In the not too distant future, humans and robots will live together in perfect harmony. They complement each other, help each other and understand one another. Man tries to understand how machine works, machine tries to understand how man thinks. There aren’t hardly any differences left. Man is now God.
Can a robot write poetry? It can, and there´s more… it can write music too.
Robot can write, robot can compose, robot can feel…
The court rules:
Robots now have the right to go to heaven.
A robot asks… will I go to heaven?
Man answers… Now you have the right to believe in whatever you want, like I do.
Robots go to Heaven.
The ROBOTS FROM MARS have a new song, “Spaceship Earth”
“Better plug your ears so that your brains don’t leak out…” Johnny Air Guitar.
Visit their My Space page to experience the #1 song from the Red Planet. The reviews have begun to come in:
“Spaceship Earth is destined to become the worst song of all time!” The Psychic News Network
“Spaceship Earth sounds like it was played by a bunch of drunken robots…” The Snob Blog & Militia
“Can’t wait to jam with the Robots From Mars!” Bill Clinton
“Yuck Yuck…The Robots From Mars sound like Devo on uppers…” George W.
“The Robots From Mars are incredibly boring in a heavy handed low brow sort of way.” Dick Cheney
“Spaceship Earth will take you to a place that you don’t want to go!” Barak Obama
“Just like some Democrats we know,” John McCain
“If you are really really BUZZED and you squint really really hard, the Robots From Mars don’t SOUND half bad,” Bender, “And it shouldn’t matter that they paid me to say that… I still get to keep the money, right?”
wOMEN CLAIM TO COME FROM vENUS BUT THEY REALLY COME FROM mARS... sINCE WE ARE KNOWN FOR OUR RED SANDY BEACHES, PRETTY UMBRELLA DRINKS, AND RED TAG SALES!
Ben Franklin once kept a journal where he noted all the words he spoke in a day. His goal was to function in business and in life with only the most necessary words being spoken. He reached a point where he barely spoke at all.
After considering this, the Robots From Mars now firmly believe in a lipless society. The less you say the better the chance that you won't put your foot in it...
metal or otherwise.
Unfortunately for us, all the robots have really thick lips so it’s impossible for us to shut up...
Unfortunately, the robo-chicken’s chocolate eggs are unfit for human consumption. The Easter Bunny has been a bit too frisky! We now have a large supply of chocolate nuts and bolts… Milk chocolate on the outside with a chewy steel center. Oh well, better luck next year.
Hello from the Red Planet! May fireworks light up your sky! Sometimes music bounces from inside your head to the next dimension and sometimes it's right in front of you. Just grab the magic and go for broke! I've always prided myself on having a low IQ since I was made with cheap re-processed American parts and a third class robot brain. Did you ever hear a synthetic human spouting philosophy in his underwear? Mickey Microphone the Robots From Mars Checkout our Robomusic and Tall Tale.
PS You're invited to a cookout at the summit of Mount Olympus, the largest volcano on Mars and within our solar system. Bring your own marshmallows. PPS ZZ Van Hendrix says that he remembers you from a past lifetime...I think he was a pretzel. PPPS We're building a giant TV-Radio Internet Link on Mars so that we can pick-up your My Space Page. Don't want to miss anything. We’ll be watching you… Who do you think taught Superman to see through walls?
HAPPY BELATED ACROSS THE UNIVERSE DAY!!! From the ROBOTS FROM MARS
Music from Earth has been deliberately launched into space by humankind. Other than attaching a disc to a spacecraft or randomly broadcasting TV and radio signals, the Third Planet has never before attempted to share it’s musical culture with the Heavens. A Beatles song has been beamed out into the galaxy. NASA broadcasted the song, "Across the Universe", through the transmitters of its deep space communications network on the 40th anniversary of the songs recording at London's Abbey Road studios. February 4th also commemorated the space agency's 50th anniversary. The music was converted into digital data and sent on a 431 light year-journey towards Polaris, the North Star. The broadcast began its galactic crossing at 7 p.m. EST/February 4th 2008. Martian Side note: It might take awhile for the flower children around Polaris to respond to this broadcast. They prefer space polkas and hate all forms of technology.
Beep beep...vaya sonido, amigos¡, me encantaron los temas y si, los robots iran al cielo, porque los humanos creo que no...por eso me gusta tanto la electronica ¡....gracias por añadirme ¡
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