Writer Robert Smallwood
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"Enjoy Yourself--It's Later Than You Think!"

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102 years old
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana
United States



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    Writer Robert Smallwood's Interests
GeneralPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket ******Reading and writing, intriguing women (OK, OK: sexy, smart, funny ones!), beer, wet vodka martinis w/ olives, maduro cigars (but also Cuban Monte Cristo #2!). Also, walks, yoga, working out, swimming, playing some hoops (although I haven't played for a while, but I did coach a group of rag-tag 7-8 year-olds who were sort of like the Bad News Bears). Exotic foods, movies, plays - even ballet (but not opera!). Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket / ************************************************************* Here's Morning 40 Federation performing live in New Orleans. It's a song called, "Sugar From Behind" which is a tongue-in-cheek, funny song about sexual taboos like anal sex. These guys used to get together near their Ninth Ward homes and drink a 40 ounce of malt liquor in the morning - thus the name. None of them played instruments, but they got drunk one day and decided that each one of them would learn a different instrument, and Morning 40 Federation was born! These guys are a hell of a lot of fun! **********************************************************
MusicBlues and traditional jazz music - really all types but I'm starting to like Latin music more but too much Zydeco gets on my nerves. Morning 40 Federation, Louis Armstrong, Al Green, Sam Cooke, Marvin Gaye, Bix Beiderbeck, Sidney Bechet, Dr. John, Bob French, any of the Marsalis boys, Harry Connick, Jr., Cowboy Mouth and Fred LeBlanc, Troi Bechet, Jesse Moore and most of the local New Orleans music scene. ************************************************************** Me evacuating from Hurricane Katrina, I appear around 2:30-2:45 on the video. Kinda hard for me to watch. Brings back a flood of (bad) memories. My New Orleans peeps (below) check them out!!! Gotty New Video

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MoviesThe Importance of Being Earnest, Born Into This (Bukowski documentary), Natural Born Killers (about the only violent film I like), Godfather, The Dirty Dozen, Carlito's Way, Gone with the Wind.
TelevisionSOPRANOS, Daily Show, Tim Russert (R.I.P.) Meet the Press, PBS, 30 Rock, Saints Football, Sex in the City.
BooksA Confederacy of Dunces, The Great Gatsby, Ham on Rye, A Moveable Feast, The Sun Also Rises, Ask the Dust, A Streetcar Named Desire, Collected Works of Oscar Wilde, Brando (biographies), The Five People You Meet in Hell: Surviving Katrina (of course! I wrote it! 46,000 words in 3 1/2 weeks!)
CURRENT MOON
HeroesJFK, MLK, Lincoln, John Lennon, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Tennessee Williams, John Kennedy Toole, Bukowski.

     Writer Robert Smallwood's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Bettendorf, IA and New Orleans, LA
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Proud parent
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Writer/Consultant

   Writer Robert Smallwood's Schools
Loyola University New Orleans
New Orleans,LA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: International Business
 

1992 to 2000
University Of Northern Iowa
Cedar Falls,IA
Graduated: 1982
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business Management
Minor: Psychology
 

1977 to 1982
Bettendorf High School
Bettendorf,IA
Graduated: 1977
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1973 to 1977

   Writer Robert Smallwood's Networking
Theatre - Dramaturgy - Playwriting
I wrote a play titled, "Brando, Tennessee & Me." (Buy the version at Barnes & Noble, not the Advance Directors' version on Amazon). I like the "Stella" contest that they hold every year at the Tennessee Williams Literary Festival in New Orleans.
Technology - IT - Other
IT consultant to large organizations and small high tech software companies
Film - Composition - Screenwriting
I wrote a screenplay called "Mob vs. Mob" which is about the Cajun Mafia against the Italian Mafia in New Orleans

