"Easily the most taboo-shattering, whiskey-swigging, gut-busting female comic the scene has unleashed in years, expect to see Ruby Collins divide and conquer the counter-culture soon."
- Amp Magazine, 2008
Films
Albums
Metal Up Live
Ruby Collins's Interests
General
crossword puzzles, roast beef sandwiches, cheese, belt buckles, comic books, irish whiskey, guitars, poker, lemonade, the awesomeness that is a stupid stripper, ninjas, talk radio, inappropriate haikus.
Music
the bee gees, weezer, bouncing souls, the who, born to lose, stevie tombstone, cash, willie, t-rex, blackalicious, tragedy, acdc, quiet riot, talking heads, queen, rolling stones, styx
Movies
lawrence of arabia, old school, goodfellas, city of god, sabrina(the original), saturday night fever, italian job(the original), the usual suspects, indiana joneses (not that last piece of crap, youve burned me once again, george lucas!), star warses(really only the old ones), monty python and the holy grail, pee-wee's big adventure, edward scissorhands.
Television
i dont have electricity. just kidding. i love too many television shows to list here.
Books
right this second i'm reading born standing up, when you are engulfed in flames, the easy way to quit smoking and y the last man.
Heroes
i’m holding out for one ’til the end of the night, but he’s gotta be strong, and he’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be fresh from the fight. i do need a hero. i’m holding out for one ’til the morning light. i guess he’s gotta be sure, but it’s gotta be soon and he’s gotta be larger than life. yeah, you know, a hero.
Hey! Stop what you are doing! We are having a button sale!
100 Buttons Just 15 Dollars! 500 Buttons Just 70 Dollars! 1000 Buttons Just 130 Dollars 2000 Buttons Just 250 Dollars! The sale ends August 1st so check it out now!
Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!"
We are delighted that this great comedic performer can join our line-up.
The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.
Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety.
It'll make you feel better!
Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.
19th Century Attire Welcome!
You can buy tickets at LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.
For more information and video go to my Myspace Profile or:
This Is my buddys voice mail to me that i had made in to a cartoon.. He thinks that i forgor his B day but it actually is 6:45 in the morning of his B Day... He thinks we all missed it thats how loaded he was.. so we went over and partied all night with him....
Thanks for letting me stay in your Austin compound last week! I would have been sleeping in the car otherwise. I'll make you an xtra special rolled omelete with cream cheese filling next time you play Jersey-
