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Robert Selander
Sketch Comedy / Stand-Up / Alternative

			"I'll wipe my ass with your LIFE!" Male 27 years old Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login:7/26/2008
Mood: sweaty
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Robert Selander's Comedian Bio

Bio	If you want to know stuff, go to www.robertselander.com. That’s where my naked pictures of elderly people are.
Website	robertselander.com
Influences	A dead horse
Members	Events by Eventful
TV Shows	Here's me on The Gong Show on Comedy Central! ..

Robert Selander's Interests

General	Paper chewing contests and that's it!
Music	I have no ears
Movies	I saw a small mexican man eat an entire set of dentures.
Television	turns me on
Books	Cruel Shoes by Steve Martin, anything by Kurt Vonegut, Mad Magazine, the newspaper obituaries, Shakespeare, Improvisation for the Theater by Viola Spolin, various comics, tons of plays
Heroes	People who are "crotchety"
Groups:	Evil Dead: Live, Comedians Club, San Francisco State University, Comedians of MySpace, THE IMPROVISATIONAL THEATRE SOCIETY, Gary's Bacchinalia, The Lonely Island., All the People That Think Mizzle Needs to Get His Ass on My Space Club View All Robert Selander's Groups

Robert Selander's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Sonora, CA
Body type:	6' 2"
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Children:	Undecided
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Death Instructor
Income:	Less than $30,000

Robert Selander's Schools

San Francisco State University San Francisco,California Graduated: 2004 Student status: Alumni Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: Theatre Arts Clubs: Robert Selander Fan Club	2001 to 2004
Columbia College Sonora,California Graduated: 2001 Student status: Alumni Degree: Associate's Degree Major: Liberal Studies Clubs: Robert Selander Fan Club	1999 to 2001
Sonora High Sonora,California Graduated: 1999 Student status: Alumni	1995 to 1999

Robert Selander's Networking

Theatre - Drama - Acting
I'm a stand up comic and comedic actor in Los Angeles. For booking or casting information please go to www.robertselander.com

Film - Drama - Acting
I'm a stand up comic and comedic actor in Los Angeles. For booking or casting information please go to www.robertselander.com

Robert Selander's Clips

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Clips: 10

Total Plays: 9762

Plays Today: 9

Dinosaur Fight Picture Contest!!

Run Time: 152

Plays: 526
Comments: 3

Oxygen is for Fags By Tartar Control

Run Time: 153

Plays: 208
Comments: 2

Necronomicon

Run Time: 135

Plays: 944
Comments: 8

A Tip for the Men

Run Time: 51

Plays: 680
Comments: 5

Bowie

Run Time: 94

Plays: 1163
Comments: 8

Minotaur

Run Time: 216

Plays: 1615
Comments: 9

A Tip for the Ladies II

Run Time: 32

Plays: 600
Comments: 2

Lampy

Run Time: 128

Plays: 1814
Comments: 18

Gelledemoore The Comedy WIZARD!!!

Run Time: 407

Plays: 602
Comments: 3

Bud D Farly

Run Time: 277

Plays: 1610
Comments: 14

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Robert Selander's Blurbs

About me:
I was born in a hospital. They cut me out of my mom's belly. I had my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck. Then I became a MAN!

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Who I'd like to meet:
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Charlie Murphy! Where's my Money!!	Jul 26 2008 10:32 AM imikimi - Customize Your World
Charlie Murphy! Where's my Money!!	Jul 26 2008 10:25 AM imikimi - Customize Your World
Anomalous (Max)	Jul 25 2008 1:48 AM Dude!!! awesome, just awesome... good to see things happening
Art Thief Musical!	Jul 24 2008 11:10 PM im never clicking on a link of yours again
Johnathunda	Jul 24 2008 10:16 PM Well sir, the gong show disappointed me a wee bit.
Clyde	Jul 24 2008 9:11 PM Word to yo mama and yo daddy and yo greasy granny with holes in her panties!
Ryan Patrick Toth	Jul 24 2008 6:43 PM
LEÓNIDAS MIKLOS	Jul 24 2008 10:47 AM Hello Mr. Robert Selander Thank you so much for adding me to your friend list. For me, it's and Honor to be a part of your group of friends. I'm pleased to meet you; it is a real pleasure. Best Wishes for You. You are really beautiful, friendly, cute, manly, charismatic, and handsome, a Greek Adonis, a Great Comedian and finally my friend. I love your default pics profile, you are so funny, my favorite. With Love and much respect, LEONIDAS MIKLOS
Jason	Jul 22 2008 10:05 PM Made me laugh! You're a winner! Props to you.
Sara	Jul 22 2008 9:54 PM My tv was broadcasting some random channel when I turned it on tonight. I am feeling sick so I thought I was hallucinating when I saw you pulling a bunny and spaghetti out of your stomach. Congrats!
Allyson	Jul 21 2008 10:51 AM Thanks for the add, Robert! I first saw you in that David Bowie video at school about a year or two ago and I have been a big fan since! When I saw you on my TV a few nights ago I was like, "NO WAY! AWESOME!!! Robert is actually on the Gong Show!!!" You did a great job! Keep up with the good work!
crazy Mikie	Jul 20 2008 5:43 PM thanks for the add you rock !!! MIKE
Capitol Monkey	Jul 20 2008 1:56 PM mr. selander! just thought i'd let you know, I did a gig today with joint horizon myspace. com/jointhorizon and i wore the fan club t-shirt for it :D I also have a sticker on my guitar, there are some videos on the band page if you wanna have a look :P
Christian Shirm	Jul 20 2008 9:45 AM Great Job you fuckin FREAK!!!!!!!! If you can get Andy Dick to take a bite of your spagetti noodle ~ YOU'RE IN BABY!!! ~Shirmy
Kelley	Jul 19 2008 5:10 PM you were great on the gong show!!!!!!!!!!
John Little	Jul 19 2008 4:55 PM It was good to see you on the T.V. Box!
lurkerguy.	Jul 19 2008 9:38 AM I seen you!!!
Maxwell	Jul 18 2008 1:48 PM You were awesome on the gong show bro! So proud. I'll keep my eyes pealed and washed for you on more silly tv spots. Congrats!
T.REXX	Jul 18 2008 8:48 AM I wouldnt be suprised , always stabbing him , dick eating him , he need a friend , mabey you should get a monkey stuffed animal and rip him in half , or put the halfs together in your act and and then pull it out and go , this is a monkey? , then have one of your frinds in the audience with the other rabbit half in their stomach , lol idk
♣Mazel, mazel! Good things!♣	Jul 18 2008 8:12 AM awesome job on the gong show last night! J.B. Smoove had no idea what he was talking about. hater..
Becky	Jul 17 2008 10:19 PM haha the wrestling midgets got a better score than you
☠That's a lovely shade of bitch!☠	Jul 17 2008 10:08 PM OMG I SAAAAW YOU!!!! You were great. I give you 500!!! -Lianne
SIR COMMODORE SLOAT the Eclectic Musical Maharishi	Jul 17 2008 7:14 PM I VOTE 500!!!!
T.REXX	Jul 17 2008 7:10 PM 801 nice man thatwas awesome , did you get your bunny back from DICK
Stand Up Comedy in the 805! 9pm Camarillo!	Jul 17 2008 6:44 PM Thanks for rockin' the mic on the CEB stage. We like comedy and that means you! www. 805comedy. com
° ¤[AJster]¤ °	Jul 16 2008 9:23 PM saw the commercial again and i noticed that it was the half-bunny out of the belly skit and i felt like an idiot...
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