Μyləs
"God gave me a brain and a penis and only enough blood to power one at a time."

Male
24 years old
Dana Point/Salt Lake, California
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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    Μyləs's Interests
GeneralGlorious Dew from Mountain tops mixed with adrenaline, sex, and classy things.

Also... Disc Golf, Gay Bashing Gay Bashers, Running, Not Smoking, Sleeping, Cottonelle Ass Wipes, Anything made of/with Meat, Travel, New York City, paperclips, Starbucks, PinkBerry, Soymilk, passing gas, Music Music Music, singing aloud .. and often.
Music

Top12 iPod Albums >>
Jason Mraz: Waiting for my Rocket to Come Jason Mraz: Mr A-Z Jason Mraz: We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things. 30 Seconds To Mars: A Beautiful Lie Panic! At the Disco: A Fever You Can't Sweat Out Justin Timberlake: FutureSex/LoveSound Chevelle: Wonder What's Next Dashboard Confessional: Places That You Have Come To Fear The Most Evanescence: The Open Door Gwen Stefani: Love.Angel.Music.Baby Gwen Stefani: Sweet Escape Wicked: The Original Broadway Cast Recording

MoviesMost Recently Seen
In Theaters >> Inidana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Iron Man, Cloverfield, Sweeny Todd, AVP2:Requiem, I am Legend, The Golden Compass, Beowulf 3D, 30 Days of Night, Resident Evil 3
On DVD >> The Deaths of Ian Stone, Crazy Eights, Nightmare Man, Into the Wild, Michael Clayton, Mirror Mask, The Simpsons Movie, 28 Weeks Later, HotRod, Bourne Ultimatum, SuperBad, Knocked Up
On Demand >> MirrorMask, Stargate, Seven, Cube Zero, Hypercube (Cube 2), Event Horizon, Dark Harbor, Kalifornia, American Psycho 2
TelevisionHeroes, Big Bang Theory, L&O: SVU, Without a Trace, CSI, CSI:NY, CSI: MI, Shark, Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Supernatural, Ghost Whisperer, Moonlight, NUMB3RS, Criminal Minds, Torchwood, Dr. Who, Graham Norton, House, Stargate Atlantis, LOST, The Office, Chuck, OZ, Jericho, How I Met Your Mother, NCIS.
Books

Currently Reading >> Good to Great! by Jim Collins, The Secret

Recently Read Titles >> Digital Fortress by Dan Brown, Looking Glass Wars, A Clockwork orange, the His Dark Materials Trilogy, Son of a Witch.

Projects in Production >> September Saints, Method, When All Falls Apart My AutoBiography, And He Had Old Man Eyes
©2002-2008 R.M.Anderson-Matlock

HeroesMy Father, Idina Menzel, Christopher Meloni, the Dalai Lama, James "Uncle" Festi

     Μyləs's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sudbury, Mass.
Body type:5' 11" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:In college
Occupation:Role Model
Income:$75,000 to $100,000



Μyləs is way glad for friday.

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About me:

Myles -- [verb]: As if by accident, to cast one's self onto drunken others.

Sigma Alpha Epsilon Alumni...Phi Alpha!



[captain awesome teaches chuck TANGO! /uncomfortable]


>>Am I gay? What do you think? Because what I am or am not is less important to what you assume of me. And in fact, if you chose to act differently around me because you thought I was gay, I choose to be gay. I'd love to help you point out your personal indigressions against homosexuals. The world WILL be a better place when bigotry is combated and the offense is put to defense. Prepare yourself, my friend. Prepare.

You'll never meet anyone like me again in your lifetime. I'm witty and intelligent. My expression is stern and quiet. People are fascinated by me, and I'm not being cocky; it's the truth. My charm is undeniable and you'll notice my presence in a crowded room before I ever open my mouth; you're drawn to me. They call it Charisma, I call it, "thhppppt!"

>>I am an artist, I paint with my words. I'd rather be home most of the time, but with my work I'm about and probably somewhere in Europe. Buy me a few drinks and I'll strip; its simply in my nature. I'm the king of "ROWYCO" if the party is hot enough. That is all. Good day.

Who I'd like to meet:

>> You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends.'

>> I'll be frank, I'm a shallow person. But I easily see past outer beauty if the person inside is intelligent and funny enough to sweep me off my feet and keep me entertained/interested. If not mentally stimulating you better be damn nice to look at naked.

>> YOU! I WANTED TO MEET YOU! Now take off your pants and dance with me.


   Μyləs's Friend Space (Top 8)
Μyləs has 248 friends.
 Joanna 


 Chad B. Free 


 Brody Jenner 


 Nathan 


 Knuckles 


 Jena Viator - Emporer of All the World! 


 megan 


 Scott 





Μyləs's Friends Comments
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Sydney Squidnee:)





Jul 15 2008 11:51 AM

guess what i talked to casey last night:)
Madam KEONI





Jul 4 2008 11:26 AM

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Happy 4th of July!!!!
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Jul 4 2008 11:18 AM

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Jul 2 2008 9:34 PM

wOw! a bLaSt FroM ThE PaSt iNdeEd!
I dont know if you remember her..but Olivia/Romy is on my page too!
"Dream the Dreams of Dreamers"





Jul 1 2008 8:53 PM

wow...its been a long time!!! How r u?
Brooke





Jul 1 2008 6:14 PM

You looked great with blonde hair.
Sydney Squidnee:)





Jul 1 2008 12:11 PM

ohh yeah.,.
what classes are you taking?
Sydney Squidnee:)





Jun 26 2008 2:20 PM

ohhh thats cool...
how long have you been going back to school for...
and its summer why are you going to school???
Sydney Squidnee:)





Jun 25 2008 3:16 PM

i haven't talked to you in a long time!
how are you?
i miss you!:(
Devonellah





Jun 20 2008 11:02 AM

Myles - Hope you are having a wonderful Friday! I like the new action pic of you on the phone....

