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Robert Selander
Sketch Comedy / Stand-Up / Alternative
"I'll wipe my ass with your LIFE!"

Male
27 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/26/2008
Mood: sweaty Mood Image
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   Robert Selander's Comedian Bio
BioIf you want to know stuff, go to www.robertselander.com. That’s where my naked pictures of elderly people are.
Websiterobertselander.com
InfluencesA dead horse
Members




Events by Eventful
TV ShowsHere's me on The Gong Show on Comedy Central! ..

    Robert Selander's Interests
GeneralPaper chewing contests and that's it!
MusicI have no ears
MoviesI saw a small mexican man eat an entire set of dentures.
Televisionturns me on
BooksCruel Shoes by Steve Martin, anything by Kurt Vonegut, Mad Magazine, the newspaper obituaries, Shakespeare, Improvisation for the Theater by Viola Spolin, various comics, tons of plays
HeroesPeople who are "crotchety"
Groups: Evil Dead: LiveComedians ClubSan Francisco State UniversityComedians of MySpaceTHE IMPROVISATIONAL THEATRE SOCIETYGary's BacchinaliaThe Lonely Island.All the People That Think Mizzle Needs to Get His Ass on My Space Club

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     Robert Selander's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sonora, CA
Body type:6' 2"
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Death Instructor
Income:Less than $30,000

   Robert Selander's Schools
San Francisco State University
San Francisco,California
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre Arts
Clubs: Robert Selander Fan Club
 

2001 to 2004
Columbia College
Sonora,California
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Liberal Studies
Clubs: Robert Selander Fan Club
 

1999 to 2001
Sonora High
Sonora,California
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 1999

   Robert Selander's Networking
Theatre - Drama - Acting
I'm a stand up comic and comedic actor in Los Angeles. For booking or casting information please go to www.robertselander.com
Film - Drama - Acting
I'm a stand up comic and comedic actor in Los Angeles. For booking or casting information please go to www.robertselander.com


Robert Selander's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 9762 Plays Today: 9
Dinosaur Fight Picture Contest!!
Dinosaur Fight Picture Contest!! rating
Oxygen is for Fags By Tartar Control
Oxygen is for Fags By Tartar Control rating
Necronomicon
Necronomicon rating
A Tip for the Men
A Tip for the Men rating
Bowie
Bowie rating
Minotaur
Minotaur rating
A Tip for the Ladies II
A Tip for the Ladies II rating
Lampy
Lampy rating
Gelledemoore The Comedy WIZARD!!!
Gelledemoore The Comedy WIZARD!!! rating
Bud D Farly
Bud D Farly rating
 

Robert Selander's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

The Gong Show. WHAT?!?!?!  (view more)

Dino Fight Picture Contest Winner postponed... AGAIN!!  (view more)

Dino Fight Picture Contest: THE WINNER!!  (view more)

Longest Fart.  (view more)

DINO FIGHT PICS!!! IS NOW A CONTEST!!!!  (view more)

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   Robert Selander's Blurbs
About me:
I was born in a hospital. They cut me out of my mom's belly. I had my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck. Then I became a MAN!

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Size
They're only $20, there's no shipping charges, and they come in all sizes! Holy crap! With each shirt you also get instant membership into the Robert Selander Fan Club, an official membership card, and a free taco! I am amazed even as I type this!
Who I'd like to meet:
A robot made of syrup and forks. Robert Selander Fan Club Members UNITE!!!

   Robert Selander's Friend Space (Top 12)
Robert Selander has 2865 friends.
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Robert Selander's Friends Comments
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Charlie Murphy! Where's my Money!!





Jul 26 2008 10:32 AM


imikimi - Customize Your World
Charlie Murphy! Where's my Money!!





Jul 26 2008 10:25 AM

thanks
imikimi - Customize Your World
Anomalous (Max)





Jul 25 2008 1:48 AM

Dude!!! awesome, just awesome... good to see things happening
Art Thief Musical!





