Look to the right. Go ahead. I bet it will make you feel better.
Influences
Dave Attell, Jon Stewart, Brian Posehn, Patton Oswalt, Kevin Smith, Richard Lewis
Members
Me
Rob Haynes's Interests
General
Stand Up, Horror Movies, chicks who dig stand-up and horror movies.
Music
Beastie Boys, The Strokes, The Clash, Jay-z, Dwight Yoakam, Cake, Disturbed, The Rolling Stones, Johnny Cash, Tenacious D, AC/DC, Run DMC, Kanye West, Talib Kweli, Green Day, The Donnas, Hank Williams III, MC Lyte, Guns and Roses, Zombina and the Skeletones, the Protomen, The Mini Bosses, Black Sabbath, Foo Fighters
Movies
Pulp Fiction, Dead and Breakfast, Feast, The Departed, Chasing Amy, Evil Dead, SiCKO, Old School, Swingers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Planet Terror, Death Proof, Nightmare on Elm Street
Television
The Office
The Simpsons
Attack of the show
Heroes
Numbers
Dexter
Books
Cash, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Leading with my Chin
Heroes
Kevin Smith, Dave Attell, David Cross, Patton Oswalt, The Toxic Avenger, My parents, The Green Lantern, and I hear good things about Grizzly Adams
About me:
You could say that Rob Haynes has been doing stand-up for since he was in high school. Rob began his journey as the dorky kid in high school growing up in a small town in east Tennessee. He learned quickly that a chunky pale kid with a deep appreciation for horror movies and the work of George Lucas better be funny or be prepared to spend some time shoved in a locker. Rob, attended Middle Tennessee State University where he pursued a degree in broadcasting, with hopes to one day become a writer and director for TV and film. Feeling unfulfilled creatively Rob started performing stand-up comedy in Nashville. Utilizing the same razor wit and ability to dissect pop culture that kept him alive in the blackboard jungle, Rob rose quickly in the Nashville, eventually forging the skills that have made him one of the most promising young comics in the south. Delving into such topics as his youth as an outcast in a small town and his love of star wars and pie, Rob Haynes finds away to make everyone smile at his off beat view of the world.
Who I'd like to meet: Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarentino, Chris Rock, The Toxic Avenger, Bill Clinton and Spiderman. OH Oh oh and asian chicks, asian chicks are hot.
This Valentine's Day Dawna of the Dead will be at Dark Delicacies signing our featured issue of Girls and Corpses Magazine. Get your copy of the magazine signed by the Director/Producer/Writer of Dawna of the Dead, Laume Conroy and the Dawna Cast!!! We are going to be at Dark Delicacies from 2-4pm so bring your slacker ass down there on time!!!!
Dark Delicacies Bookstore 4213 W. Burbank Burbank, ca, 91505 (818) 556-6660
You could say that Rob Haynes has been doing stand-up for since he was in high school. Rob began his journey as the dorky kid in high school growing up in a small town in east Tennessee. He learned quickly that a chunky pale kid with a deep appreciation for horror movies and the work of George Lucas better be funny or be prepared to spend some time shoved in a locker. Rob, attended Middle Tennessee State University where he pursued a degree in broadcasting, with hopes to one day become a writer and director for TV and film. Feeling unfulfilled creatively Rob started performing stand-up comedy in Nashville. Utilizing the same razor wit and ability to dissect pop culture that kept him alive in the blackboard jungle, Rob rose quickly in the Nashville, eventually forging the skills that have made him one of the most promising young comics in the south. Delving into such topics as his youth as an outcast in a small town and his love of star wars and pie, Rob Haynes finds away to make everyone smile at his off beat view of the world.
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