, Hocus Pocus, That slut Thackery Binx, Kathy Najimy, Sarah Jessica Parker, Virgins, Disney’s Halloween Treat, Halloween movies and TV specials, The Halloween episodes of shows like Roseanne and Home Improvement and The Simpsons, Masked costume balls, Kathy Baker, Picket Fences, Quantum Leap, Sliders – The show and the hamburgers, Coral, Pumpkin pie, The Aswirl twins, Murals, Ludwig Bemelmans, Bob Mackie, Debbie Jellinsky, Them crazy Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego fellas, Evolution, Matryoshkas or Russian nesting dolls, Judith Leiber handbags, Olive Garden breadsticks, Breadsticks in general, Little Caesars Crazy bread, Lizzy Caplan, Supermarket Sweep, Paul Kirkland, Linda Hunt, Fargo, Ms. Melina, The Magic School Bus, Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker, The Puzzle Place, Robert Pattinson, The name Lucas and all it’s variations, The name Declan, Prop 8 protests, Prop 8 insanity, Equal rights, Chris Lilley, Taraji P Henson, Night Court, Wanda Sykes, Dominique Storni, Jeff Key, Houston, The idea of a Trey Parker/Matt Stone Mormon themed Broadway musical starring Cheyenne Jackson, Collages, Snagglepuss, When you find kitties asleep in public places like a store or library, René Magritte, Moms Mabley, Elizabeth Peña, WGBH Boston, Julia Child, Gum commercials, The football musical I'm going to write, Tracie Thoms, The Countess, John Hurt, Danny Boyle movies, Having no shame, Wynonna, Centaurs, The California Raisins, Aunty Entity, Daniel Craig - he could be the quantum on my solace any day, Tosca, Throwing shoes at bad political leaders, Ritz crackers, Thierry Mugler, Cherry chill, Purple straws from Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, The new Nip/Tuck TV ads, Kate Winslet, Winona Ryder, Ina Garten, Glenn Close, Green jewels, Turquoise, Jo Malone candles, MAC Cosmetics, Simon Doonan, Dame Edna, That slut Paddington Bear, Portobello Road, Savile Row, Regent Street, Carnaby Street, Oxford Street - All those fabulous London streets I've never been to, Mickey Rourke, Squares, Star Trek, Fine Corinthian leather, Angelyne, Dreams, Swarthy young stallions, Swarthy anyone, Passing Strange, Colman Domingo, Michelle Obama, Cynthia McFadden's insance Inaugural Ball dress, Jason Wu, David Harbour, First ladies, Making entrances on a 20 foot high sparkly crystal skull, Frank Langella, Toccara, Ibiza, David Lynch, The fall 2009 Givenchy men’s collection, Delilah, Comme des Garçons, James Earl Jones, Teri Garr, Tootsie, Gumby, Robert Mitchum, Sterling Hayden, Surya Bonaly, Gareth Pugh, Chandeliers, Jerome Robbins, Arthur Laurents, John Singer Sargent, Magic hour, Warm soft night wind, Kathie Lee, Pink dolphins, Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme, Willie Williams, King of the Hill, Sandy Duncan, TV commercials from the 80s and 90s, Yoshi, Lemon disco balls, Objectum sexuals, Mazza, George Roy Hill, Unidentified flying objects, Lindsay Crouse, Marsupials, Ziggy, Justin Long as Brandon St. Randy in Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Narcissus, The Runaways, Mary Jo Catlett, Kathryn Hahn, Adam Lambert, Angels costumiers, Brett Somers, Charles Nelson Reilly, Jim Parsons, Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers, Pretty Pretty Princess, Judge Judy, Katy The Caterpillar, Randall Balsmeyer and Big Film Design, Sandra Lee, Cocktail time, Ludicrous food, Anything ludicrous, Kevyn Aucoin, Kevin Bacon, Bacon, Christian Lamb, Vince Offer, Anything ribald, That dirty slut Pig-Pen from Peanuts, Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels, Idiosyncrasy, Lady GaGa, Describing smells, Alan Watts, Sausalito, Mike Judge, Jane Krakowski, Jack McBrayer as Kenneth Parcel on 30 Rock, Those batshit crazy green porno videos with Isabella Rossellini, Vivian Darkbloom, Susan Boyle, Traci Lords, Mike Ruiz, The Blonds, Hairbox Thrillers, Jimmy James, Bruce Dern, Mandy Patinkin, Blackmail, Miss Ruby Wilson, 9 to 5, Gold dust women, Goblin valley, Ray Tintori, Kathryn Joosten, Tamara de Lempicka, Starlight Express, The Cannes Film Festival, The Hotel du Cap, Norway, Shitty Eurovision contests, Anna Wintour, Andre Leon Talley, Diana Vreeland, Quentin Crisp, Paris by Yves Saint Laurent, Chanel No. 5, Fragrances, Bedouin fashion, Lee Daniels, Adrian Young, Diane Ladd in Wild At Heart, Harry Nilsson, Drew Barrymore, Bolli & Stolli, Veuve & Bourb, Dom & Bom, Fell's Point, Alice Ripley, Eiko Ishioka, Larry Kramer, Anything Cuban, The Log Lady, Costume designers, Costume design, Whoopi Goldberg, Anticipating the Sister Act stage musical, Marguerite Derricks, Emile Ardolino, Patina Miller, The Staggering Harlettes, Sam Scott Schiavo, Nelsan Ellis, Alexander Skarsgård, Stephen Moyer, Ryan Kwanten, Rutina Wesley, Portland, Bruno Tonioli, Quween On The Scene, Skateboarding dogs, Bringing the Rain to Kapiti Plain, Huckleberry ice cream, Digital Kitchen, Glitter tanks, USA Up All Night, Set lists, Menus, Restaurant interior design, Dark militaristic dance routines set to White Stripes music, Ladybug invasions, The Breakfast Club, Julia Child - she's probably on this list already but I'm adding her again, Tony Walton, Pablo Ferro, Jonah Hill, Fens, Finns, Park City in the summer, Dolly’s Bookstore, Crazy Lady, Figure skating, Johnny Weir, Evan Lysacek, Patrick Chan, and Brian Joubert - all four at the same time, Steve Byrne, Irving Penn, National Parks, Richard Bernstein, Flash mobs, January Jones, Grace Coddington, Glenda Bailey, Canada, Ryan Murphy, Jane Lynch, Lea Michele, Mark Salling, Cory Moneith, Kent Avenido, Chris Colfer – Basically the entire cast of Glee, Reed Cowan, Lisa Frank, Napa, Bodega Bay, The Original Pancake House, 1988, Philly, Emerald green prescription bottles, Erki Nool, Australian cinema and Ozploitation, You,


