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Roberto Alomar
Improv / Sketch Comedy / Alternative

		I’m not only a player of the game, I am a student of the game. I watch and learn." -R.A. Male 28 years old Los Angeles, CA United States Last Login: 6/27/2009

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/robertoalomar

Roberto Alomar's Comedian Bio

Bio	15 straight Cagematch wins at iO West, Oct 2007 - Feb 2008. Now performing weekly at iO West in the 11pm on Friday slot. Coached by Billy Merritt.
Website	robertoalomar.net
Influences	Boom Chicago, Upright Citizens Brigade, The State, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Dave Chappelle, The Comedians of Comedy, The cast of the UK and US Office.
Members	Heather Campbell, Will Maier, Todd Wilson, Gian Molina, Jacob Reed, Kevin Manwarren, Scott Rodgers
TV Shows	The OC, Weeds, Dexter, Mad TV, MTV, VH1, Comedy Central’s ’Ving Break ’07, Manswers
Films	The Air I Breath, The Strand, Saint in the Sun, Goiterboy, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, The French Connection, The Brothers Pimp

Roberto Alomar's Interests

General

playing our show.

Roberto Alomar's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:	Florida, New York, Texas, Los Angeles
Body type:	8' 11" / Body builder
Ethnicity:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Leo
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	Proud parent
Education:	Post grad
Occupation:	Improv Troupe and Sketch Team
Income:	$100,000 to $150,000

Roberto Alomar's Networking

Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer
We are not Go-Go Dancers, but we can be for the right price. Imagine Gian and Todd shirtless and oiled up dancing on a stage...That's worth a couple G's

Roberto Alomar's Companies

Los Angeles, Ca US

Comedy

Roberto Alomar's Clips

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Clips: 2

Total Plays: 1044

Plays Today: 0

An Unfortunate Incident at a Recent Show

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Plays: 295
Comments: 2

ROBERTO ALOMAR

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Plays: 749
Comments: 3

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Roberto Alomar's Blurbs

About me:
15 week Cagematch champions at IO West, now performing every Friday at 11pm on the iO West Mainstage.

More info:
Our page on iOwest.com
www.RobertoAlomar.net

WE ARE ALL ROBERTO!

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Who I'd like to meet:
Many audiences

Roberto Alomar's Friend Space (Top 20)

Roberto Alomar has 343 friends.

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Roberto Alomar's Friends Comments

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Professional Cockfighter	Jan 21 2009 7:50 AM Sparkle Picnic: Black Sheet of Jesus www. SparklePicnic. com
Jeremy	Jan 1 2009 8:47 PM
Professional Cockfighter	Dec 1 2008 7:07 PM Sparkle Picnic: Michael Cera www. SparklePicnic. com
Jeremy	Nov 27 2008 1:39 AM
Professional Cockfighter	Nov 24 2008 4:04 PM Sparkle Picnic: Dildo Plop www. SparklePicnic. com
Professional Cockfighter	Nov 17 2008 1:32 PM Sparkle Picnic: Gayisode www. SparklePicnic. com
Jeremy	Oct 4 2008 7:49 PM Hey Scott, Have a Good Weekend!
SPACE MTN	Oct 11 2008 5:26 PM Oh how I've missed you, my wonderful Roberto! You were hilarious and awesome last night! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
.NØemi.	Aug 19 2008 4:21 AM Like always.. good show friday! I missed you guys.
Will Maier: 2009	Aug 15 2008 11:28 PM I think, we're like, back tonight, or something.
Jennifer	Aug 15 2008 11:04 PM Roberto I miss you desperately...I can't come tonight, please play again soon.
.NØemi.	Jul 10 2008 12:08 AM haha.. I saw Kevin in a slim jim commercial!
Todd Wilson	Jun 18 2008 7:38 PM
Acts4Food	Jun 9 2008 7:31 AM
SPACE MTN	Jun 3 2008 5:30 PM I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE you guys. Seriously.
The Whatevs	May 23 2008 4:53 PM Be sure to enjoy seeing Will from The Whatevs getting tortured by Andy Garcia in the movie "The Air I Breathe", out on DVD this Tuesday, May 27th! Enjoy it with some Pineapple Life-savers and a box of wine. Love, The Whatevs <3
SPACE MTN	May 11 2008 4:29 PM I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!
Improviders	May 10 2008 7:24 PM
.NØemi.	May 7 2008 3:52 AM We always try to see you guys.. Last night was fun.
Gian	May 6 2008 4:24 PM Great show last night Robertos!!!
Danny	Apr 14 2008 9:31 AM Hey Alomar, I think some of my classmates are going to come with me to tonight's show. Looking forward to seeing you in action again! Great cagematch last week at UCB! See ya!
F (as in Frank)-A-R-Y-L	Apr 13 2008 12:02 AM Hey, guys! I look forward to seeing your show on Monday. My team, Nerd Love, makes its debut in the Andy Dick Theatre at 10:30 on Monday -- hope we can see each other's shows! (Those Armando guys always run late anyway!) ;)
Brendo (Pro)	Mar 27 2008 11:20 PM sorry i keep calling you a dick sucker... but it's funny!
Brendo (Pro)	Mar 25 2008 10:08 PM i just posted a bulletin about TNT tonight. i pushed FAT CHICK but would one of you dick suckers read what i wrote about you?
Gian	Mar 18 2008 11:01 PM Check out what some of my Robertos have been up to! This video will be on our myspace soon, but enjoy it here on YOUTUBE.... http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=ZqfPmH86p-0

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