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Ruby Collins
Stand-Up
i dressed my zwinky like a whore.

Female
32 years old
AUSTIN, TEXAS
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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   Ruby Collins's Comedian Bio
Bio"Easily the most taboo-shattering, whiskey-swigging, gut-busting female comic the scene has unleashed in years, expect to see Ruby Collins divide and conquer the counter-culture soon." - Amp Magazine, 2008
Films
AlbumsMetal Up Live

    Ruby Collins's Interests
Generalcrossword puzzles, roast beef sandwiches, cheese, belt buckles, comic books, irish whiskey, guitars, poker, lemonade, the awesomeness that is a stupid stripper, ninjas, talk radio, inappropriate haikus.
Musicthe bee gees, weezer, bouncing souls, the who, born to lose, stevie tombstone, cash, willie, t-rex, blackalicious, tragedy, acdc, quiet riot, talking heads, queen, rolling stones, styx
Movieslawrence of arabia, old school, goodfellas, city of god, sabrina(the original), saturday night fever, italian job(the original), the usual suspects, indiana joneses (not that last piece of crap, youve burned me once again, george lucas!), star warses(really only the old ones), monty python and the holy grail, pee-wee's big adventure, edward scissorhands.
Televisioni dont have electricity. just kidding. i love too many television shows to list here.
Booksright this second i'm reading born standing up, when you are engulfed in flames, the easy way to quit smoking and y the last man.
Heroesi’m holding out for one ’til the end of the night, but he’s gotta be strong, and he’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be fresh from the fight. i do need a hero. i’m holding out for one ’til the morning light. i guess he’s gotta be sure, but it’s gotta be soon and he’s gotta be larger than life. yeah, you know, a hero.
Groups: Sugar's Uptown CabaretPeople who want to punch Bill O'Reilly in the FaceUSA Rock Paper Scissors LeagueAustin ComediansYou Don't Love Me You Just Love My DoggiestylePeople That Imagine Justin Mauch NakedComedians of MySpaceLeague of Extraordinary Comedians

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     Ruby Collins's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Austin, TX
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Education:Some college

   Ruby Collins's Schools
Texas A & M University
College Station,Texas
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 1998
Smithson Valley H S
Spring Branch,Texas
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
 

1991 to 1995


   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 4 2009 9:30P
Red Eyed Fly Austin TX
Aug 21 2009 9:30P
Headlining The Velveeta Room Austin TX
Aug 21 2009 11:30P
The Velveeta Room Austin TX
Aug 22 2009 9:30P
Headlining The Velveeta Room Austin TX
Aug 22 2009 11:30P
The Velveeta Room Austin TX

Ruby Collins's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

that noise was richie.  (view more)

boston to albany. stage one. i need pants.  (view more)

so, i’m in boston. should have packed some socks.  (view more)

a day in the life of a hairdresser-to-be  (view more)

Stripper Quote  (view more)

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   Ruby Collins's Blurbs
About me:
I have inverted nipples and my lips are venomous poison. I like to sleep with one hand in my pants.


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Who I'd like to meet:
A totally super-sweet ninja who is totally pumped and ready to party. Hard.

   Ruby Collins's Friend Space (Top 16)
Ruby Collins has 917 friends.
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Ruby Collins's Friends Comments
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10 FT HAMMER





Jul 13 2009 10:16 PM


 

Thurs. 7-16 @11:00 p.m.10 FT. HAMMER at Headhunter's club
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Jul 9 2009 5:55 AM

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Jul 1 2009 6:43 AM

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Jun 22 2009 7:24 PM

Hey guuuurl. How's life? How's the comedy career going?
Judson





Jun 13 2009 12:03 PM

You have a video about one of the Oakland Raiders called Cunt Smasher on your page. And feathered hair.
Pop Haydn





Jun 8 2009 6:02 PM

Colossal Medicine Show News!

Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!"

We are delighted that this great comedic performer can join our line-up.



The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.

Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety.

It'll make you feel better!

Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.

19th Century Attire Welcome!

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Jun 5 2009 10:15 PM

I love this quote:

"If a man does only what is required of him, he is a slave. If a man does more than is required of him, he is a free man."
JOE STAATS the 1st





Jun 4 2009 2:41 PM

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May 30 2009 3:02 PM

Judson





May 28 2009 10:31 AM

big scary green centipede. and beer. and crown.
Mikey McKernan





May 19 2009 7:52 AM

thanks for clicking.

CandorTV





May 12 2009 10:49 PM

How would you like having rich friends during the recession?







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Steve Fucile





May 1 2009 5:02 AM

This Is my buddys voice mail to me that i had made in to a cartoon.. He thinks that i forgor his B day but it actually is 6:45 in the morning of his B Day... He thinks we all missed it thats how loaded he was.. so we went over and partied all night with him....

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Apr 17 2009 4:38 PM

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Apr 16 2009 4:05 AM

new tour uniforms...
Fernando Martinez





Apr 12 2009 6:12 PM

Have a nice Easter =)
name here





Apr 7 2009 11:05 PM

see you in october! or maybe somehow earlier...
The Upper Echelon





Apr 7 2009 2:20 AM

Folk You
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Apr 1 2009 4:05 AM

Designer Dain





Mar 25 2009 8:41 PM

Hi Ruby!! Great sets in in Austin last week. Thanks again for the laughs.


~designer dain~
Chef Dan





Mar 25 2009 7:57 PM

Thanks for letting me stay in your Austin compound last week! I would have been sleeping in the car otherwise. I'll make you an xtra special rolled omelete with cream cheese filling next time you play Jersey-

Chefrodesiac
DARK SUMMER DAWN





Mar 24 2009 9:15 PM

WE'D REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT THIS SATURDAY, MARCH 28TH

WE ARE HAVING A BDAY BASH FOR OUR BASSIST, JR

AND WE’D LOVE IF YOU COULD COME AND HELP MAKE IT A SPECIAL DAY

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THANKS AGAIN FOR THE SUPPORT

infinity, and beyond!





Mar 17 2009 1:09 PM

how's SXSW? I'm sorry I'm not there.
I should be livin' there by now! say "Hi to the douche boys for me!
Chris Cubas





Mar 7 2009 10:34 PM

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