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Ruby Collins
Stand-Up
Ruby Collins i dressed my zwinky like a whore.

Female
32 years old
AUSTIN, TEXAS
United States



Last Login: 11/9/2009
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Bio"Easily the most taboo-shattering, whiskey-swigging, gut-busting female comic the scene has unleashed in years, expect to see Ruby Collins divide and conquer the counter-culture soon." - Amp Magazine, 2008
Films
AlbumsMetal Up Live

    Ruby Collins's Interests
Generalcrossword puzzles, roast beef sandwiches, cheese, belt buckles, comic books, irish whiskey, guitars, poker, lemonade, the awesomeness that is a stupid stripper, ninjas, talk radio, inappropriate haikus.
Musicthe bee gees, weezer, bouncing souls, the who, born to lose, stevie tombstone, cash, willie, t-rex, blackalicious, tragedy, acdc, quiet riot, talking heads, queen, rolling stones, styx
Movieslawrence of arabia, old school, goodfellas, city of god, sabrina(the original), saturday night fever, italian job(the original), the usual suspects, indiana joneses (not that last piece of crap, youve burned me once again, george lucas!), star warses(really only the old ones), monty python and the holy grail, pee-wee's big adventure, edward scissorhands.
Televisioni dont have electricity. just kidding. i love too many television shows to list here.
Booksright this second i'm reading born standing up, when you are engulfed in flames, the easy way to quit smoking and y the last man.
Heroesi’m holding out for one ’til the end of the night, but he’s gotta be strong, and he’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be fresh from the fight. i do need a hero. i’m holding out for one ’til the morning light. i guess he’s gotta be sure, but it’s gotta be soon and he’s gotta be larger than life. yeah, you know, a hero.
Groups: Sugar's Uptown CabaretPeople who want to punch Bill O'Reilly in the FaceUSA Rock Paper Scissors LeagueAustin ComediansYou Don't Love Me You Just Love My DoggiestylePeople That Imagine Justin Mauch NakedComedians of MySpaceLeague of Extraordinary Comedians

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     Ruby Collins's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Austin, TX
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Education:Some college

   Ruby Collins's Schools
Texas A & M University
College Station,Texas
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 1998
Smithson Valley H S
Spring Branch,Texas
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
 

1991 to 1995


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   Ruby Collins's Blurbs
About me:
I have inverted nipples and my lips are venomous poison. I like to sleep with one hand in my pants. .. ..


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Who I'd like to meet:
A totally super-sweet ninja who is totally pumped and ready to party. Hard.

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Ruby Collins has 965 friends.
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Ruby Collins's Friends Comments
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Nov 14 2009 10:42 AM

You best believe this superhonkey loves you.
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Nov 11 2009 7:01 PM

New Web Site!



Check out my new website at PopHaydn.com

There you will find The True Story of Pop Haydn, cool graphics, and great videos.

Let me know what you think!
NoManzero

NoManzero



Nov 10 2009 11:24 PM

Ruby,

It's nice knowing that we made your friend list. We like having cool ones on our MySpace page!

Rock On and never let em get you down!

Thanks from the boys in NoManZero
NoManzero

NoManzero



Nov 9 2009 5:52 AM

Ruby,

Just a quick hello from the boys in NoManZero....we know that to keep it real on the MySpace thing you gotta actually drop in on people's pages and take a look around..........looks like a cool MySpace page you've got here!!
If you see us doing a gig in CT, Mass, NY, NJ or PA or anywhere stop in and tell us you are a MySpace Cyber Person....LOL!...;=)

Don't be a stranger and don't let em get you down...EVER.

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Oct 30 2009 3:16 PM

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Oct 27 2009 3:07 PM

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Oct 18 2009 7:56 AM

have a good sunday! :)
Big Jeff

Big Jeff



Oct 15 2009 5:57 PM

October 24th...don't forget the guerilla mask!
Dennis

Dennis



Oct 14 2009 4:08 AM

Please spread the word,







Under The Gun is playing

Sat Oct 24th @

The:               "PARLOR"

In Austin TX,

The Parlor,

                 100 east N. Loop Atx,
                                                 512-454-8965

We have a new guitar player,
                            Mikey Jackson
Thanx alot,  Dennis





Check out New songs @

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Sep 25 2009 4:13 PM

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Sam Watkins



Sep 24 2009 5:23 PM

Hello,
I Hope you and yours are doing great
Just dropping by to invite you to...
A Benefit Concert For Missing Child Haleigh Cummings
Details On My Profile
Saturday October 17,2009

OO Ranch
1001 FM 969
Bastrop,Texas 78602

My band Fate Train and I Will be performing songs from my current CD"Has Anybody Seen Me"and
the new CD"A Way to Fly"....

Hope you can make it and God Bless!

Sam Watkins..
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PANJOMA



Sep 6 2009 11:09 PM

The Austin Electronic Music Grid has come together with a shit ton of bad asses to bring you something different......

*Hologram from Divers Arts
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*Guest DJ Spot DJ John Thomas
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Tickets for the event are $5 advance (at AustinMusicGrid.org) and $8 at the door. Sponsors for the event include: Navdo, Puzzelle Productions, Diverse Arts Austin, Zebra Imaging, ATX Underground.



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Sep 1 2009 3:04 AM

HOPE TO SEE YOU AT EMO's NEXT WEDNESDAY Ruby Collins , WE JUST SIGNED THE BOOMSWAGGLERS TO OUR RECORD LABEL & TOM VANDENAVOND HAS BEEN GONE A COUPLE OF MONTHS & THIS IS HIS 1ST SHOW BACK HOME! LAST, WE HAVE ONE OF OUR FAVORITE ARTISTS, JAKE LA BOTZ, (who played our very 1st event in Phoenix, AZ between Scott H. Biram & Bob Log III in 2005) AND HE SHOULD NOT BE MISSED. PLEASE JOIN THE "DIRTY FOOT FAMILY" (Hillgrass Bluebilly Fan Base), COME OUT NEXT WEDNESDAY TO EMOS.








We hope to see you there! We will try our best to wrap the event up about 12:30, being a Wednesday and such.......


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Aug 20 2009 2:45 PM


 

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Aug 14 2009 7:04 PM

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Aug 12 2009 9:31 PM

Great Music! Cheap Beer! and Good Times!   This and every Wednesday at Trophy's Bar and Grill. 7pm - 9pm located in Austin, TX 2008 S. Congress.  SEE YOU THERE...If you can't catch the show tonight we are playing at Boomerz August 14th, located @      6148 W Hwy 290; Oakhill, Tx



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Eric Lincoln Hurst

Eric Lincoln Hurst



Aug 11 2009 7:54 PM

Hey! It was great seeing you again, and until next time - be well!!!
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