It's been great hanging out with you in WoW...

Have a lovely Day - It's the Summer Solstice today as well!



:-D
everyone's favorite italian™





Jun 12 2008 8:50 PM

i love you. and i miss you.
please tell me that i am still your wife?
DUSTONE





Jun 10 2008 4:47 PM

this is hilariousWhat are you thinking about right now?
the dude who went crazy and destroyed his office and hit a lady in the face....with a computer monitor
Jack Sauce





Jun 10 2008 4:00 PM

Hey Myles, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


Muahaha - PWNED back

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Caiden's Mommy





Jun 3 2008 9:49 PM

Hey sexy. Been thinking about you a lot recently. Hope someday we can meet up and get back in touch. Comment me sometime. I would love to chat. Miss the fuck out of you and need a little brightness brought back into my life.
Jack Sauce





Jun 3 2008 1:50 PM

Hey Myles, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


I bought you!

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*Tish*





May 29 2008 12:42 PM

where are youuuuu?
R.I.P."Mama"





May 23 2008 6:23 PM

having a baby soon prolly not maybe 2 or 3 years after the wedding...I don't wanna mess up this precious chubby body!
R.I.P."Mama"





May 23 2008 1:01 PM

Oh yeah, I remember Mary's parties! I molested everybody! Everything is great I graduate on June 20th! The wedding is July 18, 2009 ...how's everything with you?
R.I.P."Mama"





May 22 2008 9:23 PM

Fantasyland....the exact location I can't remember....wait a minute I fondled u all over Fantasyland
R.I.P."Mama"





May 22 2008 5:15 AM

Don't u just love hackers!
Chad B. Free





May 17 2008 10:44 AM

I would say that art does imitate life, but it is the life as you see it. So if you see your disembodied head often floating aimlessly over a tranquil field... then YES. it is possible. I am sure there are ways we could make it happen. Enjoy your tanqueray while I cough and blow my nose another 65+ times today.
Joanna





May 14 2008 9:51 AM

If I had nuts you should kick me there cuz I haven't called you in FOREVER!! I'm sorry!! 2 weeks left till finals are over! I love you and I miss you! I want to hear all the stories from NY! Love you!
Chad B. Free





May 14 2008 8:12 AM

being back at work... nothing thrilling.
Tori





May 5 2008 1:02 AM

i need my myles!!!!
Queering HUSSEIN Heteronormativity





Apr 30 2008 7:33 PM

YO, yo. What up! I am doing the LB Relay for Life in honor of cancer survivors and in memory of cancer victims!

You can help by coming down and joining by my side in walking to raise funds or by donating any amount in support! Please help! Any and all help is appreciated.

Click on the picture of my brother below.





shakes





Apr 29 2008 3:29 AM

EXCUSE ME MISTER! I do believe I was wearing underwear! Thank you very much. No EXPOSED breast. I had on a highly expensive bra and I was proud of it! and btw...you forgot to mention we were sober.
*Tish*





Apr 27 2008 11:00 PM

what in the world does that mean? lol

-PS move back to cali already
M3LO





Apr 23 2008 12:06 AM

Lol! Thanks for the truth!! It made me giggle!

I miss you too! Yes, I read your bulletins! They're always amazin!
Queering HUSSEIN Heteronormativity





Apr 21 2008 10:44 AM

hey you.
Miss you bunches! MUAH!
*Tish*





Apr 20 2008 3:07 AM

Speaking of new kids on the block.
Guess who's making a comeback?
everyone's favorite italian™





Apr 18 2008 8:45 PM

hey im single. does that mean i get to be your wife again?


btw message me w your number because my screen broke on my last one so i had to get a new one. i have the same number.
*>simply betsy<*





Mar 31 2008 12:35 AM

what's new, doll?
Jose





Mar 27 2008 5:08 PM

it was good to see you last week man
Tori





Mar 18 2008 7:55 PM

so new york sometime at the end of the year, you in or out???
M3LO





Mar 4 2008 11:49 PM

It seems as if you have vanished form the survey world!!!

I went to flashback the other night...and I always think of you!
Kali





Feb 26 2008 1:45 AM

Madam KEONI





Feb 23 2008 10:31 AM

hey girl! just stopping by to check up on my bitch up in utah! how u doing?
*Tish*





Feb 15 2008 2:48 PM

I totally had a new kids sleeping bag
Kali





Feb 11 2008 11:43 PM

Ok, so Sarah Silverman is usually hit and miss for me...but that video ROCKS. Hahahaha.

Ok...so I'm looking at August to move out. Late August, maybe. Not sure exactly because I have a show/wedding that month to be in...but yeah. Nathan and you and I should conference call, YO!

P.S. If this works out, it'll be soooo nice to bring boys home without my grandmother freaking out. And I can always share!!!