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Robert Selander
幽默短劇 / 脫口秀 / 另類

		I'll wipe my ass with your LIFE! 男 28 歲 Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA 美國上次登入時間： 2009/11/30
心情: 無力
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MySpace 網址：

www.myspace.com/robertselander

Robert Selander的喜劇演員簡介

簡介	I am a monster made of flesh bolts and tuna cans. Learn more of my cancer at: http://www.robertselander.com
網站	robertselander.com
影響	A dead horse
會員	Events by Eventful

Robert Selander 的興趣

一般	Paper chewing contests and that's it!
音樂	I have no ears
電影	I saw a small mexican man eat an entire set of dentures.
電視	electric teeth... the show!
書籍	Chum Bucket, The Musical, Learn to Mamogram by Dr. Touchyfeely, My Mom the Barnacle by Capt. Lou Albano, Flip'n a Bitch- A Mouse's Tale by Turner & Hooch
偶像	People who are "crotchety"
群組：	Evil Dead: Live, Comedians Club, San Francisco State University, Comedians of MySpace, THE IMPROVISATIONAL THEATRE SOCIETY, Gary's Bacchinalia, The Lonely Island., All the People That Think Mizzle Needs to Get His Ass on My Space Club 檢視全部 Robert Selander的群組

Robert Selander 的詳細資訊

狀態：	單身
來這裡是為了：	社交, 好友
性傾向：	異性戀
家鄉：	Sonora, CA
體型：	188cm
星座：	雙子座
子女：	還沒決定
教育程度：	大學畢業
職業：	Death Instructor
收入：	19,999 以下

Robert Selander的學校

San Francisco State University San Francisco,California 畢業年份： 2004 在學狀態：校友學位： Bachelor's Degree 主修： Theatre Arts 社團： Robert Selander Fan Club	2001 到 2004
Columbia College Sonora,California 畢業年份： 2001 在學狀態：校友學位： Associate's Degree 主修： Liberal Studies 社團： Robert Selander Fan Club	1999 到 2001
Sonora High Sonora,California 畢業年份： 1999 在學狀態：校友	1995 到 1999

Robert Selander的社交圈

劇場 - 戲劇 - 表演
I'm a stand up comic and comedic actor in Los Angeles. For booking or casting information please go to www.robertselander.com

電影 - 戲劇 - 表演
I'm a stand up comic and comedic actor in Los Angeles. For booking or casting information please go to www.robertselander.com

Robert Selander的影片片段

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影片片段： 10

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LOL-apalooza at The Comedy Store

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播放次數： 234
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"Just a Moment" with Colonel Mustard

影片長度： 51

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Jesus is Love

影片長度： 124

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Poo

影片長度： 174

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Peach Cobbler Party

影片長度： 181

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Dinosaur Fight Picture Contest!!

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播放次數： 1372
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Oxygen is for Fags By Tartar Control

影片長度： 153

播放次數： 551
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Necronomicon

影片長度： 135

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A Tip for the Men

影片長度： 51

播放次數： 1009
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Bowie

影片長度： 94

播放次數： 2495
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近期演出

2009/10/28

21:00

Westside Comedy Theatre

Santa Monica CA

2009/10/29

20:00

The Great Star Theatre

San Francisco CA

2009/11/3

20:30

The Ramada Inn

Hollywood CA

2009/11/17

20:30

The Ramada Inn

Hollywood CA

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Robert Selander 的自我介紹

關於我：
I was born in a hospital. They cut me out of my mom's belly. I had my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck. Then I became a MAN!

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我想認識：
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Robert Selander 的好友空間 (前 16)

Robert Selander 共有 3058 位好友。

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Miguelprod.it	2009/11/30 15:40 .. greetings. miguelprod.it
Kaylee	2009/11/30 15:02 Have a good day,my friend
Darren Marlar	2009/11/29 07:02 Hey, Robert Selander - check out my comedy newsletter for December! http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=113176767&blogId=520288224
Lesa	2009/11/23 06:22 Grab a new Myspace 2.0 Layout
Jon Schieszer	2009/11/23 02:15 New J.S.M.X. #15 Episode is out NOW...check it out...give it a listen...69,000 people can't be wrong. Best Ska/Reggae Around... Subscribe Free  Add to my Page
robertSpace	2009/11/21 22:45 tres thanks!!!!! peace robert.
fi	2009/11/12 10:09 My Dear Robert Selander, I want you to know that your music and your songs are my passion. I am addicted. There is something that pulls me towards them. Keep it up Robert Selander. Te PS:Follow Me Twitter at http://twitter.com/iaent
Jon ----------- "Jonny"	2009/11/11 18:19 That pictures funny as hell... I have a few ex-g/f's I'd like you to throw in there! Jonny
Tomy ann Debi	2009/11/10 02:54 I'll be at uncle toms cabin 4 2 more daze, i think its the off white house at the end of the road.....
Kristie	2009/11/7 13:18 Thanks for the add!!
Sloppy Secondz Comedy	2009/11/1 04:02 hey whats up? if you like our songs you'll love the videos! Check 'em out on Youtube: www.youtube.com/user/sloppysecondzmusic
The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club	2009/11/1 00:23 Here's some eye candy for you...
Thirsty-Thursday.net	2009/10/30 22:23 Sparkle Picnic The Halloween Episode (S03E07) www.SparklePicnic.com \| digg it! \| 'WTFIASP?' \| Facebook ..
Johnny Carnevale	2009/10/23 01:48 Tartar Control # 1
fi	2009/10/6 10:05 Hello Dudes, How you doin lately? I see you shaping your guts well. I love your band. Fi PS.:Follow me at Twitter:http://twitter.com/iaent
Thirsty-Thursday.net	2009/10/5 08:46 Sparkle Picnic: Gold Face (Episode #6, Series 3) www.SparklePicnic.com \| digg it! \| 'WTFIASP?' \| Facebook
BIGSHOSAYS.COM	2009/9/25 18:47 Hey, how is everything going? Im just dropping through to say hi, and a friend of mine asked could I post his link on your comments. Hope you dont mind, if so, just deny this and well pretend it didnt happen. Okay? Laters
Johnny Carnevale	2009/9/24 04:35 Great energy on stage bro, funny stuff, you give 120% evert time
BUNNY POO SALAD	2009/9/23 09:39
fi	2009/9/23 09:37 I am highly inspired by the talent you got. Visit Wyoming Sometime. FiDodi
J.E.S.S.E	2009/9/21 15:27 thanks for the add
Christian Maucery	2009/9/7 08:32 Hello Robert, Thanks for beeing my new friend. Let's keep in touch. Cheers. Christian
Natasha	2009/8/14 22:44 Mario and Princess sex tape is hot lol .. More Videos at ChruDat.com
Springtime is Wartime NEW ALBUM! iTunes, Amazon...	2009/8/12 00:20 Friends in the LA area! After over a year, we are finally coming back. Come kick it with us.
Tomy ann Debi	2009/7/28 15:33 how the hell are you?

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