Robert R Best
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Robert R Best
- Missouri, US
- Last Login: 10/12/2009
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Interests
General
All that stuff I see you doing through your windows.Music
U2, REM, Miles Davis, The Cure, Siouxsie and the Banshees, John Coltrane, that wind outside, your constant blatheringMovies
Horror, Sci-Fi, martial arts, Asian cinema, indie films. My current top three horror films: 3. The Exorcist 2. An American Werewolf In London 1. HalloweenTelevision
Lost, Heroes, MST3K, the feed from that video camera I put in your houseBooks
The last great book I read was The Girl Next Door by Jack Ketchum. Also a big Edward Lee fan.
Details
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking
- Orientation: Straight
- Religion: Protestant
- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
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Latest Blog Entries
- May 12, 2007 2:23 AM Zombies everywhere! Who wants some more?
- Apr 4, 2007 1:22 AM Read some old stuff that's not horror! I COMMAND YOU!
Comments
Oct 6 2009 6:51 PM
Jun 28 2009 1:01 PM
Best,
Mark
Nov 1 2008 4:17 AM
Smell my feet
Give me something
Good to eat.
Like your brains.......
'Twas the night of Halloween
And all through the house
Every creature was stirring
Even the mouse.
Naught much more was to be said
All the monsters were fit to escape
Even those that were certainly dead
Wanted to play with the giant ape.
And here we all are now
Awaiting the last doom
Everything is all ready
Even the silent tomb.
Peace.
Post.
Poetry.
Happy Halloween and have a hell of a good time!
Aug 29 2008 12:50 AM
PS 2: AKOTK is pretty fun reading!
PS 3: Have fun, ain't nothing better to do in this dead, dead world.
Aug 29 2008 12:48 AM
Rejoice!
It's time to go zombie. Once you go zombie, you never go back.
I want you to become a ZOMBIE, baby.
My LEGION OF DOOM wants you, and everybody you know to become full-fledged members. Yes, you too can become a zombie with the simple starter kit. No fuss, no muss, no pus (unless you want it.) It's as easy as 1...2...3! SNAP. Instant zombie. (Instructions provided with the kit are in no language, just pictures for clearer understanding across cultural divides. The Zombie Nation accepts no prejudice; we want everyone to get a big Zombie Hug!)
We've been working diligently to bring this plan to fruition. We've worked through the nights, the days, the moments between them both in order to bring peace and zombie goodness to all the inhabitants of this fine, fine planet. We are one step closer to total domination of the world.
GO HERE for more info:
http://www. choateroad. com/interviews. htm
Won't you join my rank Zombie Legion of Doom?
Come one, come all, let us start this Zombie Ball.
PS: Act now and you'll also receive enhanced Bonus Zombie Points that you can use later on for the furtherance of the Zombie Cause.
Dooooo EEEET! Do it now!
Our patient zombies are waiting on the line right now for you to join our merry choir invisible!
Wheeeeet!
Have fun - after all, what else is there to do?
Now go out and get in the game! It's Zombie Time!
ZZ - the shambler born of night
Aug 19 2008 8:45 AM
..Thanks for the add! First Issue out now! Free
preview available online!..
Jul 27 2008 8:58 PM
Jun 26 2008 4:19 PM
Keep up the killer work!!
From the dark depths of our horror-loving hearts, we thank you for joining us!
To keep up-to-date on new horror reviews, horror news, horror interviews and our Gory Gear product spotlights, subscribe to our bloody blog! We post gruesome goodies daily!
Fatally-Yours. com - For the Love of Horror!
May 12 2008 10:55 PM
Hey Robert R Best, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!
Also...
Just adding a little twist to this game. The owner of Doorways, at the end of each week, will win a free copy of the current issue. The owner at the end of each month will win a year subscription. I will check at midnight, May the 18th, to see who the first winner is.
Let the buying begin...
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Apr 11 2008 1:11 PM
PREPARE FOR HELL ON EARTH
FIRES RISING – IN STORES MARCH 2008
Feb 8 2008 1:20 PM
Thanks for your support - Join Today and Become a Member of the Revolution for Change!
