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Rob Maher
Stand-Up
The Dude Abides.

Male
98 years old
Sterling
United States



Last Login: 7/18/2009
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   Rob Maher's Comedian Bio
BioRob started his comedy career in Mclean, Virginia. He quickly became the greatest comedian of all time. It wasn't long before his humor was curing cancer, impregnating infertile woman and feeding the homeless. If you think Brian Regan's funny, you're right. Rob's act is the perfect marriage of sex and love. It's hot, unadulterated and intense yet sensitive, caring and unconditional. Rob's stage presence alone will get him into heaven. His unique insights often convince the police to look the other way. Which one doesn't fit? The invention of the wheel, the Berlin Wall being torn down, Rob Maher's bit on abortion or Neil Armstrong stepping foot on the moon? If you said the Berlin Wall being torn down, you're right. He loves animals. Rob is a firm believer that no means yes and pepper spray means do me harder. Rob Maher's act is a good book, a glass of single malt scotch, a comfortable pillow, a secluded adult bookstore, a Jimi Hendrix solo, a scene from Apocalypse Now, a pay per view prison riot and the sun setting over the ocean. It's everything you ever wanted or needed. So go see Rob Maher. Pay lots of money to see Rob Maher. You earned it. You deserve it. Do the right thing. He's Rob Maher and you're welcome.
WebsiteRobMaher.com
AlbumsIt Takes a Village

   


    Rob Maher's Interests
GeneralBig Game MILF Hunting, threesomes with Supermodels, pulling out, reading minds, judging other people and learning how to whisper in a Helicopter.
MusicScrantonicity, the soundtracks to any and every Corey Haim movie, the Score from Schindler's List, anything by Zamphir, master of the Pan Flute and the live version of "We Built This City on Rock and Roll"
MoviesI don't watch movies, I read.
TelevisionI don't watch Television, I read.
BooksWhat kind of loser reads?
HeroesRon Mexico
Groups: Cringe HumorComedians of MySpacePrince!Washington Redskins FansHold 'Em PlayersAli G and Star WarsBill BurrRoad Comics

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     Rob Maher's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Edgewater, MD
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:Stand up Comedian

   Rob Maher's Schools
Clarke County High
Berryville,Virginia
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
 

1990 to 1991


   Upcoming Gigs
Apr 16 2009 8:30P
Tommy Joes Bethesda MD
Apr 17 2009 8:00P
Virginia Brewing Company Winchester VA
Apr 18 2009 8:00P
Bethesda Hyatt Regency Bethesda MD
Apr 22 2009 6:30P
American University DC
Apr 25 2009 8:00P
DC Improv Lounge DC
May 2 2009 8:00P
Virginia Brewing Company Winchester VA
May 4 2009 6:00A
Broadcasting Live From The Bahamas on 98 Rock
May 5 2009 6:00A
Broadcasting Live From The Bahamas on 98 Rock
May 6 2009 6:00A
Broadcasting Live From The Bahamas on 98 Rock
May 7 2009 6:00A
Broadcasting Live From The Bahamas on 98 Rock
May 8 2009 6:00A
Broadcasting Live From The Bahamas on 98 Rock
May 9 2009 9:00P
Time Out Sports Grille Westminster MD
May 16 2009 9:00P
EJ’s Landing College Park MD

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   Rob Maher's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a stand up comedian. I'm not famous or rich but the night is young. I like Reeses peanut butter cups, the color blue, sunsets, girls in sun dresses, cool summer nights and Seinfeld reruns. I like the sound of Eva Cassidy's voice, Vodka Martinis extra dry, free porn, air conditioning and writing Haikus. I love midgets but hate little people. I like dogs, the song Nothing Compares 2 U, anything cooked on a grill, movies that don't star Vin Diesel and being snowed in. I prefer pie over cake. I hate mornings, people who never shut the fuck up, the beltway, cheap vodka and award shows. I think Dolphins are overrated. I drink too much, play too much poker and watch too much TV. I wish I could play piano. I think life is too short to stress over bullshit. I think I'm tired of talking about myself. Go to my site now. RobMaher.com Or better yet, go buy My CD on itunes.
Who I'd like to meet:
Cool people who like to laugh and have a good time and Halle Berry

   


   Rob Maher's Friend Space (Top 13)
Rob Maher has 1097 friends.
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 Funny Cupcake 


 catherine dawn 


 sherry 


 Andy Kline 


 Jon 


 Randolph Terrance 


 Mickey, Amelia & Spiegel 


 Paula 


 Michelle 


 Leslie Mae 


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Rob Maher's Friends Comments
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Trenton Stone





Jul 15 2009 12:02 AM


Roxanne





Jul 4 2009 12:47 PM

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jim rose circus





Jun 25 2009 8:43 PM

yes my facebook got hacked so i have to start over.PLEASE join
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jim-Rose-Circus/73911349699?re
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..FANS FANS FANS this show is going to be amazing..keep checking this site for tour dates and updates we start on the west coast july 3rd
thanks
jim
2009 tour poster
Pop Haydn





Jun 24 2009 11:34 PM

DawnColette





Jun 2 2009 1:21 AM

You comin?
Nottinghams





May 22 2009 9:28 PM

BeachLuvr





May 15 2009 6:04 PM

Wut up luvrface?!
You recover from
the Bahamas yet?
XO's
Paula





May 8 2009 11:41 AM

hey babe! I wish I was in the Bahamas!! Miss you!!
catherine dawn





May 1 2009 8:04 AM

i stopped by to molest your page
~ Vicstar ~





Apr 29 2009 10:26 AM

Hey Rob, my faraway buddy. I know it's been ages (no seriously, I'm not even exaggerating, it must be AGES) we last touched base (or touched anything for that matter), but I was just wondering how you were doing...
And also, I need to get you to TWITTER. I think you'd be one hell of a twitter-er. And I'd love to follow you on my iPhone. ;)
Anyway, let me know how you're doing.
xoxo
Vic
Adam Jacobs...New Video UP





Apr 9 2009 11:25 PM

Roxanne





Apr 7 2009 8:50 PM

MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments Hope u have a WONDERFUL EASTER!!!!
Leslie Mae





Mar 29 2009 6:38 PM

Always a pleasure seeing you Mr. Maher. The show was great, glad you did it.
Hope to see you again soon :)
Dee





Mar 28 2009 2:31 AM

Looking forward to tomorrow. It has been awhile since I've seen you. Thanks babe for the air time also.
Leslie Mae





Feb 14 2009 6:56 PM

Happy Valentines day darling :) Hope you get some lovin today!!
jim rose circus





Feb 5 2009 12:47 AM

Hi Im going to be in your area soon. Im writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
We dont read the messages at the circus site.
There are too many there and hard to manage
Gene Gallo





Feb 3 2009 5:41 PM

hey rob how is the stage treating you?
Wendi





Feb 2 2009 5:52 PM

FYI - we got our 10 times in for the month of December... Luv ya!
Paula





Jan 2 2009 1:58 PM

Happy New Year Sugar lips, going to try and make it out to see u this sat okay love you
Roxanne





Dec 29 2008 3:16 AM


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BeachLuvr





Dec 20 2008 6:38 PM

...you were missed
last night... Joe,
Mickey and no YOU?!
January perhaps?! :)
Hope life is good!!!
DawnColette





Dec 15 2008 9:40 PM

I had a good time, and so did my friends
We will have to do this again (but I will have to be more sober)
♣@u§╤!n♠





Dec 12 2008 3:01 AM

heyy hows it going?
Roxanne





Dec 10 2008 10:27 PM

MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments Rob! Have a VERY Merry one!!!:)
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