Rob K

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  • Rob Kaas

  • 25 / Male
  • MINNESOTA, US
  • Last Login: 11/12/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Comic Books, Science Fiction, Brainless Action Flicks, Deep Thinking Movies, Writing and Your Mom.
    FABULIST!



  • Music




    Bands (in no particular order):

    Pink Floyd
    Led Zepplin
    The Beatles
    Depeche Mode
    Erasure
    The Talking Heads
    The Police
    The Pixies
    Oingo Boingo
    Nirvana
    Pearl Jam
    Dave Matthews Band
    Jane's Addiction
    Anthrax
    Pantera
    Metallica
    Judas Priest
    KISS
    The Shins
    Evanescence
    Queens Of The Stone Age
    Green Day
    Coldplay
    The Yeah Yeah Yeah's
    Stone Temple Pilots
    Better Than Ezra
    Bush
    Stabbing Westward
    U2
    The Travelling Wilburys
    Goo Goo Dolls
    Staind
    The Smashing Pumpkins
    Blind Melon
    All-American Rejects
    Jimmy Eat World
    Lacuna Coil
    Lazlo Bane
    OK Go
    Violent Femmes
    Blondie
    Live
    Letters To Cleo
    Incubus
    Rage Against The Machine
    Soundgarden
    Cary Brothers
    Remy Zero
    30 Seconds to Mars
    Soul Coughing
    Ben Folds Five
    Wheatus
    Weezer
    Primus
    They Might Be Giants
    Radiohead
    Portishead
    The Cure
    The Cult
    The Cranberries
    Gin Blossoms
    The Mountain Goats
    One Thousand
    Apples In Stereo
    The Icons

    --

    Singers (in no particular order):

    Billy Joel
    Tom Petty
    Sarah McLachlan
    Tori Amos
    Frank Sinatra
    Dean Martin
    Bobby Darin
    Richard Cheese
    Eric Clapton
    Prince
    Beck
    Jimi Hendrix
    Janis Joplin
    Paul Simon
    Nick Drake
    John Mayer
    Ben Kweller
    Peter Gabriel
    Thom Yorke
    Morrissey
    Frou Frou
    David Bowie
    Lionel Ritchie
    Regina Spektor
    Aimee Mann
  • Movies

    In no particular order:

    The Princess Bride
    Labyrinth
    The Dark Crystal
    MirrorMask
    Daredevil
    The Ref
    Slither
    Spider-Man / Spider-Man 2
    Anything Hayao Miyazaki; Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, etc.
    Dragon Slayer
    Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
    Ghost In The Shell
    The Boondock Saints
    Brick
    Anything Stephen Chow; Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, etc.
    Anything Kevin Smith; Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, etc.
    Anything Tim Burton; Big Fish, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, etc.
    Anything Quentin Tarantino; Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, etc.
    Four Rooms
    Noel
    All of the Harry Potter films so far (though POA left a bit to be desired)
    Casablanca
    The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
    Anything starring Jimmy Stewart
    Anything staring Johnny Depp
    Anything starring William H. Macy
    Anything starring Audrey Hepburn
    X-Men / X2 / X3: The Last Stand
    Anything starring John Cusack
    Anything starring John Hurt
    Love, Actually
    Ginger Snaps / Ginger Snaps 2 / Ginger Snaps 3
    An American Werewolf in London
    An American Werewolf in Paris
    Bridget Jones' Diary / Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
    Life as a House
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    Donnie Darko
    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl / Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    Frailty
    Gattaca
    Anything John Hughes; Pretty In Pink, The Breakfast Club, etc.
    Star Wars (ALL)
    Batman / Batman Returns / Batman Begins
    The Indiana Jones' Trilogy
    Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
    Dead Man
    Shadow of the Vampire
    Being John Malkovich
    Little Miss Sunshine
    Stranger Than Fiction
  • Television

    In no particular order:

    Firefly
    Dead Like Me
    Gene Simmons' Family Jewels
    Stargate: SG1
    Stargate: Atlantis
    Night Stalker / Kolchack: The Night Stalker (1970s)
    A-Team
    Who Wants To Be A SuperHero?
    SCRUBS
    My Name Is Earl
    The Office
    E.R.
    Good Eats
    Buffy reruns
    Angel reruns
    LOST (OMG)
    Hogan Knows Best
    Most shows on Cartoon Network (including Adult Swim)
    Most shows on Sci-Fi
    Most shows on Comedy Central
    Heroes
  • Books

    Neil Gaiman: Neverwhere, Stardust, American Gods, Anansi Boys, Coraline, Sandman (Graphic Novels), Good Omens (with Terry Pratchett)

    Garth Nix: Sabriel, Lirael, Abhorsen, The Ragwitch

    James Patterson: Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

    Stephen King: Cujo, Cell, On Writing
  • Heroes

    Professional: Neil Gaiman, Kevin Smith, Stan Lee, Troy Hickman.

    Personal:

    My beautiful fiancee Danielle, who inspires me on a daily basis to be the best I can be (as a writer, as a fiancee, as a father, as a person) and whose mere presence in the room makes me happy.

    My father, the most noble man I have ever known.

    Jimmy Stewart, the gentleman by which all others must be judged.