Jul 24 2008 11:10 PM

im never clicking on a link of yours again
Johnathunda





Jul 24 2008 10:16 PM

Well sir, the gong show disappointed me a wee bit.
Clyde





Jul 24 2008 9:11 PM

Word to yo mama and yo daddy and yo greasy granny with holes in her panties!
Ryan Patrick Toth





Jul 24 2008 6:43 PM

LEÓNIDAS MIKLOS





Jul 24 2008 10:47 AM

Hello Mr. Robert Selander

Thank you so much for adding me to your friend list.
For me, it's and Honor to be a part of your group of friends.
I'm pleased to meet you; it is a real pleasure. Best Wishes for You.
You are really beautiful, friendly, cute, manly, charismatic, and handsome, a Greek Adonis, a Great Comedian and finally my friend.

I love your default pics profile,
you are so funny, my favorite.

With Love and much respect,
LEONIDAS MIKLOS
Jason





Jul 22 2008 10:05 PM

Made me laugh! You're a winner! Props to you.
Sara





Jul 22 2008 9:54 PM

My tv was broadcasting some random channel when I turned it on tonight. I am feeling sick so I thought I was hallucinating when I saw you pulling a bunny and spaghetti out of your stomach.
Congrats!
Allyson





Jul 21 2008 10:51 AM

Thanks for the add, Robert!

I first saw you in that David Bowie video at school about a year or two ago and I have been a big fan since!

When I saw you on my TV a few nights ago I was like, "NO WAY! AWESOME!!! Robert is actually on the Gong Show!!!"

You did a great job!

Keep up with the good work!
crazy Mikie





Jul 20 2008 5:43 PM

thanks for the add


you rock !!!


MIKE
Capitol Monkey





Jul 20 2008 1:56 PM

mr. selander!
just thought i'd let you know, I did a gig today with joint horizon
myspace. com/jointhorizon

and i wore the fan club t-shirt for it :D
I also have a sticker on my guitar, there are some videos on the band page if you wanna have a look :P
Christian Shirm





Jul 20 2008 9:45 AM

Great Job you fuckin FREAK!!!!!!!!

If you can get Andy Dick to take a bite of your spagetti noodle ~ YOU'RE IN BABY!!!

~Shirmy
Kelley





Jul 19 2008 5:10 PM

you were great on the gong show!!!!!!!!!!
John Little





Jul 19 2008 4:55 PM

It was good to see you on the T.V.
Box!
lurkerguy.





Jul 19 2008 9:38 AM

I seen you!!!
Maxwell





Jul 18 2008 1:48 PM

You were awesome on the gong show bro! So proud. I'll keep my eyes pealed and washed for you on more silly tv spots.
Congrats!
T.REXX





Jul 18 2008 8:48 AM

I wouldnt be suprised , always stabbing him , dick eating him , he need a friend , mabey you should get a monkey stuffed animal and rip him in half , or put the halfs together in your act and and then pull it out and go , this is a monkey? , then have one of your frinds in the audience with the other rabbit half in their stomach , lol idk
♣Mazel, mazel! Good things!♣





Jul 18 2008 8:12 AM

awesome job on the gong show last night! J.B. Smoove had no idea what he was talking about. hater..
Becky





Jul 17 2008 10:19 PM

haha the wrestling midgets got a better score than you
☠That's a lovely shade of bitch!☠





Jul 17 2008 10:08 PM

OMG I SAAAAW YOU!!!!
You were great. I give you 500!!!
-Lianne
SIR COMMODORE SLOAT the Eclectic Musical Maharishi





Jul 17 2008 7:14 PM

I VOTE 500!!!!
T.REXX





Jul 17 2008 7:10 PM

801 nice man thatwas awesome , did you get your bunny back from DICK
Stand Up Comedy in the 805! 9pm Camarillo!





Jul 17 2008 6:44 PM

Thanks for rockin' the mic on the CEB stage. We like comedy and that means you! www. 805comedy. com
° ¤[AJster]¤ °





Jul 16 2008 9:23 PM

saw the commercial again and i noticed that it was the half-bunny out of the belly skit and i felt like an idiot...
Saleen © ~keeping it mayflowerblood~