Rob started his comedy career in Mclean, Virginia. He quickly became the greatest comedian of all time. It wasn't long before his humor was curing cancer, impregnating infertile woman and feeding the homeless. If you think Brian Regan's funny, you're right. Rob's act is the perfect marriage of sex and love. It's hot, unadulterated and intense yet sensitive, caring and unconditional. Rob's stage presence alone will get him into heaven. His unique insights often convince the police to look the other way. Which one doesn't fit? The invention of the wheel, the Berlin Wall being torn down, Rob Maher's bit on abortion or Neil Armstrong stepping foot on the moon? If you said the Berlin Wall being torn down, you're right. He loves animals. Rob is a firm believer that no means yes and pepper spray means do me harder. Rob Maher's act is a good book, a glass of single malt scotch, a comfortable pillow, a secluded adult bookstore, a Jimi Hendrix solo, a scene from Apocalypse Now, a pay per view prison riot and the sun setting over the ocean. It's everything you ever wanted or needed. So go see Rob Maher. Pay lots of money to see Rob Maher. You earned it. You deserve it. Do the right thing. He's Rob Maher and you're welcome.
Web Sitesi
RobMaher.com
Albümler
It Takes a Village
Rob Maher | İlgi Alanları
Genel
Big Game MILF Hunting, threesomes with Supermodels, pulling out, reading minds, judging other people and learning how to whisper in a Helicopter.
Müzik
Scrantonicity, the soundtracks to any and every Corey Haim movie, the Score from Schindler's List, anything by Zamphir, master of the Pan Flute and the live version of "We Built This City on Rock and Roll"
Hakkımda: I'm a stand up comedian. I'm not famous or rich but the night is young. I like Reeses peanut butter cups, the color blue, sunsets, girls in sun dresses, cool summer nights and Seinfeld reruns. I like the sound of Eva Cassidy's voice, Vodka Martinis extra dry, free porn, air conditioning and writing Haikus. I love midgets but hate little people. I like dogs, the song Nothing Compares 2 U, anything cooked on a grill, movies that don't star Vin Diesel and being snowed in. I prefer pie over cake. I hate mornings, people who never shut the fuck up, the beltway, cheap vodka and award shows. I think Dolphins are overrated. I drink too much, play too much poker and watch too much TV. I wish I could play piano. I think life is too short to stress over bullshit. I think I'm tired of talking about myself. Go to my site now. RobMaher.com Or better yet, go buy My CD on itunes.
Kimle tanışmak isterim: Cool people who like to laugh and have a good time and Halle Berry
Hey Rob, my faraway buddy. I know it's been ages (no seriously, I'm not even exaggerating, it must be AGES) we last touched base (or touched anything for that matter), but I was just wondering how you were doing... And also, I need to get you to TWITTER. I think you'd be one hell of a twitter-er. And I'd love to follow you on my iPhone. ;) Anyway, let me know how you're doing. xoxo Vic
Hi Im going to be in your area soon. Im writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle We dont read the messages at the circus site. There are too many there and hard to manage
