About me:
Well, I'm a picker. I'm a grinner. I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun.
I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker. I sure don't wanna hurt no one.
Actually, those are just the lyrics to The Joker by The Steve Miller Band.
I was born in San Diego, California on March 2nd, 1984. It was all downhill from that point on.
I've lived an extraordinarily boring life. The few highlights of which were:
Not killing myself by jumping off the couch whilst wearing a red towel around my neck at the tender age of 3, thus learning that I was, in fact, not Superman.
Meeting Ronald McDonald at the age of 5 and informing him that his fries were my favorite vegetable.
Facing death once again at the age of 9, this time rolling down a dangerous mountain pass and nearly falling off of a sheer cliff face. If my sister had not broke my fall, I would not be typing this right now.
And then very little else happened until the age of 21, when I fell in love with a woman on the internet named Danielle.
Today, at the age of 24, I live in Minnesota with Danielle, whom I plan to marry, and her son Ben, whom I do not plan to marry but is more than welcome in the family plan.
I also have two cats. Midnight, who is big and black and defends our home against supernatural forces. And Mogget, who is small and grey and defends our home against rolled up pieces of paper.
My daily mantra, what I say to myself everyday when I wake up in the morning:
Don't get ass raped.
If I fail to accomplish any of the goals that I've set for myself durring the day, at least I know that I've accomplished one thing. That is
not getting ass raped.
It doesn't work as often as I'd like, though.
I pretend to be a writer. I pretend to be a nice person. And I pretend to be the King of Spain. So far people only believe the first two.
I'm coming for you, Spain.
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Jul 17 2009 1:48 AM
Pete Hopkins here.
I have written a tribute song for the one and only Michael Jackson
and I put it up on my myspace today.
"Mr Jackson"
also check out this video montage made by a fan to accompany it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAft41Sz8qg
thanks to @yourockradio (follow him on twitter) for creating it -its very moving
R.I.P. King of Pop!
MJ4ever!
Thank you.
-Pete Hopkins
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Hey Rob K, I am sending you a Irish Car bombs.
Send me a drink back!
Mar 3 2009 12:44 AM
I tried to get it as chocolatey-tasting as possible...
Mar 2 2009 7:35 PM
Mar 2 2009 2:39 PM
Hey Rob,
We just wanted to pop by and wish you a happy birthday.
Hope you have a great one!
VENICE
Mar 2 2009 3:19 AM
Feb 23 2009 3:25 AM
We used to be tight, yo. Tight. Like... a tight thing.
Feb 22 2009 5:01 PM
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Jan 8 2009 12:22 AM
You have 400 and some fucking number of friends and you REALLY hadn't had a comment since Dec. 24th?!? Sadness...
Jan 8 2009 12:20 AM
And although that quite possibly may have been the case, that doesn't mean that when I see some random dude that I think is you that I'm not going to freakin' tell you about it.
Geez.
Jan 8 2009 12:03 AM
Dec 24 2008 9:01 PM
Don't freeze!! ♥
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Dec 12 2008 7:08 AM
The Sugar Dames