Rob
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Shit your leg off
Male
24 years old
Folkestone
United Kingdom
Last Login: 10/30/2008
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Rob's Interests
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| General | Siobhan Bonnie Hustler - the most amazing thing ever to happen to me, double-european champions nottingham forest, cricket, avoiding work, nazi saluting in german clubs, ruining hockey festivals, constant irritating sarcasm, underage girls and dancing with wolves | | Music | i'm ashamed to say i'm a dirty little emo child at heart, but without the silly hair. my favourite bands are early november, dashboard confessional, underoath, taking back sunday, thursday, from first to last, hundred reasons, fall out boy, silverstein, the used, brand new, the starting line...could go on forever. i like all sorts of music though, there's always time for cheesy pop in my life and one of the finest exponents of that genre are the all-time legends S Club, cos there ain't no party like an S Club party. | | Movies | i have so many favourite films but fight club, se7en, apocalypse now and american beauty have to be up there. also love things like anchorman and dodgeball and i'm a bit of a sucker for cheesy hollywood blockbusters like gladiator or saving private ryan. the original land before time has to be up there too. | | Television | anything stupid - love the office and anything by chris morris is a must see. day today and brass eye are absolutely priceless comedy genius. sky sports for bringing lots of live football and cricket into my life, but above all else is the amazing neighbours, which through thick and thin remains the greatest institution in the world - the writers of neighbours, we salute you. | | Books | reading 'die erzaehlungen' by kafka at the moment. he's a cunt. | | Heroes | Lance Armstrong, David Prutton, Cesc Fabregas, Kelly Clarkson, Dr Elvis Bedi, Janet Andrewartha, DaMarcus Beasley, Carrie-Ann Grant, Samantha Mumba, Careless Whispers, Sarah Vandenburgh, Pete Tong, Lee Sharpe, Graeme Le Saux, Graham Gooch, Graham Nunney, Mario Winans, AA Milne, Dame Ellen MacArthur, Ian Bell OBE and finally a real hero Tony Blair - vote labour!
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Rob's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Folkestone | | Body type: | 5' 11" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Student |
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About me:
Just realised I didn't have one of these... i'm rob. i'm 21. i'm in the last year of my european history degree at UKC. I have the most amazing, gorgeous girlfriend in the world and we're going to get married and live happily forever and ever. i also have a lot of stupid friends i love very much with whom i can talk shit for hours on end. battleship kent anyone?
I hate quite a few things, people that use myspace to try to have sex with strangers, anyone who looks at my girl and thinks they have a chance, the majority of old people, itv, the conservative party, self-righteous people, stupid people and people who disagree with me. Worst of all however, is the Daily Mail (and its evil twin the Daily Express). The Mail is very keen on tradition, heritage and 'never forgetting' all sorts of heroic British endeavours. Unfortunately the great publishing institution seems to have accidentally forgotten one particularly heroic aspect of its own heritage - their wholehearted support of Hitler, Mussolini and Oswald Moseley...just imagine if Hitler had won the war, we might have ended up with a Daily Mail pouring forth reactionary bile against immigrants, gays, trade unionists, asylum seekers, women....
Chances are i'm better than you, cleverer than you, prettier than you, funnier than you. call me arrogant but rest assured i'm better at being arrogant than you'll ever be...
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Rob Green.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Rob Green.
- There are six towns named Rob Green in the United States!
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Rob Green.
- The only Englishman to become Rob Green was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Rob Green from 1154 to 1159.
- If you kiss Rob Green for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
- A thimbleful of Rob Green would weigh over 100 million tons!
- Rob Green is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
- Contrary to popular belief, Rob Green is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- Americans discard enough Rob Green to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
| Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp | 
What You Call Him: Dada
Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings
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Take the quiz:
Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?
Green Ranger
You are the Green Ranger, you are Tommy who was first evil but then became good. Your weapon is the sword of darkness, the dragon sheild and the, dragon dagger. You are the Dragon.
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| Men See You As Playful | 
Men want a challenge and you are the perfect playmate
You know how to push men's buttons and attract a wide range of guys
You enjoy living and loving - it's one of your most attractive qualities
Men are often consumed with desire for you, and you love that!
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The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic |
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.
The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
- new test, it rules, take it -
The Terrorism Test
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Who I'd like to meet:
David Prutton, Gordon 'The Krypton Factor' Burns, James Wattana, The Banker from Deal or No Deal, Tony Cascarino, Duaine La'dejo, Alan Fletcher, Matthew Bilney, Rod and Jane (not Freddy - he's a cunt) and old children's tv presenter Sarah Greene because I spent most of my Primary School life trying to convince people she was my mum. This was a lie.
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