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Status:Swinger
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Salt Lake City, USA
Body type:5' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:Some college
Occupation:Executive Realness



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Pepper

Pepper



Jun 6 2009 2:32 AM

that video makes my world go round. let's do slip into something fabulous!
Drop Dead Danielle.

Danielle Cupcake



May 25 2009 4:32 AM

robert!!
you and i need to go see kylie in oakland!!!
aaahhhhhh!!!
la la la love you
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May 21 2009 10:28 AM

crawford... no collins...


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May 14 2009 7:01 AM

Hey, how u been?
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May 5 2009 7:36 AM

heya!!
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Kenny Panh



Apr 29 2009 3:28 PM

hey whats up robert... sorry i didnt get back to you sooner... lolz been busy... you should have said what up when you saw me at tsunami... so are you goin to aly's reception next week?!
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Apr 16 2009 5:44 AM

Thanks for helping me find Amy!
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Apr 14 2009 5:24 AM

Start the SHOW!!!
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Apr 9 2009 4:49 AM

Start the Countdown!!!!!
B*WOOD

B*WOOD



Apr 8 2009 4:06 AM

I love you so!!! I miss your sweet face
Pepper

Pepper



Apr 4 2009 5:52 AM

right? july is like three months away and its already almost one since our last play date. and I still have your jacket. what can you do with a jacket in july but look coco for koo koo poops?

what's fun this month? we'll think of something.
Drop Dead Danielle.

Danielle Cupcake



Apr 2 2009 10:16 PM

this bitch is about to blow
if i don't get to see you soon!!!
fuck i miss you
and heart you so much!!!
Pepper

Pepper



Mar 29 2009 6:50 AM

thats when the magic happens.
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Mar 23 2009 5:49 AM

Your like a Rock Star you make it hot!
JER BER JONES

JER BER JONES



Mar 22 2009 12:26 PM

spring is coming -
and oh yeah, check out the new MODEL FOR ME video by Austin Young......

melissa

melissa naujoks



Mar 8 2009 10:34 PM

boats and hoes mo fucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holler.
Pepper

Pepper



Mar 7 2009 7:03 PM

shut up I just put this song on my ipod like thre hours ago. I feel like hunting for tree stars.
Drop Dead Danielle.

Danielle Cupcake



Mar 3 2009 4:17 AM

there is this new thing robert!

it's called dancing
now i have never heard of it or tried it..
but i think you and i need to try it out!

it's all rage!
and fuck, i need to be part of this rage!!!
xoxox!
i miss you like crazy!!!!!
love you beautiful!
**AngelWings**

**AngelWings**



Feb 23 2009 4:47 AM

Stoppin by to say.... HHHHIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Feb 22 2009 5:49 AM

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which junk food are you?

I got ice cream. Compare with Me!




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Feb 14 2009 11:36 PM

Happy Valentines Day!!!
Thanks for everything
!
Pepper

Pepper



Feb 10 2009 5:38 AM

OMG!! I've been looking for some angela lansbury to masturbate to!

who am I kidding? I just put a little murder she wrote on and its game time
Pepper

Pepper



Feb 6 2009 5:28 AM

You're absolutely right. I'll amend.
melissa

melissa naujoks



Jan 27 2009 11:02 PM

i arrived alive. i had no time for myspace shennanigans. no time.
Chelsea Rae

Chelsea Rae



Jan 27 2009 4:51 AM

haha unemployment insurance...sounds oh so exciting! lol.
well I am dying to go to britney! I haven't gotten my tickets yet though have you?
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