   Writer Robert Smallwood's Companies
Bacchus Books of New Orleans
New Orleans, LA US
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******What They Said About My First Book!!!********************************************** *"The Five People You Meet in Hell: Surviving Katrina"***** __________________________________________________________________ "Reads like another Confederacy of Dunces!" -Texas Public Radio ***********“Read it… and find the treasure!” -- Andrei Codrescu, NPR ****“Unique and gutsy! -- Rex Reed, New York Observer************** ***********“I especially like the parts about me!” -- Harry Anderson****** ****************"Henry Miller would be proud!" -- Morningside Bookshop, NYC ****“It's rough, and it's immediate, and it's real.” -- Salon.com ****************“Once you start reading it, you will laugh with him, cry with him, and want to have a drink with him!” -- New Orleans Slate** _______________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________________ I try to use both sides of my brain - I'm a writer but also my main career is consulting in the field of enterprise content management. I've published maybe 100 articles on related subjects but just published my first book about my experience with Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath in New Orleans and also a play called "Brando, Tennessee & Me." I like to socialize and see live music. I like hanging out with the local New Orleans writers like Dave Brinks (he holds the weekly 17 Poets reading series at the Goldmine Saloon), Andrei Codrescu, Jimmy Nolan, Brenda Marie Osbey, Lee Grue and others. I like going to Marda Burton's Literary Salon (she also has music, sometimes comedy, and always champagne) on special Sundays. I love the food and unique people in New Orleans too. I exercise almost daily - finally back into a routine after the upending that Katrina did to everyone here. Riding on a train or cruise ship is so much more fun than airplanes! I like the freedom to walk around & the food's good! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Below is an interview of me about my Katrina book: ************************This is the annual Stella and Stanley shouting contest at the Tennessee Williams Literary Festival in New Orleans
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People from all walks of life - I am especially drawn to artistic or humanitarian types. Musicians and singers intrigue me, as well as visual artists. I am interested in people from all types of cultures too and enjoy talking with those who are world travelers. ************************************************************ Here's a real TRUE poem by Charles "Hank" Bukowski. ********************************************************************************** Here's Bukowski reading his poem, "The Night I Killed Tommy." It's pretty damn funny but maybe a little gross at the end. That's Buk! **********************************************************



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Jesse Moore





Jun 12 2009 5:02 PM

Hey man, hope all is well. Congrats on the new book. I've gotta go get my copy!
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Jun 11 2009 9:43 PM





I hope you have a gr8 week my friend.
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Jun 11 2009 9:43 PM

Hi Robert,

Thanks for the add, and I hope that you have a wonderful weekend.
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Jun 6 2009 3:52 PM

Have a beautiful week Robert!
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Jun 6 2009 3:51 PM

aw sweet and thx 4 add request
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Jun 6 2009 3:51 PM

Saludos amigo! I was with Jaime this weekend and we were talking about almost a year ago when we all met. Are you planing to be there for this year's event? Take care!
Victor





Jun 6 2009 3:51 PM

Pretty cool video! you just needed one more take with you dancing or showing your face... right? hahaha... well that would be me filming... The festival of seafood will be apparently Sunday 19th of July... hope to see you there!
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Jun 6 2009 3:51 PM

Butcher daughter top meat, she say Flapjack you bring vegetable we party hearty, HA!

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May 21 2009 9:21 PM

hey robert! many thanks for the add. please help us spread the music, and we’ll see you at the howlin’ wolf (new orleans) on june 6. all the best & GOD bless!

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May 21 2009 9:21 PM

Hey Rob,

I'll be at the Coffee shop again this Friday 6-9pm, then from there I'll be at the SALSA BASH at the Zocalo Club! Stop by and enjoy the moods and vibes.

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May 21 2009 9:20 PM

Great!  Enjoy it.
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May 20 2009 1:47 PM

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May 20 2009 1:47 PM

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May 8 2009 9:53 PM

Today Cafe San Remo...I'll DJ-ing, Invite some friends and let's hang out (what else are we humans suppose to do?)
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May 8 2009 4:59 PM

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Someone give this man a blow job!
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Apr 23 2009 1:05 AM

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Mar 23 2009 7:29 PM

good to know you Robert. Congrats on your new book Jackson Squared.
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Mar 15 2009 8:05 PM

thanks for the add, y'all! please check back for updates on the project.
your support is important and much appreciated!
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