Robert
Robert Guitarist / Mad Scientist

Male
32 years old
Saint Paul, Minnesota
United States



Last Login: 11/29/2009
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    Robert's Interests
GeneralMusic, songwriting, recording, singing, playing guitar/drums/bass/anything i can get my hands on!
partying,
getting and doing tattoos, making art and stuff, sitting and thinking and reading,
rocking punks and punking rock and punking punkers whilst punking out to punk rock music, haha
cooking, drawing, sculpting, electronic circuit design, being a perv, tinkering with computer programming (I'm gonna make some fucked up computer games!)
being drunk outdoors with friends,
being a general weirdo,
making fun of police officers,
sex,
lamb gyros with lots of ranch dressing and cucumbers,
i'm really into watching/making indie films/animations, altho my portfolio isn't shit yet but I'm workin on it!
MusicBlack Flag, NOFX, Bikini Kill, Propaghandi, Circle Jerks, Rancid, Bad Religion, Ramones, Dropkick Murphys, Quincy Punx, The Queers, Leonard Cohen, Misfits, Weird Al Yankovic, GG Allin, Exploited, NWA, The Replacements, The Living End, No Means No, Nirvana, Crass, Dead Kennedys, Sublime, Butt Trumpet, Deicide, Suicidal Tendencies, Walls Of Jericho, Casualties, Richard Hell and The Voidoids, The Streets, Cannibal Corpse, Stray Cats, L7, Slayer, Nena, Jimi Hendrix, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Sham69, Kittie, Cockney Rejects, Angry Samoans, Violent Femmes, Clit 45, System Of A Down, Anal Cunt, Ratos De Porão, The Pogues, Lower Class Brats, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Agent Orange, Operation Ivy, The Cramps, Subhumans, The Ventures, Rollins Band, Devo, Sinead O'Connor, Social Distortion, Queen, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, Hole, Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, Ice T, King Missile, Eazy E, Lifter Puller, Cyndi Lauper, Flogging Molly, Eminem, US Bombs, Foo Fighters, Cock Sparrer, The Vandals, David Allen Coe, Asian Dub Foundation, Ann Beretta, Black Sabbath, Babes In Toyland, Agnostic Front, ACDC, Meatmen, Primus, Johnny Cash, No Doubt, Presidents Of The United States Of America, Pennywise, White Zombie, CCR, NIN, RATM, Talking Heads, The Vibrators, Unseen, Skunk Anansie, Anal Blast, etc etc etc.............
MoviesIndependant Film Channel and Sundance fuckin rule!!!!!
I own a ton of movies. My All-Time Favorites are:
Bride Of Chucky, Straight To Hell, Falling Down, Tank Girl, THX-1138, Scarface, Night Of The Living Dead, 1984, Cannibal Holocaust, A Clockwork Orange, A Simple Plan, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Death Valley 69, Back To The Future, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Natural Born Killers, Airheads, The Commitments, Strange Brew, Sid & Nancy, Frauds, Scream, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Doors, Freddy Got Fingered, 3000 Miles To Graceland, Weekend At Bernie's, Bad Santa, Set It Off, Carrie, Howard Stern's Private Parts, Weird Science, Mystery Men, Cheech & Chong, Mars Attacks, There's Something About Mary, Enough, Pet Cemetary, Happy Gilmore, Showgirls, and anything by Richard Kern, Tim Burton, Don Hertzfeldt, John Waters, and Stephen King
TelevisionOn average I watch tv 2 hours per month and sometimes none. Sometimes I download shows. I like The A-Team, MacGyver, Family Guy, Ren and Stimpy, South Park.
Books1984 by George Orwell; SURVIVAL (U.S. Army-issued book); Grimm's Grimmest by Tracy Arah Dockray; The Duct Tape Book by Tim Nyberg and Jim Berg; Getting Started In Electronics by Forrest Mims III; The Alchemist (The Secret Magickal Life of Rudolph von Habsburg) by Hanz Holzer; It's All Relative: Einstein's Theory of Relativity by Necia H. Apfel
HeroesHenry Rollins/Black Flag
Jello Biafra/Dead Kennedys
Sid Vicious/Sex Pistols
Rancid
Nofx
MacGyver
Mr. T
Cyndi Lauper

     Robert's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:wherever i may roam
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:High school
Occupation:Freelance Multimedia Artist
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Robert's Schools
Woodbury Sr.
Woodbury, MINNESOTA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Bathroom Smoking 101
 

1992 to 1995

   Robert's Networking
Music - Performance - Guitar
(Punk rockin' music!)
Marketing - Marketing - Direct Marketing
(Outrageous and offensive and hilarious TEE SHIRTS!)
Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer
(I rock out with my cock out if u get me drunk and ask me nicely!)

   Robert's Companies
Fucked Tees
St Paul, MN US
Sole Proprietor
TEE SHIRTS! OFFENSIVE, FUNNY, OUTRAGEOUS, GROTESQUE, PERVERTED, BEAUTIFUL TEES!!!!!!!




