Hi! I’m Rob Gorden. I’m from the Boston area. I dipped my toe in stand up in high school and now I perform all over New York City and wherever people want to see me rant about stuff.
I’ve written for the sports comedy website called thenosebleeds.com and I was Dennis Kucinich on thenewsgroper.com.
I was in a rockin’ musical comedy duo called
"The Rob and Mark Show."
I’ve performed in a bevy of theatre productions in Boston, Chicago, and New York including performing Shakespeare on the second floor of Aerosmith owned Boston bar/performance space, “Mama Kin” while the band Dread Zeppelin was performing on the first. The final scene was mournfully rocking.
I’ve been in a plethora of independent films, many of which, may never see the light of day. Highlights of those few that did glimpse sunlight are “Don’t Get Me Wrong” currently on the film festival circuit and the low budget classic “Drainiac,” which features me in a scene that does for toilets what Psycho did for showers.
I was John McCain's spokesperson on The Onion News Network.
I am married to Kelley and have two cats.
Website
myspace.com/robgorden
Influences
The Marx Brothers, The Big Book of Jewish Humor, Bob and Doug McEnezie, "You Don't Have to Be Jewish" and When Your in Love the Whole World is Jewish." Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, The 1985 Cast of SNL, The Blues Brothers, Mr. Show and...Sammy Davis Jr.
Members
Um, me.
TV Shows
SpikeTV’s Geek Ray Vision,
The Food Network’s "Heavyweights,"
CBS Wild Wild Web,
Comedy Central
QVC 50 in 50 Tour accross the US
Films
The B Movie Classic Drainiac! The other B Movie Classic Ed Wood's Devil Girls! The awesome adaption of the terrible book!
Albums
The Rob and Mark Show's "3rd and 7th Hardest Working Men in Show Business"
.. CDBABY LINK for THE ROB AND MARK SHOW: The 3rd and 7th Hardest Working Men in Show Business -->
Rob's Interests
General
Ah, I'm too lazy to answer this. Oh, all right. The Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins and Celtics. The Goon. Hockey. The Black Top Street Hockey League. Batman. The Joker. The Civil War. War movies. Horror Movies. Comedy.
All right. You wanna know my true interests? It's me. Check this out. Do you like Ed Wood? Here's the trailer for the movie I did from an adaption of Ed Wood's Book "Devil Girls." I play B-movie icon Criswell.
Music
Blues. Rock. Some Jazz. Some. Led Zeppelin and Weird Al Yankovich.
Movies
Silence of the Lambs. Pooty Tang. Happy Gilmore. Jaws.
Wedding Crashers. Ah, you know. All the good ones.
Television
Arrested Development. The Sopranos. The Wire. Rome. Law and Order: SVU. Criminal Minds....and Ugly Betty. There. I said it.
About me: About Me
I am from the Boston area. For 7 years I was in a rockin' musical comedy duo called "The Rob and Mark Show." I dipped my toe toe in stand up in high school and have been dipping ever since. I have performed in a bevy of theatre productions in Boston, Chicago, and New York including performing Shakespeare on the second floor of Aerosmith owned Boston bar/performance space, “Mama Kin” while the band Dread Zeppelin was performing on the first. I have been in a plethora of independent films, many of which, may never see the light of day. Highlights of those few that did glimpse sunlight are “Don’t Get Me Wrong” currently on the film festival circuit and the low budget classic “Drainiac,” which features Rob in a scene that does for toilets what Psycho did for showers.
I am married to Kelley and have two cats.
Here's a Terminator sketch I did for Barely Digital:
Yes. I was John McCain's spokesperson on The Onion News Network. Here it is:
.. John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight
.. Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State
.. McCainâ??s Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'
And I am the Bulls corner man in "Bear VS Bull" on Barely Political:
Check out the latest thing I'm in: The Corporate Knobs!
The Corporate Knobs: Knobs at the Gym ..
The Corporate Knobs: Sexual Harassment ..
The Corporate Knobs: Knobs at the Bar ..
and Yes, it's finally here. The thing you've been waiting for...a $200 Flat Rate phone sex line!
Who I'd like to meet: Bob Costas. For Dinner. Once.