The NGW Forum is now up and running :)
http://www. thenextgenerationwriters. com/forum
Feb 8 2008 1:43 AM
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Nov 14 2007 2:06 PM
Oct 24 2007 1:57 PM
Oct 5 2007 5:29 AM
Sep 21 2007 1:17 AM
Aug 15 2007 4:43 PM
THANKS FOR HANGING AROUND!
AND THANKS FOR VISITING ME FROM TIME TO TIME!
FROM YOUR FRIEND ON THE DARKER
SIDE OF LIFE …
HAVE A GREAT AND TWISTED DAY!
-CHRIS M. KINNEY
Jul 28 2007 11:36 PM
THE LUNACY MACHINE!!
…AND WELCOME TO …
Welcome to an inner world I call my nasty place.
A place that keeps me ticking,
Keeps me living,
Just beyond a thinking face.
When I started writing fiction,
The fiction led to an addiction.
Now I roost inside the shadows of a nasty place I call my home.
Step right up, my twisted friend, and look inside my mind.
Brush away the spiders and their cobwebs and their meal flies
Just to get a peek of what it is I see from the darker side of life.
My stories bring addiction.
So remember, they’re only fiction,
Or my nasty place will live in you,
A place you’ll call your own.
OWN THE LUNACY MACHINE TODAY!!
Jul 17 2007 2:20 PM
… IS ALMOST HERE!!!
TAKE A SNEAK PEEK AT …
Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We’re asking for the dead to speak.
It’s only us, my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died.
The oracle moved about the board,
A figure-eight reply.
The oracle started slowing down, then stopped … above the Y.
Tell us more; tell us more, spirit sailing free.
Tell us how you died tonight.
Tell us when you died tonight.
Tell us what brings you here tonight.
Keep spelling it for me.
The figure eight continues, and around the board it moves.
It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down.
Come, spirit, talk to me right now.
Tell us tonight, because we want to know …
Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.
You’re coming in so very clear,
Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night.
Speak to me, speak to me,
Travel through this board to me.
Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb.
Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now.
Then the oracle stopped on the U.
Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense.
You spelled out YOU is this what you meant to do?
Then the oracle stopped on YES.
My hands were sweating. My knees were shaking.
My wife had glanced up, hesitating,
While I just sat there, concentrating,
Recalling what I knew.
This cannot be. This cannot be.
Then the oracle spelled out S-U-E.
---Continued in my blog
May 30 2007 8:09 AM
Wow - it's Hump Day again!! Dag on that was a quickie!
Happy Hump Day!
May 28 2007 4:42 PM
Remember as Memorial Day comes - the voices....
Of wives...who would rather have their husbands to hold
Of children...who would rather have their dad or mom at home.
Of mothers...who have buried their sons/daughters
Of fathers...whose feet their children followed
Of the men and women fighting a nightmare of their own -
one they will carry with them until the same song plays,
the same flag drapes and the same tears fall
just as they watched in pain their friends and comrades
committing what they will come to call "wrongs"
by which they lived..by which they survived...
nightmares they will carry with them throughout their lives.
It doesn't go away when the guns are laid down..
It doesn't go away when they return home...
It doesn't go away for them - why should it for you?
God Bless Our Veterans of Wars Past & Present
Remember those who have lost loved ones as much as you remember the ones who were lost and don't forget to pray for those who are out there everyday fighting for your freedom...
May 25 2007 2:06 AM
Have a great weekend!
May 24 2007 1:19 PM
FOR YOU MY FRIEND ... A POEM FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE
I called in sick to work today;
Sometimes that’s not so bad.
My head is stuffy;
My body’s achy;
My hands and legs are kinda shaky.
My eyes are weary and sort of blurry.
My sinuses, too, have started hurting.
My nose is dripping; my stomach bloated.
My cheeks, in fact, are kinda swollen.
With that, I called in sick.
I thought the average flu for sure.
Who wouldn’t with what I’ve got?
But something told me it was more than that
When I turned the TV on.
There were riots in Virginia.
There was looting in New York.
They were declaring martial law in towns I’d never heard before.
They were interviewing doctors who had learned of a disease,
And they mentioned that the plague began in Nashville, Tennessee.
Then they interviewed a patient who was pointing at his eyes. He said,
“There are spiders all around us!
They’ll lay their eggs inside us!
These spiders here are poisonous!”
Then he dropped his hands and died.
---------------------- To Be Continued in my blog