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   Robert's Blurbs
About me:




I LOVE MAKING MUSIC,   I've been on lead guitar for about 10 years. I play a little drums and bass guitar also. I also sing.  I'm trying to get a band going, inquire if interested and we'll jam!
-----Check out the vid of me jammin on guitar, toward the middle of this page!!!-----




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I'm an easygoing kid.
 Almost anyone who knows me thinks so.   Life is too short to focus on the negative!!!
I'm introverted at times usually because I daydream alot, I'm sort of a philosopher, inventor, idealist, innovator. It's just the way I am. I'm a problem solver. Aquariuses usually are I guess.
Also, I'm an open book, life is too short for bullshit, I'm "blunt" some people say but I keep my eyes on the prize players beware I am a punk rocker, hardcore is the way to fucking live!  No regrets, no lies, no bullshit!!! :)
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I live alone in a nice 2-bdrm apartment.
I like to cook.


I'D LOVE TO VISIT: All 52 of the US states.   England, Amsterdam, Belgium, Finland, Denmark, Scotland, Italy, Russia, Germany, Cuba, Thailand, Japan, Mexico... I've never been outside of the states yet! Hopefully this will soon change!
I've been to Wisconsin, Indiana, Iowa, Florida, Texas, Illinois.


I WON'T LIVE WITHOUT: Cigs, pizza, freshly-ground coffee, being creative, music, smoked oysters mmm!
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American Cities That Best Fit You:
70% Las Vegas
65% Chicago
55% Philadelphia
55% Portland
50% Atlanta




How Open Minded Are You???
You Are 64% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.



Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination.



Which SLC Punk are you?

Your Lust Quotient: 72%
You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you!
You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do.





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Who I'd like to meet:
ANYONE FUN!!! Anyone who doesn't take life too seriously!

Anyone who believes in themselves. Anyone who can laugh at themself and smile!!!!!

Anyone who likes to cause mischief. Anyone who is/would like to be a pain in the ass/cause for thought, to any establishment in general. Punk rock!

Anyone who is a poet, inventor, writer, musician, visionary, partier, etc., but especially people who are going somewhere in their life.

I'D LIKE TO GO BAR-HOPPING WITH: Keith Richards, Henry Rollins, Perry Farrell, Madonna, Tom Green, and the members of Nofx and Rancid.
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You Will Die at Age 58

Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits.












Well ok I suppose it's possible theres cops who aren't total shitbags. But they're still all dickheads! You know its true!


drunk and stoned ;) gotta lick it b4 u stick it! lol

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me being goofy on guitar, half drunk!

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Bad Religion - New America

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THE QUEERS cover the Ramones

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Tank Girl

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   Robert's Friend Space (Top 39)
Robert has 78 friends.
 Commando Fly 


 Fucked Tees 


 gypsy3379 


 JUNIOR 


 Shane 


 Dawn 


 Kieran 


 ☮Just Deb☮ 


 nightengale 


 jawsh 


 Loving life,living life,its my life........ 


 ^v^BoNkEr^v^ 


 ~Jessica~ 


 Geri 


 Jaime 


 Zsuzsi 


 Mr. Verb 


 Ratchet band manager babe ;) 


 jeff and caine the dog 


 Girls don't fart. 


 Ian 


 Cinders 


 dale 


 Sheiℓa the Awesome 


 hip-hop abs 


 bridget 


 Princess Buttercup 


 purple 


 ♥ Reesie ♥ 


 Missa 


 T.C.S.P. 


 TURF CLUB 


 Triple Rock Social Club 


 Quincy Punx 


 Menstrual Tramps 


 BUTT TRUMPET 


 NOFX 


 2-Fresh 


 Suicide Girls 





Robert's Friends Comments
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GATA GIRL

GATA GIRL



Nov 11 2009 1:02 PM

EXCUSE ME MISTER BUT YOU NEED TO COME OUT TO A GATA SHOW SOON!!! :) HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
GATA GIRL

GATA GIRL



Oct 15 2009 5:13 AM




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Sep 18 2009 10:31 AM

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Aug 26 2009 10:53 PM

HEHE.......THANX:)
Shane

Shane Maxson



Aug 26 2009 8:58 AM

am trying 2 get this pic from my cuz its bad ass 666999
T.C.S.P.

T.C.S.P.



Aug 26 2009 6:27 AM

PRE SALE TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE AT www.triplerocksocialclub.com

T.C.S.P.

T.C.S.P.



Aug 11 2009 1:27 AM

Come support true diy punk!

The beat is located right behind Kehndo's in uptown, off of Hennepin
www.myspace.com/thebeatcoffeehouse


T.C.S.P.

T.C.S.P.