Details

  • Status: Engaged
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Born In: San Diego, California
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 2" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Unemployed Writer / Porn Star

Networking

Companies

  • Third Eye Comics

    • Crazytown, Minnesotexas US
    • Co-Founder / Writer / Sexpot
    2006 - Forever

Goodreads

Dragon Wars

Blurbs

About me:

Well, I'm a picker. I'm a grinner. I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun.

I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker. I sure don't wanna hurt no one.


Actually, those are just the lyrics to The Joker by The Steve Miller Band.

I was born in San Diego, California on March 2nd, 1984. It was all downhill from that point on.

I've lived an extraordinarily boring life. The few highlights of which were:

Not killing myself by jumping off the couch whilst wearing a red towel around my neck at the tender age of 3, thus learning that I was, in fact, not Superman.

Meeting Ronald McDonald at the age of 5 and informing him that his fries were my favorite vegetable.

Facing death once again at the age of 9, this time rolling down a dangerous mountain pass and nearly falling off of a sheer cliff face. If my sister had not broke my fall, I would not be typing this right now.

And then very little else happened until the age of 21, when I fell in love with a woman on the internet named Danielle.

Today, at the age of 24, I live in Minnesota with Danielle, whom I plan to marry, and her son Ben, whom I do not plan to marry but is more than welcome in the family plan.

I also have two cats. Midnight, who is big and black and defends our home against supernatural forces. And Mogget, who is small and grey and defends our home against rolled up pieces of paper.

My daily mantra, what I say to myself everyday when I wake up in the morning: Don't get ass raped.

If I fail to accomplish any of the goals that I've set for myself durring the day, at least I know that I've accomplished one thing. That is not getting ass raped.

It doesn't work as often as I'd like, though.

I pretend to be a writer. I pretend to be a nice person. And I pretend to be the King of Spain. So far people only believe the first two.

I'm coming for you, Spain.

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Comments

Displaying 25 of 2153 comments
  • Dec 25 2009 4:42 PM

    merry xmas negro...
  • Dec 3 2009 8:06 PM


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    Oct 19 2009 6:46 AM

    I just wanted to say that I loved you.  Not in the gay way, where I want to touch your butt.  But the kind of love, that if you were walking down a dark alley, and 5 or 6 really big guys decided they were going to jump you, I would run into them, without a 2nd thought.  That is the kind of love I have for you, mang.  Fuckin <3
  • Jul 17 2009 1:48 AM

    Hey!
    Pete Hopkins here.
    I have written a tribute song for the one and only Michael Jackson
    and I put it up on my myspace today.
    "Mr Jackson"

    also check out this video montage made by a fan to accompany it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAft41Sz8qg

    thanks to @yourockradio (follow him on twitter) for creating it -its very moving

    R.I.P. King of Pop!
    MJ4ever!

    Thank you.
    -Pete Hopkins
  • Apr 30 2009 8:30 PM



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  • Mar 18 2009 5:53 PM

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  • Mar 3 2009 12:44 AM

    Happy Birthday!!

    I tried to get it as chocolatey-tasting as possible...

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  • Mar 2 2009 7:35 PM

    YO!!! what up mang... just thought i would drop you a line sayin happy birthday...have a good one hope all is going well for you....
  • Mar 2 2009 2:39 PM



    Hey Rob,
    We just wanted to pop by and wish you a happy birthday.
    Hope you have a great one!

    VENICE

    ..

  • Mar 2 2009 3:19 AM

    ♥ Happy Birthday ♥
  • Sen

    Feb 23 2009 3:25 AM

    Dude. Not even the top 40?

    We used to be tight, yo. Tight. Like... a tight thing.
  • Feb 22 2009 5:01 PM

  • Feb 11 2009 9:38 PM

    omg its rob! lol. yup its cold here too =/ good, good, being a mommy =) in case u havent realized i have a son lol.
    how bout u? when u havin mini robs?
  • Feb 10 2009 5:25 PM

    BOOM BOOM Buy
  • Feb 4 2009 9:20 PM

    wow. its roB! its been a longgg time.
    hows the married life? hope all is welL!
  • Jan 8 2009 4:44 PM

    Bummer.
  • Jan 8 2009 12:22 AM

    P.S.

    You have 400 and some fucking number of friends and you REALLY hadn't had a comment since Dec. 24th?!? Sadness...
  • Jan 8 2009 12:20 AM

    Dir yourself.


    And although that quite possibly may have been the case, that doesn't mean that when I see some random dude that I think is you that I'm not going to freakin' tell you about it.


    Geez.
  • Jan 8 2009 12:03 AM

    Duuuuude!! I totally just thought I saw you at Togo's in Capitola! I got all stoked there for a second. I walk in and there's this guy sitting there at a table facing me, but he's got a book up in front of his face... and I SWORE it was you! Same hair, same build, same fucking hands!! And of course being that that's all I could see, I really didn't have much else to go on. But I didn't want to just walk over. Luckily I didn't... cuz when he pulled the book away to take a bite it obviously wasn't you.
    But it was crazy! I really thought it was!!
  • Dec 24 2008 9:01 PM

    Pin-up Christmas Stocking Pictures, Images and Photos
    Don't freeze!! ♥
  • Dec 24 2008 6:55 PM

  • Dec 24 2008 5:27 PM

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
  • Dec 12 2008 7:08 AM

    Sending our love to you... Muah!

    The Sugar Dames