Jul 21 2009 7:04 PM

TCSP PROUDLY PRESENTS



Saturday August 1st - Eclipse Records (1922 University Ave. W in St. Paul, Minnesota) - All Ages - $8 - 5pm

The Phenomenauts
http://www.myspace.com/thephenomenauts

Re-volts (members of Swginin Utters and One man Army)
http://www.myspace.com/sfrevolts

Dcoi (Cali street punk)
http://www.myspace.com/dcoi

Small Kitchen Appliances
http://www.myspace.com/smallkitchenappliancesska

Psycho kid (Chicago)
http://www.myspace.com/thepsychokidband

Strictly Nonsense
http://www.myspace.com/springlakepunk
^v^BoNkEr^v^

PoGo MAchIne



Jul 16 2009 5:26 AM

if were here on L.A. you should of come down here dude

pick up your next issue of FRONTERAS DESARMADAS at this show!!!!!
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T.C.S.P.

T.C.S.P.



Jul 8 2009 4:50 AM

YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THESE SHOWS!


ECLIPSE RECORDS IS LOCATED AT 1922 University Ave. W in St. Paul, Minnesota.

Unfortunately RELENTLESS had to drop off, but we will find a good replacement for them!

BE THERE!
GATA GIRL

GATA GIRL



Jul 2 2009 12:35 AM

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Jun 25 2009 4:51 PM

DON'T FORGET THIS SHOW'S COMING UP SOON!

THE ASHERS are MARK from THE UNSEEN'S new band!  Come see them play at a really small venue, this show will never happen again!

ECLIPSE records is located at
1922 University Ave. W in St. Paul, Minnesota.

GATA GIRL

GATA GIRL



Jun 24 2009 3:20 AM

ahaha yes it is;)
T.C.S.P.

T.C.S.P.



Jun 3 2009 3:23 AM

THESE ARE SOME SHOW YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS!!!

JUNE 18 - TRIPLE ROCK - ALL AGES - 5PM - $14
*STREET DOGS*, SHOT BAKER, SPENT .50'S, PONX ATTAX!

JUNE 22 - TRIPLE ROCK - 18+ (SORRY) - 8PM - $15
*THE GERMS* (With all original members, and featuring Shane West on vocals. for those that don't know he was Darby Crash in the movie about The Germs "What We Do Is Secret") *KRUM BUMS*, VIRGIN WHORES!

JUNE 27 - ECLIPSE RECORDS - ALL AGES - 6PM - $6
AHSERS (Featuring MARK from THE UNSEEN & A GLOBAL THREAT) DIMINISHED, MENTAL PUNK RELIEF & TBA. (flyer coming soon)

*buy advance ticket for the june 18 & 22 show here!*
http://triplerock.indietickets.com/tickets/customer/home.php




V.

V.



May 30 2009 7:20 AM

Thanks for the kind words.
V.

V.



May 23 2009 6:15 PM

hi new friend :)
Twin Cities Metalheads Meetup

Metal Belle



May 19 2009 9:02 PM

hey guy in pound me in the ass federal prison - Overkill is in Mehico this month and only has 1 US date booked after that for Rocklahoma (whoa that's a fucked up name) in Oklahoma. When I hear something I will tweet that shit.
^v^BoNkEr^v^

PoGo MAchIne



May 11 2009 6:02 PM

ill send later two other videos of the other bands i play with in the pass yo
♥ Reesie ♥

♥ Reesie ♥



May 6 2009 8:03 PM

Hey weirdie how're you??? im chill, livin back out east.. no i dont have time for irc which does suck but you can deffo text me when ya want you start cybering and i cut you! haha

hope to hear from ya soon Rob
btw its 3476096702
^v^BoNkEr^v^

PoGo MAchIne



May 4 2009 6:20 AM

sup robert. heres a video from may 1 2009 . while the ppl were walking down in downtown Los Angeles California. protesting for the immigration reform. letting those fucks listen to our messages in our songs and why we do it. the bass wasnt tune good but heres the video we dont care about it hope u enjoy it mate

^v^BoNkEr^v^

PoGo MAchIne



Apr 30 2009 1:05 AM

heres a list of gigs coming up if you live in L.A. this is where you want to be at friend.


heres a list of gigs coming up if you live in L.A. this is where you want to be at friend.


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PoGo MAchIne



Apr 27 2009 4:27 AM

id like the saying too dude. the band is going well this coming friday will be our first venue club bar gig.
Hollz

Holly Merkling



Apr 27 2009 10:42 AM

HA! That was pretty good for making it up on the fly! So how ya been? Whatcha been up to?
Ratchet band manager babe ;)

Rachael Johnson



Apr 27 2009 2:34 PM

Hey DUDE! Whats up? Come to Big V's on Tues see the band I manage.
Its been sooo long!
Cheers!
Barnetta J. Johnson, aka Netta, /barb

Barnetta Johnson



Apr 26 2009 9:21 PM

hey good to see you, thanks for the add!

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